Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s divorce was finalized in court yesterday. According to the terms of the divorce, K-Fed will get $15,000 a month from Britney for child support and an additional $20,000 a month in spousal support (which is based on the prenup and will end in November). Britney and Kevin agreed to keep the custody of the children 50/50, although either can go back and ask the judge to change the terms.
Considering Britney Spears’ recent antics, it’s a wonder K-Fed couldn’t manage to get full custody of the kids. Did he even hire a lawyer? I could’ve shown up wearing a ski mask and a paper bag with “baby” written on the side and gotten custody of the kids. The judge would take one look at me, then Britney, then slam his gavel down and declare, “To the stranger in the mask!”
oh damn | July 31, 2007 at 9:59 am
i feel such sorrow. now all my romantic illusions about marriage have been shattered.
Kathleen | July 31, 2007 at 9:59 am
This makes me want to literally throw up.
justifiable | July 31, 2007 at 10:00 am
What the holy hell is that on her back in the last pic? Some sort of glitter pattern? Goes so well with the facial acne!
Texas Tranny | July 31, 2007 at 10:02 am
Pretty dress.
Rimmy | July 31, 2007 at 10:02 am
If those two classy kids can’t make it work, then I feel bad for the rest of us.
Brock Landers | July 31, 2007 at 10:02 am
The world is officially over.
Sportsdvl | July 31, 2007 at 10:04 am
A year ago, who’d have thought K-Fed was going to be the better parent of the two!
Crap Tonight | July 31, 2007 at 10:05 am
Okay i’m now taking bets on who she is going to marry next –
my personal choice is one of her bodyguards or the guy that delivers her mail
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | July 31, 2007 at 10:05 am
3, it’s called a shadow from her nappy hair.
Bite Me! | July 31, 2007 at 10:06 am
@4 TT that dress is hideous! I thought you had better taste
creecree | July 31, 2007 at 10:08 am
I just can’t get over that she still goes out in public. Doesn’t she have a mirror?
FACE | July 31, 2007 at 10:12 am
I would still bang the hell out of her.
Ms. Spears | July 31, 2007 at 10:14 am
I could take a crap,a small crap at that, and auction it off on ebay.That would pay my court costs, child support etc.I could make more in 20 minutes off of feces than you losers will in 20 years at your government job.
Thank You , Have a nice day.
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:14 am
She looks like something my cat threw up, swallowed, and threw up again.
WTC!!!
creecree | July 31, 2007 at 10:14 am
So would I but then I do lots of things in private that I wouldn’t do in the street.
justifiable | July 31, 2007 at 10:15 am
#9 There’s a zigzag spotty pattern going on there, her back looks two-toned. WTF?
BIG PENIS | July 31, 2007 at 10:15 am
I am divorced. I am so happy, no kids to deal with and no husband that cheats. I will always be grateful to the people who stuck behind me. I don’t need Paris to show me about hair extensions, I look good and I know it. My forehead looks nice the way I wear my hair. I just did a bunch of coke and I feel silly. Not sure what I’ll do next, stay tuned. Love, Britney xxxooo
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:16 am
Does she even OWN a MIRROR???
papa bear | July 31, 2007 at 10:16 am
I was thinking the same thing. There is no way he had an attorney present at this trial. How do the kids remain 50-50 in terms of custody?
Can the judge be charged for trial abuse?
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
Sick of Stupid | July 31, 2007 at 10:17 am
Remember the gay bashers in the Village inthe 80′s? Well I’m going to start the “Baby-Doll Dress Wearer Bashers” club. Anyone in???
I’ve had it up to HERE!!!! (holds finger up to nose)
don't recycle | July 31, 2007 at 10:18 am
#13 I doubt it, we’re not buying your shit here, let alone on eBay! Are you now your own financial manager, too?
creecree | July 31, 2007 at 10:19 am
#18 I heard she did once – but they’ve all been shattering lately when she uses them.
Dr. Demento | July 31, 2007 at 10:19 am
I’d never had thought Britney would have back fat. I mean, where are her scapulae? Not a good look for you Britney.
TAKE OFF THE FUCKING WIG AND COMB YOUR HAIR BITCH.
jenny | July 31, 2007 at 10:20 am
Is she just tying weaves to her head with scarves now? She’s not even trying to get the wig on straight anymore.
starshinetokyo | July 31, 2007 at 10:21 am
Omg, WHY do magazine’s still write about her?! She is so pathetic. Next puhlease!!!
