Britney Spears and Kevin Federline split in Vegas

April 25th, 2006 // 179 Comments
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly got in a huge fight in Vegas just before walking down the red carpet for the debut of his new album Playing With Fire.

It was a full blown war of words that got louder and more heated as the dinner went on” said one eyewitness. “It was a very bad night for Britney.” Another eyewitness says, “It really was huge fight.”

Finally shaking and in tears, Britney fled the restaurant and raced up to her suite alone — boycotting his performance at the nightclub. Kevin didn’t seem affected by the public row they’d just had. In fact, Kevin stayed at Pure drinking until they turned the lights back on this morning!

Picking a fight with Kevin Federline was a smart move on Britney’s part. A marriage can survive a fight, but it can’t survive a live performance of this. Seeing that sort of shit in person has to be the number one cause of divorce in this country. Number two if you count falling madly in love with me.

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  1. mrs.t

    How gay is he in this pic?

    “C’mon girls, do you believe in love?!”

  2. Script_Radar

    Second!

  3. Italian Stallion

    It look’s like he forgot what hand the mic is in………

  4. fanie

    Ewww. What a douchebag. And look at his gut! How very attractive he is.

  5. SugaryCherry

    Pfft, that kind of shit probably happens daily in the Spears household. They’ll probably be back together before you can say PoPoZao.

  6. tits_on_snack

    bah – they’ll be back together in no time, strolling hand in hand, barefoot, through a dump.

  7. Script_Radar

    I can smell him from here.

  8. OhHowCynical

    Hahaha! That douche-bag looks like he’s in the middle of the “Carlton” dance.

  9. whitenavel

    Is KFed pregnant?

  10. Pearly

    Ugh he makes me sick. She “boycotted” his performance to save her soul from being Popozaoed. This guy is King Douche forever. Yeah, he needs a shower and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.

  11. SugaryCherry

    “7. Posted by Script_Radar on April 25, 2006 03:21 PM

    I can smell him from here.”

    Actually, that’s probably your crotch.

  12. shankyouverymuch

    Kevin Federline… K-Fed… Ha-ha-ha-ha…

  13. Look at the beer gut! Ewww…white trash at it’s best. Poor Britney!

  14. shankyouverymuch

    oh by the way 12th… how gay!

  15. mEGGSnBACON

    ok I usually don’t care about these 2 fuckmuffins, but I gotta say, I really hope they don’t turn into the next Whitney and Bobby. Constant fighting, kicking each other out of mansions, having kids that they will inevitably fuck up royally.

    god just break up already you skanks, if only so that i dont have to read about your retarded fights every other day.

  16. Giggles

    Man, he SUCKS! I had no idea before just how bad he is. I was happier then.

  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’d be pissed too if my wife was at LaQuinta forcing innocent teenage boys to smoke ganja and thrusting her massive cleavage every which way.

  18. Edna Bambrick

    #15, you are REPORTED!

  19. Script_Radar

    11. Posted by SugaryCherry on April 25, 2006 03:24 PM

    “7. Posted by Script_Radar on April 25, 2006 03:21 PM

    I can smell him from here.”

    Actually, that’s probably your crotch.”

    You wish.

  20. careyanne

    Britney Spears is my hero. I will do everything in my power to become a nasty fucking fat skank just like her!

  21. biatcho

    He’s a Superfag and is totally, like, Superfagging out!

  22. Fisher55

    i’d hit it

  23. Idolnian

    He looks like he just pooted all over the front row! A little somethin’ for ya Vegas!! Ok, yeah, I should probably report myself for that one..

  24. Fisher55

    oh, and hi Biatcho…LOVE the comment. seriously ;)

  25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    damn, Edna, #15 wasn’t even that bad. It would have been worse if she said, “ok I usually don’t fingerfuck these 2 fuckmuffins, but I gotta say, I really love sweaty muffin juice, it doesn’t turn into cemented jizz slime until the next time Whitney and Bobby explore the deepest regions of their sphincters. Constant fisting, sucking each other’s piss out of crazy straws, having orgies that will inevitably end in bloodshed.

    god just fuck my anus already you skanks, if only so that i dont testicles cock shit-licker cunt to orgasmic juices retarded cum garglers penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina every other day.

