Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly worked out a mutual custody arrangement for January where Britney will have the majority of custody while Kevin will only be allowed with his children from noon to 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at Britney’s home. Although the judge could’ve easily replaced these with 4-hour head-punching sessions and the kids still would’ve been better off. Deciding between Britney and Kevin on who to give the children to is like deciding if they’d be better off living in the microwave or the inside of a bear’s mouth.
bush twins | January 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
just watch, after 1 week of “custody” visits britney will be pregnant again.
sillyleen | January 5, 2007 at 1:53 pm
God I can’t believe I’m starting to feel bad for k-fed…
Jenster | January 5, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I 2nd the first post.
She looks like Kevin Federline in that picture. When was the last time she washed her hair, seriously?
crazyfool | January 5, 2007 at 1:56 pm
does k-fed ever visit his practice babies or just his famous babies?
misanthrope | January 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Phew, well, what a relief. I thought the boys would have to go to a safe and loving home.
wedgeone | January 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm
yah- this picture looks more like the REAL Brit & not that dressed up whore from the previous posting. Plaid flannel shirt, dirty hair, no makeup.
Truly coming from some bayou trailer park on her way to 7-Eleven for a bag of Frito Lays.
PatinNJ | January 5, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Yuck.
misanthrope | January 5, 2007 at 2:10 pm
The other pictures are of Brit in drag. This is her ‘Shucks I’m a dumbass’ persona.
amaritimer | January 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm
if he wants the majority of the time with the kids, just ask for them when she goes out to party… she’s out a lot… makes sense to me
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
She looks like she wants a Labatts Blue. And some flapjacks. And perhaps a shiny new axe and some lumber.
amaritimer | January 5, 2007 at 2:17 pm
but then again, those two breeding didn’t make sense to me but they still did. Stupid fuckers.
amaritimer | January 5, 2007 at 2:18 pm
mmmmmmm…. Labatts Blue….. mmmmmmm….. beeeeeeer…..
cruzin333 | January 5, 2007 at 2:18 pm
12 hours a week? So much for K-Fed saying he has all this dirt on Britney and that he’s gonna get custody of the kids.
Who’s next in line to have his baby? My bets are on Paris.
misanthrope | January 5, 2007 at 2:20 pm
There was already enough dirt on Britney.
Kristin | January 5, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Lmao @ #1. =]
coma12 | January 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm
It is sad when the nanny and her bodyguard have more custody of the kids then the both of them. They both need to be making alimony checks to the nanny and her bodyguard.
Also for the benefit of all human-kind, neuter them.
coma12 | January 5, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Hey is that the half face of KFed or just some random person Brit is going to marry for 12 minutes?
Peter Coffin | January 5, 2007 at 2:38 pm
This arrangement is called “babysitting.” K-Fed will be “babysitting” while Britney Spears is out “nursing habits” and “having sex with random guys.”
I assume the timing means she will be working on another album in the evenings. Good for her… I’m sure that won’t smell like her kid’s/K-Fed’s diapers.
Jeremy1Esq | January 5, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Make a deal with KFed to only see his kids for 12 hrs a week..10 million
Turn over your kids to a nanny for the rest of the time they are awake so you can party with your pussy..priceless.
Binky | January 5, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I think it’ll work.
She ought to be awake by 4.
BuckTheInfernal | January 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm
He can only see the kids between noon and 4 on a weekday?
Must be nice not to have a *job*, you know, something someone his age should have. Then again, if I didn’t have a job I’d be a shiftless and talentless loser like him too. Without the paparazzi.
yashi | January 5, 2007 at 2:54 pm
the mom should get custody… i bet she is the one who is taking care of the babies while britney is getting drunk!
RichPort | January 5, 2007 at 2:57 pm
that picture of i love new york on the ad bar makes me want to blow chunks
i think federline is hot
spunkbubble on J.alba's face | January 5, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Everytime I look at a picture of her I think what in god’s name was america thinking for sweating this trailer park pig?
Scott | January 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Here’s a fun flash game between Britney and K-Fed:
http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php
Pointandlaugh | January 5, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I got 686, level 7 on that game (2nd try). was mildly fun.
