On Monday I reported that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance. Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock.Star reports:
And that March 23 rendezvous went so well, insiders explain, that Brit and Kevin have agreed to take a trip far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.
“Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them,” a family friend tells Star. “When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was.”
May I recommend a location for the lovebirds? It’s a quiet little place. Don’t know if you heard it. It’s called THE CENTER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN! I’ll provide the rocket. Get NASA on the line. Tell them “The Pillsbury Dough Girl is ready for the oven.” Oh yeah, be sure they know I mean Britney and not Jennifer Love Hewitt. Our puny Earth rockets are only so strong. For now…
Diggity | April 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Diggity!
cate | April 2, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I hope she gets pregnant.
Champ | April 2, 2008 at 4:23 pm
What on earth could his motivation be?
Oh yeah – the no talent ass clown needs money. Well played Mr. Rapper.
mimi | April 2, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Here’s to the two of them getting their act together!
God Bless ‘em!
Kim | April 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Someone get the girl a sippy-cup, she drooled her water all over her chin!
Trover | April 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I’d hit it again. The crazy is finally going away.
Champ | April 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I forgot to say – MAN HANDS. Ewww.
Caroline | April 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Why do you have to write things that suggest anything about Britney’s weight? I would def. say the majority of the media and the general public is pulling for Britney to pull herself together and get back on her feet… comments regarding issues about her appearance are not only irresponsible, but they are down right heartless. Months ago, it may have been funny to jest at this girl’s expense, but at this phase, when she has two small children who have been taken away from her because of a very public battle with some sort of mental illness, it’s just not funny anymore and as an avid reader of your site, this makes me not want to visit your site anymore.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm
@2 Why would yo wish that on any little kid? I hope her vagina explodes into a million pieces..
@4 mimi why are you here??
juls | April 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm
she looks good! go britt! <3
Jessica Rabbit | April 2, 2008 at 4:27 pm
awww i always wanted them to get back together…
These crazies deserve each other
lipper | April 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Caroline. Here’s a one way ticket to FUCK off. This IS entertaining.
Crazies are out strong today.
t-dawg | April 2, 2008 at 4:31 pm
britney’s shirt is on inside-out.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@8 Sweetie, Most of the media is hoping for another melt down. Crazy bald Britney beating a car with her umbrella cranks up the rating far more than her and Kevin spooning on the beach.
Can you take Mimi and go jump rope in the fast lane of the 405? I think the two of you would have a lot of fun out there and it is just the place for the two of you.
Randal | April 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm
yes, Yes, YES!
I knew these two would start to work things out and realize it’s worth doing so for the children. Kevin has certainly stepped up in the father and family department and has gained a lot of respect for taking care of the children while Britney had her problems, which she’s still sorting out, if I may add.
This getaway will bring them that much closer. Next week’s news here will be full of great news and reports of the weekend getaway.
Still a fan and always a fan. Make it work Britney!
Randal
BT | April 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I’m thinking that this is one of those Ass-ton Kutcher Ass clown ‘Pop Fiction’ pranks. If it is… It’s a good one… Got everyone believing it…
Joco | April 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm
With his successful rap album and immense talent, why would K-Fed need a sugar-mama?
The California Bar Association | April 2, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Oh fuck no! No no no! These douchebags are trying to reconcile? Fuck that FUCK THAT! Half of our membership is counsel for Britney, the other half for K-Fed. Oh this is going to fuck up our plans. Bad bad bad. I just put down a deposit on a new merc. Oh shit, this can’t be happening.
UglyPeopleSafaris | April 2, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Someone needs to SPF 50 that shit
deacon jones | April 2, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Wait a second….she switched from Marlboro to Camel Lights???
Thats just disgusting
Anonymous | April 2, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Randal,
At what age did you realize that you were a flaming homosexual?
nancysnastypanties@gmail.com | April 2, 2008 at 4:47 pm
yea uh i agree with people— he just wants money
Danklin24 | April 2, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Anyone else tired of the Jinnfer love hewitt jokes from superfish? She’s hot and im sure he only wishes he could get a girl half as hot.
