I take back my last post because I’m looking at these pictures of Britney Spears and I barely recognize her. She was spotted at the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip for a karaoke-themed birthday party wearing a Marilyn Monroe-style wig and large black sunglasses, and reportedly stormed out of the club after 45 minutes when the DJ played Hit Me Baby One More Time in her honor. A source adds:
“It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself. While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”
That’s like the worst wig I’ve ever seen. Either she forgot to get it fitted, or she isn’t even trying to play it off as real hair. She could be wearing a large trout on her head and it’d look more natural.
mia | February 19, 2007 at 8:40 am
She’s clearly developed one of schack’s fake mental illnesses.
lesleyannf | February 19, 2007 at 8:40 am
Isn’t that the old lady from the Golden Girls?
doodee head | February 19, 2007 at 8:42 am
What, no Anna Nicole Smith news today?
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 8:44 am
I want Britney to dip her bald head in oil and rub it all over my naked body…
thunderkat69 | February 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
OMG! It’s Dustin Hoffman!
Seargant Sexy | February 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
What is she thinking?!?!?! Everyone knows what is under that wig! Blehh.
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 8:46 am
I just remembered where I saw that last pic before !
It was on a Wanted Poster in Roswell.
supafreak | February 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
It looks like a Carol Channing wig.
86 | February 19, 2007 at 8:50 am
She misses Kevin so much that she wants to see him everytime she looks into the mirror.
RAMistheMAN | February 19, 2007 at 8:51 am
lol
86 | February 19, 2007 at 8:51 am
She looks like a total dude!!!!!!!
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 8:52 am
Those glasses really pull that look together.
@8… Agreed.
86 | February 19, 2007 at 8:52 am
Does she realize how long that is going to take to grow out???
BarbadoSlim | February 19, 2007 at 8:53 am
Faces of Death: Celebrity 2007 Edition
get your copy now, at Walmart.
86 | February 19, 2007 at 8:53 am
Any guesses as to what drugs she is on?
Superevil | February 19, 2007 at 8:53 am
After watching her spiral out of control I really hpe she doesn’t end up dead, at least not before Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, and Earl.
MrSemprini | February 19, 2007 at 8:53 am
I say we hand her over to the Water Bondage guys and get back to her in about two weeks.
danielle | February 19, 2007 at 8:56 am
I believe Jayden is under that wig..and Preston too. That’s the only way to “bond” with them.
Yup, a blonde 99 cents store wig, two babies and some super glue.
All the ingredients ya need to live the ‘La Shitney McBaldy Broccoli Spears Life’.
Now all ya need is a bag of cheetos a Red Bullshit and a cig….
sexybitch | February 19, 2007 at 8:57 am
So the best she could get was Dynel hair off a ’60′s mannequin? Guess the saffron robe and begging bowl just wasn’t an option.
Josh_Lavarn | February 19, 2007 at 8:59 am
Too bad it wasn’t Lukemia
Cindy | February 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
I admire Britney and I think she’s doing the right thing. She shouldn’t let herself get tied down just because she had a couple of kids. The public doesn’t like her, but so what? They don’t genuinely like anybody, just look at all the crap posted on this bitterfest site. Britney’s learning how to live her life without giving a shit about what others think, and that’s awesome! She’s becoming a true role model for girls, instead of that fake one that was manufactured for her by dirty old men.
itspat | February 19, 2007 at 9:04 am
the question is, which has more bumps and stubble now, her head or her butt?
Solaera | February 19, 2007 at 9:04 am
The wig is bad. But frankly, I’m more mortified by those horribly unflattering glasses. They make her look really mannish.
If she subtracted the wig and added a lollipop she could possibly land the role of Kojak in a remake.
Jesus.
danielle | February 19, 2007 at 9:06 am
Somebody call 911..I think a serial killer is on the loose.
carlogo | February 19, 2007 at 9:08 am
umm, does anyone else think that maybe kfed wasn’t the bad apple in the relationship? sure, he was lazy, but maybe he was keeping her under control, much like an iron-fisted dictator does to a fractious country. now that czar kfed is gone, she has revolted (or at least become revolting) and gone to war with herself. still, i would do her just to say i did her. i would derive no pleasure from the act.
Monday | February 19, 2007 at 9:09 am
I think Britney read all that legal discussion in the thread about ANuS’s will, and she decided that drastic action was necessary to save us. Thank you, Britney.
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 9:09 am
@21… You are out of your mind.
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 9:10 am
Re:7
I meant to say her new look is out of this world.
(Hope no one got a negative spin from that)
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 19, 2007 at 9:12 am
Thanks Superfish! Now I’m going to that stupid “Wind It Up,” piece of crap song, stuck in my head all day! And it’s my birthday!
stickyKeys | February 19, 2007 at 9:13 am
at this point, i think Britney has 3 choices:
1) A new career in porn.
2) Find a lesbian lover, and move to a foreign country with her new wife and kids, and try to live some kind of normal existence out of the spotlight.