Bite Me! | July 31, 2007 at 10:23 am
Is that the real FRIST or her troll?
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:24 am
@ 25 Because she’s like a trainwreck…can’t look away….
Crap Tonight | July 31, 2007 at 10:25 am
#25 Do you have a better nutcase for us to make fun of, because I’d like to see them
YeeHawww | July 31, 2007 at 10:25 am
Next she’ll have one of those baseball caps (prob. Von Dutch) with a ponytail attached and two beer cans with a straw on either side of her pneumatic skull for easy sippability.
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:26 am
It’s me FRIST!!! How you doin today???
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:27 am
You know it’s the REAL frist when I don’t talk disgusting, or not too disgusting, anyway..heheeheheh
Texas Tranny | July 31, 2007 at 10:27 am
@ 10, just kidding, I do have better taste than Shitney.
I do love the feminine floral pattern.
Malffy Hernandes | July 31, 2007 at 10:27 am
She’s a hot mess and a half.
Chauncey Gardner | July 31, 2007 at 10:30 am
#13,
You are a charlatan! The REAL Britney could never correctly use a word as big and mysterious as “feces”.
jd | July 31, 2007 at 10:31 am
did we ever think we’d see the day where k-fed would come out of this couple as the reasonable one? hell yeah k-fed, do what you do!
justifiable | July 31, 2007 at 10:32 am
#34 I think that’s her zodiac sign. Taurus, Gemini…yeah, sounds about right. She’s a Feces.
susanist | July 31, 2007 at 10:34 am
You are a pathetic Bud Lite Maxxim-Stuffer Beavis and Butthead who runs a blog spewing hatred on people who accomplish more in one hour than you will if you reincarnated 40 more times as a proto-human being.
All of you haters are perfect reasons why we need a military draft. Nobody can see you or what it is that any of you do except come here and write all of your frustrations out against the Britney Spears’ and Paris Hilton’s of the nation.
Envy and jealously are the main motivating factors in your life. And if you were to ear a ski mask its only because you have to be as ugly as the theme of this blog.
Jamie Lynn | July 31, 2007 at 10:35 am
Leave my sister alone. It’s not her fault she acts like a ho. It’s everyone else’s fault, like men. She is young and stupid like the rest of my family. What did you expect? We are from Louisana, not sure if I spelled that right.
free sample | July 31, 2007 at 10:36 am
All he has to due is stay out of the spotlight and she’ll screw up.
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:36 am
37 Get bent
bellasera | July 31, 2007 at 10:37 am
is it me or do her eyes always look like they’re sliding off the sides of her face?
my comment | July 31, 2007 at 10:37 am
Her flesh has the appearance of wax, as if her soul left her body a long time ago.
Annie Rexia | July 31, 2007 at 10:38 am
Screw putting Lindsay on celebrity death watch. They need to put Britney’s kids on that list. With her as a parent, you know one of those little bastards is going to end up licking a lock socket or diving head first into the toilet. Thats why Kevin isn’t fighting for custody. When one of those snot-nosed knee bitters gets rubbed out, Kevin sues and collects a fortune.
pass_the_hatorade | July 31, 2007 at 10:38 am
#37 Susanist – And you felt the need to break away from your busy, earnest and motivated day to spew your rage against us “haters” instead of looking up “irony” in the dictionary because…why?
P.S. Bite me, twatwaffle.
FRIST!!! | July 31, 2007 at 10:40 am
Funny, though, this is what you would consider a “quickie” divorce. I work in family law, and some drag out for years and years, and usually, USUALLY when it comes to visitation and custody orders, shit gets brought the fuck up….like drug use, meltdowns, child neglect, and USUALLY the better parent gets full custody. Trial must’ve been in CA.
jus'stupid | July 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
Did it ever occur to anyone that she donated her hair to locks of love.
jrzmommy | July 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
I really thought those two crazy kids were going to find their way back to love.
adeliza | July 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
#37—-What?
“Bud Lite Maxxim-Stuffer Beavis and Butthead ”
Ummmmm….
Yes-that is exactly what we all are around here.
But, what is a Stuffer?
Victor | July 31, 2007 at 10:43 am
FRIST…….good morning.
George | July 31, 2007 at 10:44 am
Ain’t she purty. And, such a snappy dresser, she knows to match her bar with her purse and lipstick.