Britney Spears and Kevin Federline name son

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly named their newborn son Sutton Pierce Federline, though they’ve yet to confirm the naming or even the fact that they’ve given birth. Coincidentally (or maybe on purpose but that would be really sad) Sutton Pierce now shares the same initials as his older brother, Sean Preston Federline. Which is fun for like three hours, but then it’s gonna suck when they need to buy matching embroidered handkerchiefs. “And why would they need embroidered handkerchiefs?” you might ask. Well how else are they supposed to look snooty as they blow their noses or surrender to the opposing army with a makeshift white flag? Huh, smartass? Next time think before you ask stupid questions.