On Monday I reported that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance. Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock.Star reports:
And that March 23 rendezvous went so well, insiders explain, that Brit and Kevin have agreed to take a trip far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.
“Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them,” a family friend tells Star. “When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was.”
May I recommend a location for the lovebirds? It’s a quiet little place. Don’t know if you heard it. It’s called THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN! I’ll provide the rocket. Get NASA on the line. Tell them “The Pillsbury Dough Girl is ready for the oven.” Oh yeah, be sure they know I mean Britney and not Jennifer Love Hewitt. Our puny Earth rockets are only so strong. For now…
#50 YOU SHUT UP FATTY
Why in fuck’s name can’t she wear her shirts rightside-in like even the craziest of crazy crazies can manage to do?
Is it really that hard to identify which side of the shirt the label is sewn to?
Is it pure indifference?
I mean, i give her some credit for not wearing it backwards *today*, but c’mon, rightside-in isn’t too much to ask, is it?
ps…
She’s got the ugliest hands I’ve even seen
#50 , oh my god you called me a fatty, oh my god i am so insulted….
HA that would make more sense if youd ever seen me before.
what a f****n dumbass.
Just because im actually a NICE person and dont go around thinking im gods gift and can insult everything that walks.
thanks to number 51 and 52 :-)
Geez the the slurpee machine broken or something? Lots of angry chubs on here today.
This is where all the virgins hang out……. i always wondered
#55
Why are you looking for virgins you sick fuck?
OK…WHERE SHOULD I START ? I DON’T THINK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL ..BRITNEY WENT NUTS BECAUSE OF KEVIN…AND NOW THAT SHE’S BEING NORMAL..AND HAVE PLANS FOR A COMEBACK HE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER??? FUCK HIM…HE MAY BE RUNNING OUT OF CASH..I F U KNOW WHAT I MEAN…!!!! BRITNEY PLZ….DON’T DOIT !!!! YOU ARE BETTER OFF ALONE….OF THOSE LOSERS …IF YOU WANNA ACHIEVE THE OLD BRITNEY…WELL KEVIN WASN’T IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE…SO PLZ DONT DOIT…HE NEEDS MONEY…AND DON’T LISENT IF HE PUT THE KIDS..IN THE MIDDLE/….DONT DOIT BRITNEY !!!
yes laugh and mock Britney but lets not forget for the past year or so the media have been following her ‘intennsely’, her and Kevin Federline obviously have an attraction for each other and good luck on that to them both, she could quite easily make a movie on her life in the past two years or is there a writer already penning the script as I type, she now seems to getting back to her norm, her latest album is a huge success and she is about to start touring, the media say she is broke, that is just a complete joke, so now where are the mockers.
smoking Camels – that’s my girl!