I take back my last post because I’m looking at these pictures of Britney Spears and I barely recognize her. She was spotted at the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip for a karaoke-themed birthday party wearing a Marilyn Monroe-style wig and large black sunglasses, and reportedly stormed out of the club after 45 minutes when the DJ played Hit Me Baby One More Time in her honor. A source adds:
“It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself. While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”
That’s like the worst wig I’ve ever seen. Either she forgot to get it fitted, or she isn’t even trying to play it off as real hair. She could be wearing a large trout on her head and it’d look more natural.
It’s a wig from Jessica Simpsons hair range thingy!!
Well…it’s not quite so funny when you read some of the (supposed) accounts of her running around aimlessly in an agitated state, even stopping by an emergency room for an hour before bolting, just like rehab. It does sound like she’s having a very public nervous breakdown. But then, if you look at the pictures and think of Beavis drinking something caffeinated and turning into Cornholio, it’s funny all over again. Cornholio Spears. Has a nice ring to it…
she should have gone with WAY bigger glasses, A CHEASIER WIG, and one of those 2″ ring gags. you know the kind that force your mouth open and then any wino or horny dude could pee or cum in her mouth, and all she could do is go uggggg uuuuggg uggggg, and we could say “more cum and pee? sure brit, dont worry”
Oh yeah, I called it 8)
Unfortunately, the fate of our society is directly linked hers. As Britney falls, so falls America. The head shave represents the 20,000 troop surge.
This is bad news kids…
One of my favorite games of all time is called “Penitentiary”. It includes a blonde wig, a pair of dark sunglasses and a bowl of Miracle Whip Salad Dressing. The blonde wig and sunglasses are optional.
Thanks for the sermon, Wiseass.
Suicide countdown clock starting… now
It’s official britneys bald, and now she’s selling her hair.
Oh this poor girl. Just own your shaved-headedness. At least a funky punk rock colored wig would look less sad.
The wig is beyond pathetic and mocks all the chemo-radiation survivors out here in Realityland. She needs a good bitch slapping.
I’d like to see her involuntarily committed to a suitable institution, like the Hollywood Scientology Center for Rehabbing Gays, Kooks & Jehovah Believers. Maybe get Tom Cruise in there to talk some celebrity sense into her….buwhahahaaha! Get asskisser Brooke Shields in there to testify what a great influence TC is on a career……
seriously, this poor girl is so far gone, it’s only going to be news when she takes to meth and gorges on it, gets open weeping lesions and loses her kids and fortune to their uber-responsible parent, KFed.
I thought Velma from Scooby-Doo had darker hair.
something tells me next time brit goes home she’s going to find jayden all blue in his crib like baby Dawn in trainspotting.
@ 21- what the hell? o.o you sound like a britney sheeple that just came her to support her. if you don’t like this “bitterfest” site, leave. and as a girl, how the hell is she a role model now? she’s odvioulsy stoned off her ass, she’s clearly getting drunk off her ass also, it hardly appears that she does anything with the kids… hell, i saw more pics of michel jackson and his kids then her with hers… it sounds and looks like she’s just pawning them off on her mom. all she ever does is go party like a hooker every night. she does weird shit like not wearing underwear and then clearly not caring that she’s flashing people (it’s SAD when paris has to close your legs for you, ok…). she spends one day in rehab and then leaves and now we are to this… shaving your head and covering it up with a cheap ass wig. i’m sorry, but this is NOT a role model for girls…
Doot… doot… dooby dooby… doot-doot-DOO-do/
Doot… doot… dooby dooby… doot-doot-DOO-do…
Er… don’t mind me, folks… just adding the appropriate soundtrack to the three ring circus and freakshow that is now Britney Spear’s life… Carry on…
DOOT… dooby doo-doo!
DOOT.. dooby doo-doo!
Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooby Do-BEE-Doo Doo!
*okay… cue the ringmaster… elephants… dancing midgets… Siefried… what’s left of Roy… gay trapeze artists… bearded lady… line of French poodles in tutus doing a conga line on the top of a moving clown car… Britney Spears’s current mental breakdown… and… WE’RE… DONE!!!*
2nd pic – Phyllis Diller? …anyone?
100:
“i find it amusing that a large portion of you “jumping on the bandwagon” and kicking britney when she’s down so to speak will, in the future, be praising her as soon as she makes her “comeback.” her comeback of course will consist of a miraculous 90lb weight loss and a fucking weave. maybe a spray tan. maybe. followed by a studio/machine produced voice on a new album. which again, most of you will buy.”
Uh, like NO WAY.
Her worn out pussy was gross, and she has no ass. Add to that she’s got two Federline brats and I can’t think of her as sexy anymore.
No sale here, bub.
#117 You’re just trying to sick us out so you can have her all to yourself.
It’s working.
What a clown.
#21, I believe you are as far gone as Britney is…a true role model for girls??? You have got to be kidding me. Sadly, you are not.
God, I was confused to see Andy Warhol on this page… does this mean we can now expect an Edie wig on Justin sometime soon?
She has obviously bleached her hair too often and had too many cheap hair extentions
that they couldn’t save it.
This is what happens when trailer trash comes in to money. Every time. It’s sad…
Somebody needs to euthanize this girl…STAT
Reports indicate that young Cindy Brady was abducted from her family home, and taken to a remote location, scalped and killed.
The body was found yesterday morning, surrounded by empty Cheetos bags and several worn copies of Becoming the Me I Want to Be: A Self-Help Guide to Building Self-Esteem by Don G. Simmermacher.
Beautiful and Bald: Persis Khambata, Natalie Portman, Sinead O’Connor, Demi Moore, and BRITNEY SPEARS.
I really believe next she kills herself or is found on the floor of some shitty hotel room where she OD’d on something.
Agree 100% with #126. She is standing on a banana peel with one foot and the other is on a acme roller skate that has lost all but one wheel.
Thats all folks!!
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She Looks Like Boy George
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14343349/
is it just me or does she look like mike myers when he used to dress up like that lady on SNL for his coffee talk bit.
shes still hott, so the girl shaves her head..at least she’s not a pushover like *cough* jessicaXsimpson
britney will ALWAYS be better than that hooch
And back to rehab we go….
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070220/D8NDLI600.html
I didn’t know the Dollar Store carried wigs. Yikes.
for a half second, i actually thought she was pretty on the top pic. i guess because of the wig and glasses…?
god she looks so bad…couldn’t she get someone to at least try to fit the wig?
geez…doesn’t the mental hospital know that she’s loose??
she’s insane, she is nuts!!!!
she is insane, she is nuts!!!! what a crazyyyyy ugly frog…cuz that is defintely what she looks like…ha ha ha…when will she ever look in the mirror and realize what a stupid, ugly whore and hoe she is?? she needs to die!!!!!!!
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