  26. I like how club management has a glass wall installed between K-Fed and the audience in the photo, like he’s some kind of an animal in a zoo.

    Oh wait…

  27. LRonHoover

    Only thing missing from K-Feds right hand is Tom’s Cock.

  28. Chrystal03

    damm thats a fat azz beer belly…and is it just me or does he wear the same shiznit over and over again…

  29. biatcho

    Wait Fisher55 I couldn’t hear you? Can you take that dick out of your mouth & speak up?
    That’s better… yep you’re still retard.

  30. Trotter

    Looks like Kfag is sporting a nice new cum-gut ala Britney.

  31. CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

    god damn it looks like edna bambrick is reporting the same people over and over again

  32. LookAtME

    I’ve seen hotter guys crawling out of the dumpsters in downtown Vegas.

  33. biatcho

    26: That wall is to protect Fedder from fags like Fisher55.

  34. Fisher55

    biatcho, pumpkin, do you remember what a cock tastes like? have you seen one since you gained all that weight? it’s okay, sweetness, you’ll always have Ben and Jerry…

  35. Pearly

    I just realized who he looks like in that pic, Richard Simmons! It’s that gay-frantic smile, “Come on ladies! Sweat to the oldies!!”

  36. fanie

    “Reporting” to who and where? ;p

  37. BigJim

    That pic has to be photoshopped, because can’t imagine in what universe a bunch of girls would be cheering for that trailer park homo.

  38. thebor

    Hey Edna,

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU!

    Freedom of speech, it’s a beautiful thing,
    Damn I feel better!

  39. BigJim

    If I had a time machine, I’d send The Terminator back to take our K-Feds mother — Edna.

  40. LADY-CROFT

    hey edna…

    fuck u and fuck ur presedent GWB!!! kiss my ass u fuckn bitch!!!!

    ufff now iam calm :) i was waitting few days to that to u

  41. CHUD

    #17, I’ll be needing directions to that La Quinta.

  42. Fisher55

    hey biatcho, how’s the temp receptionist job out in Omaha going? do u find it challenging? sucks that your cubicle’s kinda small…wish I could share my office w/ you, but smelly obese middle-aged women make me nauseous and depressed…

  43. Fisher55

    Biatcho, still workin on that comeback? Is it making your ugly head hurt?

  44. Dr.Rokter

    #37

    I think if you look closely, the audience was assembled by promoters attempting to find a new set of demographics for K-Fed (front row: “nubile teenage girls”; directly behind “people of color”). The audience was then filled-out with a proven demographic (back center: “fat, closet homosexual frat boys”).

    All in attendance were given coupons for free prime rib dinners and $20 chip to Circus Circus.

    God fucks in Hell.

  45. biatcho

    Fisher: you’re hilarious! The fact that you’re staring at your sister’s computer that she let you borrow and are just waiting for my retort is so cute! Too bad I hear your mom calling, it’s almost dinnertime. Then you gotta hit the books… aren’t the SATs coming up?

  46. reptilicus

    Edna Bambrick = worst troll attempt ever

    I like how s/he goes from site to site trying to rile everyone up.

    Nice try.

    Now fuck off already. It was stale in 2005, even more pathetic now.

  47. biatcho

    Oh and Fishcakes, how did you know I was like, totally eating Ben & Jerry’s? It’s a heavy flow day for me and I’m super-cranky! I am also all out of tampons and now I need to use maxi-pads… and we all know how totally gross those are. It’s like I’m wearing a diaper!! So I need to just eat Ben & Jerry’s and read my US Weekly.
    You know me sooo well! I am so glad we could talk like this!!

  48. UNWASHEDMASSES

    Great pic. You can see someone flipping K-Fag off in the front row. K-Fag’s pose looks like Tom Cruise when someone forgets the astoglide. Britney and he were fighting because he heard her remix of “Popozao”, which was the sound of a toilet flushing.

  49. Idolnian

    Britney?

  50. Fisher55

    biatcho, it’s really sad that you’re so jeal. i’m young, hung, and hot. while you’re menopausal, angry, and really sweaty and fat. look on the bright side, tho…oh wait, there isn’t one. : )

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