Britney Spears and Kevin Federline learn to share

Superficial / January 5, 2007
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly worked out a mutual custody arrangement for January where Britney will have the majority of custody while Kevin will only be allowed with his children from noon to 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at Britney’s home. Although the judge could’ve easily replaced these with 4-hour head-punching sessions and the kids still would’ve been better off. Deciding between Britney and Kevin on who to give the children to is like deciding if they’d be better off living in the microwave or the inside of a bear’s mouth.