3) Keep partying and doing drugs, and burn right the fuck out.
Personally, I wish she would’ve been a one-hit wonder. Instead, she somehow became a roll model for pre-teens who started dressing and acting like sluts.
I hope the music industry will start signing artists with talent, instead of these “Idols” with shit for brains.
Spindoc | February 19, 2007 at 9:15 am
#21, Cindy:
you are the reason that people in China Drown girl babys. They are afraid that they will turn out as stupid as you.
Not caring what other people think? Gee, that might sound good when you and your friends in Jr. High say it, but lets look at what she’s been blasted about over the last year or so….oh yeah, most of them were for being a lousy mother. So I guess she shouldn’t care what people think and continue to ignore her kids.
Franky, I’m all for that, it will be fun to read about what messed up little psychos her kids turn into. I’m betting they’ll be a bit like you.
Spindoc | February 19, 2007 at 9:16 am
Oh, and #8……You are DEAD on with that!!!!! Looks just like her!
assinahat | February 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
a wig’s all wrong. britney’s already been shown how to achieve elegant beauty with a head covering.
Alex | February 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
Shouldn’t the headline have “blonde” instead of “blond”? I mean, granted, Britney could pass for a man in most countries, but she did have two kids and, well, female-like genitalia the last time I checked. So shouldn’t the wig in context have feminine derivation?
I really think it should say “blonde”. I’m starting to lose points with Fishy.
Smackage | February 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
It’s still an improvement over what her nappy hair looked like before she shaved it off!
kacsing | February 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
Hmm. No one seems to remember Demi Moore did the same thing once and no one seemed to care. I think if you have the balls to shave your head, you should have the balls to stand behind it! Don’t hide under some stupid wig and glasses. Stand up tall and say, “Yeah, I’m a bad ass, got somethin’ to say about it?” Britney hiding under all of the ridiculous garb just says, she’s not as strong as she would like us to believe.
prideofchucky | February 19, 2007 at 9:20 am
Wow, look at how many bumps she’s taken on the noggin!
Doesn’t it all make sense now guys? Ol’ Nana Spears was a bit of a butterfingers herself.
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
RichPort | February 19, 2007 at 9:20 am
Ai think at some point in the past I said I’d even fuck her bald… I take that back.
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 9:21 am
@31.. The mainstream music industry is worthless. It’s all shit. The Grammy’s are a huge joke. They generally cater to the pre-teens that like to dress like sluts. Or to people who don’t really know what good music is. They just go along with the herd.
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 9:24 am
So she’s wearing the star of david & now the wig & glasses to complete the Linda Richman Boca Raton Old Jewish Lady look. Oy. She’s not like buttah.
itspat | February 19, 2007 at 9:27 am
#37 the difference is that Demi Moore has a gigantic cock. That’s why she had to find a young guy – their bodies are more…elastic. Poor Ashton, it must hurt when he goes potty.
BarbadoSlim | February 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
Oh poor Cindy, so Britney is one of your role models? Who’s the other one? That bitch who drowned her kids in a lake so she could party with her man?
The future of western civilization folks, look at it and shudder.
sexybitch | February 19, 2007 at 9:34 am
#37 Yeah, but Demi Moore did it for a movie role, not acting out, mentally breaking down or just freaking for attention. She also looked good because her ears are really close to her head. She wouldn’t have been caught dead in plastic hair.
steverino | February 19, 2007 at 9:37 am
Britney’s breakdown was fun to watch until now. I’m afraid the next thing she’s going to do is go home and put her kids on a barbecue spit. How can they be considered safe with her in this mental state?
fritobandito | February 19, 2007 at 9:37 am
I still say in that 3rd bald pic. she makes Uncle Fester look purdy! Actually she looks like one of cisco adlers balls!!!
Sandybebe24 | February 19, 2007 at 9:38 am
I just feel really bad for Brit. I mean this isn’t normal behavior, and it almost seems mean to keep picking on her. It’s like going to a mental hospital and making fun of the crazies.
Oh, and Demi Moore shaved her head for a movie, G.I Jane. It wasn’t like just some drug induced moment of insanity. Demi Moore actually got paid.
Cindy | February 19, 2007 at 9:40 am
Thank you all for proving my point. You guys are completely predictable, thread after thread.
That said, “BarbadoSlim” is such a cool name that I’m DYING to suck your cock. Think of it as the recline and fall-on-my-knees of western civilization.
sol | February 19, 2007 at 9:42 am
actually i think Demi Moore did GI Jane because she wanted to take steroids, pump iron, and shave her head, not the other way around. but i quibble.
danielle | February 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
The most important question is:
Do the curtains match the flooring and the furniture?
Alex | February 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
#48
I should probably assume you mean a select few by saying “Thank you all…”, even though that fits absolutely no definition of being synonymous, buy how in the hell could you ever predict my comment in #35?
Generalized statements are boring, too.