BarbadoSlim | January 5, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Spokespeople for both parties(well, mainly Brits, Earl’s guy was just some dude he had beers with the night before, his name is T-Bone)
Anyway, they are happy to report that an arrangement has been reached that will guarantee that the kids will be psychologically fucked up as soon as possible.
Binky | January 5, 2007 at 5:45 pm
#25
Reached level 1, with some coaching, and then decided I didn’t need any ‘loser’ confirmation at the present time.
(Christmas cards were down this year)
Tracy | January 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Britney needs a new life coach. Paris didn’t do such a good job.
RichPort | January 6, 2007 at 12:21 am
#6 Comic genius, LMFAO, ROTFLOL, HAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA!
#27 *yawn*
mikewall | January 6, 2007 at 2:20 am
Britney fans just wont give up.
Britney maintained the support of her fans and was voted the sexiest woman on topsexywomen.com
http://www.topsexywomen.com/sexiest-woman-in-the-world.html
I doubt she will have any fans left next year
Cherokee Chocolate | January 6, 2007 at 5:35 am
Where are the men? I’m sick of looking at girls! Come on, Superfish give the ladies something to look at. One Leo post isn’t good enough.
GetReaL | January 6, 2007 at 6:10 am
So let me get this straight…her people say that it is ok that she parties because she spends the day with the kids. Now, under this agreement, she will see them three less days? Whatta mom!
Mo | January 6, 2007 at 8:47 am
#32, I beg to differ…one Leo post is more than enough. Total girly man.
Peter Coffin | January 6, 2007 at 9:35 am
#34, I think you just said that you’re gay.
wedgeone | January 6, 2007 at 9:39 am
Labatts Blue … proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
#23 – FTLTC! Your sarcasm in #30 would mean a lot more if you weren’t using someone else’s screen name. It wasn’t that funny. I know. I wrote it.
BarbadoSlim | January 6, 2007 at 9:58 am
Oh,we didn’t meet the trolls exacting standards of …..what? ass?
oh my, oh my, how ever will we go on?
Do Freebird | January 6, 2007 at 10:43 am
Did the judge give any thought that either of them can actually tell time?
Cherokee Chocolate | January 6, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#34 What I meant was one male celeb post vs. about 5-10 female celeb posts isn’t enough.
HELLpenis | January 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm
That first comment was funny as hell…
But this is still a pretty sad story. Ugh, it’s depressing when kids have to go through this. I guess the only saving grace is that they’re so young, and hopefully won’t remember any of this shit; and by the time they are old enough to have real memories, things will be somewhat sorted out.
troll (generic brand) | January 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm
whoa whoa whoa…I thought we had an unspoken agreement that BarbadoSlim is above trolling? Single coolest person here. Plus, if you didn’t think “Earl’s guy was just some dude he had beers with the night before, his name is T-Bone” was funny, it’s time for a brain scan.
(yeah yeah yeah, I’m just a gay troll with a crush, blah blah blah)
Lowlands | January 6, 2007 at 8:58 pm
This is a sinking ship,i feel almost pity for her…She doesn’t wear these sunglasses for only looking cool…I won’t be surprised if she shows up the next time in a burka…
Bell91501198 | January 7, 2007 at 3:28 am
I probably WOULDN’T hit it. Depends on my mood. I say 8 times out of 10 I’m not touching it. That’s all. Later.
Mr. Fritz | January 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Yeah, this pic of her really makes my dick hard…
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/britneynomakeup2.jpg
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 7, 2007 at 12:54 pm
That picture was a little bit photoshopped. Not a lot baby girl, just a little bit.
Lowlands | January 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm
(44)Flashbacks of my eccentric aunt Amalia coming up…
Lowlands | January 7, 2007 at 1:37 pm
(46)She was exorbitant wealthy and died happy…Why can’t you Britney?
RichPort | January 7, 2007 at 8:17 pm
#36. KY Gel … proof that god doesn’t care that my ass accepts all comers.
Carsten5577 | January 7, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Britney has “Skanky White Trash” written on her forehead. She’s just a stupid, barely literate, low-class whore.
RichPort | January 8, 2007 at 5:56 am
Ass Troll, by troll standards, you’re starting to slip… any funny shit you had was exhausted after the first few tries, and even that was fucking lame. Why you go back to stalking us at Ferret’s and living vicariously through us? Oh wait, you already do that…