Ript1&0 | April 2, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Randal, your comments continue to delight and amuse me.
havoc | April 2, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Aw….is he out of money already?
Christ, she’s fat.
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Her hair looks like an old Barbie.
cate | April 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
9– Aww c’mon, Jimbo, it’ll be funny!
I mean, yeah, it’ll suck for the kid, but just think of the entertainment it’ll bring us. I need a good laugh.
Shep | April 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Kevin………………. your going to give up getting strange hot ass every night to be with britney spears again? Barf. If we were talking the i’m a slave 4 u days I could see it……… but this is more like I’m a hobo for you days with a little I’m on Jenny Craig for you days.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm
@27 Yes the comedy factor would be great. Maybe if the baby was brain dead at birth and has no idea that Britney was it mother, then that would be OK..
ASH | April 2, 2008 at 5:15 pm
apocalypse has come… everyone quick, stock up on starbucks, shiny objects and hotdogs… god speed!
Groucho | April 2, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I wonder if they’re going to Antarctica or the deep jungles of South America, because those are about the only two places on Earth I can think of where they won’t be recognized.
Monica | April 2, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I think he’s out of money…
Abdo | April 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm
That will definitely Be good for their children
I hope they manage to back together
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 6:08 pm
She looks AMAZING!!! I love her hair. Well not HER hair, but the hair type stuff on her head..
Randal | April 2, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Thanks Ript1&0. See you around on the next batch!
Randal
Misha | April 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Power to her.
On that note, is she wearing her shirt inside out? :D
retro metro | April 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
why would he want to go back? he had her at her prime. now she’s at rock bottom. he totally ruins his legacy if he takes her back but his bank account will be pleased
Scientologist | April 2, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html
Brigit | April 2, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I think that the source for this story has since retracted the information and his publicist said that it was false, that they did not see each other, and that the photos used from their supposed meeting were actually from their Honeymoon, so ya know.
Famous Plastic | April 2, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Ah ha. So in other words…Kevin’s money is about to run out.
lil ol me | April 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
She is just the biggest hot mess this side of Priscilla Presley…though I don’t know if Presley can be considered a ‘hot’ mess, so much as just a ‘mess’…so fantastic. keep it coming!
Alicia | April 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
She still is sporting a baby bump.. and covering her stomach with a handbag..
joho777 | April 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm
What? Is Kevin out of money?? Or what?
I hope they aren’t taking the two boys with them. They’d just remind Brit and Kevin what happened the last time they “fell in love.”
I heart Randal | April 2, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Randal,
Your comments brighten my day. I only wish others would recognize what a keen insight you have. Too funny, but in a good way.
Thanks.
Kristin | April 3, 2008 at 12:10 am
What? She doesn’t drink water!
missywissy | April 3, 2008 at 12:53 am
Yea!!! They are both obviously shitheads, BUT … they were once husband and wife and do have children together. For those little boy’s sake I hope the Federlines go to counseling and make their marriage work. She has got to give up needing all that attention, though. Kevin has got to put his foot down with her, and she with him, and they need to keep those kids out of the spotlight. Good luck to the Federline family (Kev, Brit, and children). You can do it.
Ript1&0 | April 3, 2008 at 1:18 am
Dear #45,
Randal’s sweet homosexual anus belongs to me now and if you ever speak to him again I will gut you and scratch your fucking eyes out.
Kisses!!!
Hayley | April 3, 2008 at 3:56 am
Britneys looking beautiful, i hope that she becomes happy again very soon, instead of all this crap about her in the gossip columns id love to see a person happy, some of you people are sick, enjoying peoples misery, theres obviously somethign very wrong in your lives. and how the hell can you say anything about britneys weight, you are sick, you are whats wrong with today, no wonder teenage girls are becoming anorexic and nearly dieing from the likes of you, i hope your proud, curves are beautiful, it makes a woman, you make me sick,
gurnion | April 3, 2008 at 8:37 am
#49 shut up fatty
Go Brit | April 3, 2008 at 9:09 am
#50 shut up shrivel c**k
bet all you do is sit on here all day insulting people.
GET A LIFE YOU F****** VIRGIN