Britney Spears and Kevin Federline name baby

Superficial / August 4, 2005

bspears_wonka.jpgAccording to a friend of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, they’re currently fighting over what to call their baby. Britney is determined to name her child Charlie, after watching Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but Kevin wants to name the baby after him.

“Kevin loves the idea of calling the child Kevin Jr… but Britney has dug her heels in and loves the name Charlie. She feels Charlie is a great name for both sexes. Kevin is considering it after she talked him around. He says so long as their child is fit and healthy, the name-choosing comes in second place.”

Plus Britney Spears has all the money and Kevin Federline is a useless hobo, so it’s pretty much impossible for him to ever win an argument in their relationship. Until he gets sick of eating caviar and riding around in limos, he pretty much has to put up with whatever stupid idea Britney has, like naming her baby after a damn movie character. She could have at least used Willy Wonka’s name instead. I mean Willy Wonka Spears Federline? That name’s so great I might start using it. Actually yes, I think I will. From now on just call me Willy Wonka Spears Federline.