Britney Spears and Kevin going away together
On Monday I reported that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance. Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock.Star reports:
And that March 23 rendezvous went so well, insiders explain, that Brit and Kevin have agreed to take a trip far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.
“Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them,” a family friend tells Star. “When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was.”
May I recommend a location for the lovebirds? It’s a quiet little place. Don’t know if you heard it. It’s called THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN! I’ll provide the rocket. Get NASA on the line. Tell them “The Pillsbury Dough Girl is ready for the oven.” Oh yeah, be sure they know I mean Britney and not Jennifer Love Hewitt. Our puny Earth rockets are only so strong. For now…