Britney Spears and Kevin Federline cleaned themselves up and made an appearance at the SAG awards over the weekend. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kevin without a goatee, so this was probably a pretty big moment for him. Like the debut of his chin and upper lip skin or something. It’s sad though, because as hard as they try, they just look like a bunch of hillbillies who got all dressed up to attend the fancy party. It doesn’t matter how many times he shaves or how hard he tries to dress up, Kevin Federline will always be ‘that douche in the nice suit.’
8 hours that is
K-Fed has potential guys, cmon! He just needs a makeover. Once he realizes his potential, the sky is the limit…BS on the other hand, what can you say? It’s too bad there’s no one around who cares enough to help her out :( She used to be the bomb!
I think she looks cute. Although, I saw a dress similar to that on Project Runway a few days ago, I hope those things aren’t coming back in style =/
#5 – I think you mean EPITOME. Unless you meant epiphany, which is completely incorrect in this case. An epiphany would be a light bulb going off over Brit’s head causing her to declare, “I’m trashtastic and my husband is a giant useless douche, y’all!”
#50 – “I’d rather walk on my lips than criticize, but…” the Steel Magnolias quote you referenced was stated by Clairie – not Weeza.
I’m just sayin’!
Hey y’all–me any my huzzban’ are goin’ to the prom. While we’re gone, mama’s gonna clean the trailer for us!!!
Debutantejaim: You’d think that you’d learn how to use the word “epitome” before criticizing people for being trailer trash. Haha.
Okay, it sounds like some people on here are WAAAAY behind in fashion. The 80′s styles are back and are what’s big in all of the stores and have been for the past two seasons. Britney looks great! I think some of you need to get up with the fashion times. In the fashion world it is indeed the 80′s again. That’s what fashion does…it revolves around and around again..hello??…just like the 60′s and 70′s did a few years back. If you are behind the times, don’t bother to post your ignorance!
Okay, it sounds like some people on here are WAAAAY behind in fashion. The 80′s styles are back and are what’s big in all of the stores and have been for the past two seasons. Britney looks great! I think some of you need to get up with the fashion times. In the fashion world it is indeed the 80′s again. That’s what fashion does…it revolves around and around again..hello??…just like the 60′s and 70′s did a few years back. If you are behind the times, don’t bother to post your ignorance!
Yeah, 80s fashion IS coming back. Leggings and tapered jeans and all. I’m honestly not TOO fond of the trends. I think I’ll stick to classy styles so I don’t relive the time I was 5 years old.
Howver, brit looks good. I don’t like the top of her dress, but I adore the bottom part. Yeah, she still needs to brush her hair.
and yes, Kevin still looks like a trash heap.
#27! You got it! Mildly retarted is the only way to describe them both.. and now they have offspring.. why is always the dumbest people who have the most kids.. I guess the question answers itself..
80′s fashion may be in, but nobody told her. She has the worst fashion sense, neck chokers.. come on!
Yeah Mandy aka Captain Obvious, fashion repeats itself & 80′s fashion is in… but winning looks are updated with at least a hint of modernity. Britney’s garb literally looks like an 80′s prom reject that she bought it in a thrift shop for $2. She might as well put a fabric scrunchie in her (always unbrushed) hair.
Any guy would be lucky beyond belief to be with her. Looks like K-Fed hit the lotto.
She looks great for just having had a kid. He looks good all cleaned up too.
Does anyone really care about my opinion?
SuperSpence – hahahahahahaha.
PapaHotNuts – that aint up to your usual.
I find these pics mildly depressing. I was holding out on the hope that if I one day had made a million I would finally scrape together a more hot-diggety look. And yet here are these too looking like a photocopier salesman and his secretary at their Christmas bash. There is clearly no hope.
Debbie Gibson!!! So they figured out how to thaw out all those cyrogenically frozen people afterall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘PapaHotNuts – that aint up to your usual.’
Are you kidding? That was funnier than usual.
she SO bought that dress at the flea market.
Does anybody really believe that Brit has any money left to afford a designer dress? It is off-the-rack at KMart from now on, baby. Who new that douchebags were so high-maintenance and expensive? Brit, you still look pretty even though you have a fungus growing on your arm.
I agree with Slinkhard, my post sucked. It was funny as I wrote it, but looking back, not sure what I was thinking. I’ll try and get back on track later. Check some of the other entries- I think they’re better. Thanks for the honesty- SuperSpence is top notch.
Sorry Slinkhard- I meant to agree with AmberDextrose.
PapaHotNuts, I thought your post was funny. But then again, I’ve seen Pretty in Pink like 100 times. The song that played in the end when Molly Ringwald and Andrew McArthy kissed was by OMD, not Suzanne Vega.
Oh, poor Ducky….sigh…..
And Britney’s wearing a girdle for sure.
Po! Po! Po! Po!
po’ white trash
po’ white trash
Response to Mandy’s repeated posts #57 & #58:
Yeah, I am sooooooo looking forward to acidwash jean jackets and jeans with zippers and bows in the back of the tapered legs. I will save them all for you.
hey AURA, I miss the old Britney too. and she does look great here! she looks best at this weight and with the shorter hair..so cute! I recognize that “old Brit” silly face of hers in the second pic. She may not be the brightest crayon in the box etc., but we’ve always celebrated her simplicity! And K-Fed usually looks so much worse, that he looks good too. im suprised at how negative most of the comments are here! they usually look so much trashier and embarassing, this isnt bad.
