Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had a five hour meeting yesterday and finally reached a settlement in their divorce. K-Fed will only get $1 million after the airtight pre-nup drafted by Britney’s lawyer and the two will have joint custody of the kids, sharing physical custody 50/50. Although $1 million still sounds like way too much. If they made things fair based on what they contributed to the marriage, K-Fed would’ve left this thing with two balloons and a tube of toothpaste.
And here’s shots of Britney having a quick 30-minute celebration at the Bridge Restaurant and Lounge in Hollywood yesterday after the settlement meeting. Dropping K-Fed must’ve been like removing a tumor, because she’s starting to physically look better. By the end of all this she might actually turn out okay.
Horray!!!!!!!!!!!!! No More sleepless Nights.
Trust me, pre-nups Work They really do.
K Fed and a million dollars? I guess his kick game is about to get REALLY ridiiculous.
I don’t want too even THINK about his watch game.
#45 – you must be blind, she’s wearing all of that ugly shit and still looks kinda cute… look at xtina’s drag queen rat face, she has to wrap that big pointy nose and those beedy eyelash-free eyes with a towel when her ugly diseased ass goes out in public not in full drag.
Hooray, my favorite trainwreck! God I love this ho. The only thing I can’t make fun of are her teeth, they are straight & bright. Everything else is a hoot to pick at though. It’s too easy most times and I feel guilty like I’m kicking a retard, but I get over it quickly:P
“You can put frosting on a dog turd but that don’t make it a birthday cake.” AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I vote that Quote Of The Day
She looks ‘tard happy in that first pic.
#15, where can you find that video?
Those shoes, what is she playing at? Jewish Grandma? Those are some FUGLY shoes.
“she’s starting to physically look better”
You are kidding, right? A wig, granny sweater and teeth whitening can’t make this hag look better. Just lipstick on a pig……
Man talk about a crappy article. Successful dancer marries a more successful singer and because the singer is a girl the guy is automatically and A-hole. Comments like she’s looking good now she dumped him. What planet are you folks from. Who was looking after the kids when the crack head was doing other rehab patents in the bushes.
57–It’s all over YouTube, check it out. It’s definitely worth a laugh:)
I’d let her jack me off with her famously stinky toes, then french kiss her ashtray mouth. Afterwards, I could dry-fuck her asshole, before the enemas. Then, she could deep-throat me to clean it off.
Questions?
39, that was tremendous.
Wow, Brit’s out of rehab and smiling for photos, that’s a shock. Any of you who think that after a month this chick is ‘okay’ will just have to wait and see what happens. I have my speculations:
1) hair is long enough for extensions to be grafted onto – album is released
2) celebrating album release – light partying
3) no such thing – total relapse
4) cry “exhaustion” and dry out – prepare for grueling tour
5) assassinated by fan club president backstage
Okay, it turns into a wish list around #5, so just fill in the blank.
#30, I agree with you, K-Fed got boned….. but he hasn’t had an income since she stopped his allowance about 5 months ago. A million bucks is a lot when you’re looking at a future of shaking the “Hot Pizza Ready Now” sign in front of Little Caesar’s Pizza (hope that’s not just a regional thing)
In other news, I have HAD it with these stupid hats and these trashy wigs. If there are any wealthy philanthropists reading this column right now, please note that I AM willing to travel to L.A., stay in a 3 star hotel (I aint snooty) and rip this bimbo’s wig off of her head while shaking my finger in her face and sternly repeating, “NO, NO, NO!” If she doesn’t seem to understand I will rub her nose in it lightly and then flick her on the forehead until she makes the connection.
Of course, it goes without saying that all legal fees and bar tabs will be paid by you. Act now and I’ll drive by Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton’s house and scream an obscenity of your choice through their security box.
@63
possibility 5a. Instead of being killed by crazed fan club member, she is instead paralyzed from the waist down and after several years of solitary soul searching she realizes that her previous life was nothing more than a gilded prison of ignorance. She gets her doctorate in physics…… when she isn’t at home with her children. She learns how to care for herself and her kids with minimal help from staff, and decides that she prefers it that way. Eventually she is able to come off of the antidepressants and the therapy sessions. She realizes that although she may have lost the use of her legs, she has gained something that she never had before – self-respect.
Oh, who the fuck am I kidding??? I say she should be killed by the fan club president backstage with the candlestick.
Quote- “By the end of all of this she might actually turn out okay.”
Uh, okay. And I’d like to announce my candidacy for KKK Grand Dragon…
She will always be a drunken slut. My kind of girl.
Everyone needs to give Britney a break!! She looks good.. She’s going thru a rough patch in her life. Marriage, 2 children, divorce, break-down… At a time like that one needs privacy and that’s what she never got… It’s totally expected.. I feel for her. But she looks good. Honestly she looks like old Britney!! I’m happy for her! Only thing.. if K fed causes such problems in her life.. he will never go away they share 2 children.. Maybe over time it will heal.. or they will both grow up.
You’d look good too if you just dropped 175lbs of wannabe rapper garbage.
Hey, Brit’s actually staring to look good – just loose the news-boy cap along with K-Fed.
Ah, how sad, Ellie May seems to now have turned into Granny. Sure, baby doll, that makes up for all the narcissistic bullshit you have been putting us through. That get up sure makes her look sane enough to have signed any papers with Fed-Ex. Yeah, he got 1 million cash but half the proceeds of their Cheeto infested love nest, peeps. Dude is gonna do all right. And hey he’s got his own search engine…….where you could meet him!!!!!
Priceless!
She’s so effing ugly and completely worthless.
She needs to be killed
Lucky bastard.
Kevin will live to regret treating britney as bad as he has! He will not be successful! Britney has too mant loyal fans!!!!