Oops! I meant, Who “KNEW” Sorry about the typo!
She looks so cute!!! can’t wait to see my Brit back and hotter than ever…!!!!!
GAWD, Look at the looks on their faces.
Even THEY knew they were too trashy to be there.
#72 Funniest comment ever!!!
LOL comment #77 LOL!
You KNOW that somebody in her record company was like. “What? You want to do a comeback CD? Tell your husband to take a shower, stop walking into public restrooms barefoot and we’ll talk” In my opinion, Dressing K-Fed up in a nice suit is like putting perfume on a pig.
Sammygirl-
It’s sad that you knew the last song in Pretty in Pink. I’m worried about you. It is sad when someone knows that much about a 20 year-old teen movie.
PS. Wasn’t Duckie soooo cute when he sang “Try a Little Tenderness” in the record store??
Whoa. Headerlines skull is rather large. It seems to be way to big for his body. Really disturbing. Didn’t Nancy Reagan have the same disease?
See, you can show me pictures like these all day and night, but I don’t think most of us will forget some of the precious moments of Britney in fur-lined boots and a nightgown at the video store; or with big, ugly white sunglasses, pimple cream, dangling earrings, and a cigarette in her hand; or any of the other 10 million photos of her and K-Fed looking low-life, unbathed, and trashy everywhere they went every day for well over a year.
So big deal, they got dressed up for once. But once they get back home, he’ll have the wife-beater back on in a second, and she’ll take off the wig and make-up and they’ll be back to the trashy people we’ve all come to expect them to be.
You can dress ‘em up, but they still are the Federlines. The we-don’t-know-how-to-dress-or-take-care-of-ourselves-or-comb-our-hair Federlines.
I’m not impressed. And please K-Fed, learn this: It’s all about tailoring…
she looks so god damn frumpy.
I like his tie though.
#74 “they usually look so much trashier and embarassing, this isnt bad.”
Yeah luvaluva, i’m gonna give it up on this one. BS is lookin’ good here, especially in pic #2.
Damn, she looks … smart?
“Maude….go an get my gun. There be some hillbillies on the propurty!”
Well, PapaHotNuts, I thought the last line was funny…
I was never a big fan of PIP. I think the best work Molly did was her cameo at the end of Not Another Teen Movie.
You’re forgiven, considering how much joy you bring to the Superficial.
I agree with LickyLicky. PapaHotNuts, SuperSpence, uncommonamerican, and mortyfishbein post the best comments. You guys always make me laugh!
Rule number 1–if you have a short wide neck do not wear chokers, ever. Whoever told her she looks good in them should be kicked. I think on the way home they stopped off at Wal Mart to do sum shoppin.
Post number 73– OMG you rember those jeans too!! That made me laugh! Thanks! I can’t wait to buy some parachute pants and half shirts. They will look great with my ankle boots.
#78
Funniest Comment EVVVVVVVVEEEEER!
Everyone re-read it.
So funny.
YOU RULE #78!!!
“Kevin Federline will always be ‘that douche in the nice suit.”
….that his wife paid for.
Jeez, you can barely recognize Britney in the second picture. She looks twenty years older.
Britney looks great, her make and skin look nice.
That dress is a trendy fashion dress. Again, most of the scanks here who look like hell I am sure and are most likely fat asses would not know fashion.
Britney has a long neck and yes chokers are back in.
Watch fashion week coming soon in NYC and see the runway shows for yourself.
If you can pull yourselves away from the Jerry Springer Show that is.
That is what I think is ironic, a bunch of losers who have done nothing with their lives, hiding behind a PC attacking a young women who has been busting her ass since nine years old, working for everything she has.
Britney has a funny down to earthness to her .No she is not Audrey Hepburn, but she is not trashy like Paris Hilton either.
You all think she is trashy??
Well, Just because she is not a stuck up Hollywood anorexic coke whore phoney, who walks around with puffed up collagen lips, extensions and a 5000 dollar bag just to run into a convenient store does not mean she is trash. She is normal!
She is like YOU!
Finally, to the idiotic poster who claims Britney probably does not have any money left.
You are the one who is mildly retarded if you think that.
Have a nice day.
Britney looks beautiful… >_>;;;
seriously, she looks freaking great
I’m sorry folks but try as I may, I can’t get pass the dress. that is a horrible dress, totally unflattering and an ugly color. Her hair looks nice, though. Boy, wait until Kevin Federline starts to lose his hair. He better scam some money away for the Rogaine.
OK, Mandy, I lived in the 80′s and I’m so glad they’re gone. That is NOT an era to emulate (except for the Adidas Shell-tops). So that means that the Miami Vice look is coming back too? How about those disgusting acid-washed jeans that I wouldn’t even wear back THEN. Oh, oh and neon colors, yeah! Go back to your closet or rock and get in or under it. People who say, “The _____ look is back” must be taken out back and shot. Wearing neon pink leg warmers….
Britney…post craziness…had such poor fashion sense. I mean she’s RICH. you would just buy a fuckin stylist wouldnt you…but no, she wants to keep it countryyyyy. she wants to keep dressing like she can only af
Britney…post craziness…had such poor fashion sense. I mean she’s RICH. you would just buy a fuckin stylist wouldnt you…but no, she wants to keep it countryyyyy. she wants to keep dressing like she can only aford hand-me-downs.
who cares!
they are stupid anyways.
she looks like a man…