Britney Spears was spotted heading into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4am this morning with magician Criss Angel. The two were seen holding hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor together. Criss has also been seen around with Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz, so it’s my professional opinion that he’s either mentally retarded or blind. Or maybe this is some sort of challenge to David Blaine. I mean, yeah, Blaine buried himself alive for a week, but Criss Angel has slept with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It’s not even a competition anymore. If David Blaine wants to pull off a more dangerous stunt he’s going to have to live inside a grizzly bear’s mouth for a month. At least.
Splooge | August 16, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Let’s hope he can make this bitch disappear once and for all.
Glennie | August 16, 2007 at 12:25 pm
eww! he just dropped REALLY low
XaxaXaXa | August 16, 2007 at 12:25 pm
FIRST!!! yeah
cassidee | August 16, 2007 at 12:25 pm
uugh…someones dress sense got lost in the mail…
WastedOne | August 16, 2007 at 12:25 pm
haha @ #1!
She was really impressed though when he hid his dick in in her babymaker and pulled it outta her ass!
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Is she wearing a towel? It made me think of Towelie from south park…. “ya wanna git high?”
Oh, and the boots are back yo.
Nicole | August 16, 2007 at 12:27 pm
wtf.
Duchess of Dork | August 16, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I like his face. A pity it’ll probably endup being ravaged by herpes.
ManoManoMan | August 16, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Can she just go away? Please? Like, to Zimbabwe or something?
Please?
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 12:28 pm
no no no no no no…
This dumb bitch looks like she tries so hard to be ugly.
thuggish prep. | August 16, 2007 at 12:28 pm
lmao @ #6
Busty Raquel | August 16, 2007 at 12:29 pm
#6 (veggi)
VERY funny comment.
you made my day!
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 12:30 pm
hey superfish? Surely he hasn’t slept with paris hilton? She’s only slept with two people and she’s still a virgin….
havoc | August 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Yeah, that’s a new low.
Didn’t Criss Angel used to look, I don’t know, kinda healthy?
He looks like a heroin addict or AIDS patient.
gah…..
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justplainconfused | August 16, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Please tell me they used protection. Seeing these 2 right before lunch is bad enough. Imagining what their love child would look like makes me taste my breakfast again.
yolatengo | August 16, 2007 at 12:34 pm
wow! Rosie O’donnel lost some weight!!
Darnell | August 16, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Wow. Scraping the bottom of the nasty STD pool. All of the hotness is gone yo
Femme | August 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Someone consult Nostradamus…
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Ugh, Tommy Lee revisited. Nast! I’d like to see Britney Spears dressed like a lady….FOR ONCE!!!
I winder if he has a big bubbalicious?
yuck | August 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm
they look like a perfect couple.. Filthy, diseased and heroined up !!
soccermom | August 16, 2007 at 12:41 pm
This guy is just ugly enough to have no standards. He’s greatful for any lay. Even this nasty skanky crack whore.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Can he make her disappear?
Dizzybenny | August 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm
next up for Chris Angel ,Pamela Anderson on MIND FREAK!
i guess his show is well named isin’t it??
rockdust | August 16, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Holding hands? How could anyone hold hands with that guy without those obnoxious rings cutting their fingers open?! Geez, he looks skanky…just the right match for Britney!
*** | August 16, 2007 at 12:48 pm
#1 lets hope youre right!
wahooligan82 | August 16, 2007 at 12:51 pm
haha. i love how dead britney’s eyes are. she’s lost all hope for herself and i can’t wait for the day she just ends it all. give it up britney, you suck at life.
Elliot | August 16, 2007 at 12:51 pm
What a couple of ghouls.
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Can he make Britney disappear? Then he be a real magician
BOF | August 16, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Criss Angel likes to carry STDs and spread ‘em. Maybe that’s what he’s doing, infecting the whores so they won’t be around much longer.
*** | August 16, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Make Britney disappear! Right now!
Border Patrol | August 16, 2007 at 12:59 pm
He sure is bright eyed for 4am in the morning…
Brit looks like she was shot at and missed, shit at and hit.
This chics career is over, she just reaching for anything she can grab while she can.
Hit me baby one more time…
me | August 16, 2007 at 1:00 pm
is her wig falling off?
HA HA
britt | August 16, 2007 at 1:01 pm
He’s blind??? WTF HES DISGUSTING LOOKING! THE BLIND ONE WOULD BE BRITNEY, U CAN SAY ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT SHE CAN GET MAN WAY BETTER THAN THIS NASTY GUY, THIS SUPERFISH FUCKER JUST HATES BRIT SO MUCH, FORGET TO NOTICE HOW UGLY THIS GUY IS, GROSS, CMON BRIT U CAN DO BETTER
gettaoutofhere | August 16, 2007 at 1:02 pm
#26 why don’t you join her in that
first rules | August 16, 2007 at 1:11 pm
who’s britney?
FRIST!!! | August 16, 2007 at 1:11 pm
It’s a publicity stunt to “freak your mind”.
first rules | August 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm
i miss kelliiscrazyhot
somewhereinthemiddle | August 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I wonder if he has a magic trick that will help when his junk looks like a head of cauliflower.
AmeriCanadian | August 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Good grief, that is just…unspeakably disgusting. How old is Britney again?!?!
Criss Angel | August 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Watch as I pull, $50.00 in loose change, a 1976 Vespa, 2 broken beer bottles, 3 African refugees, some chicken bones and a strange burning sensation from Britney’s snooch.
Madea | August 16, 2007 at 1:22 pm
@39:
I believe she is 25-27, not sure though
T | August 16, 2007 at 1:29 pm
He is DAMN ugly!
AmeriCanadian | August 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Madea, she looks pretty…used up for only 27. I wouldn’t look that bad at 4 am and I’m 33!!
Eagle Chick | August 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I’m with you 42—He looks like Tony Danza in about 10 years if he was on all sorts of crack!
Crap Tonight | August 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
and WHAT an attractive couple they make
wahooligan82 | August 16, 2007 at 1:38 pm
#34:
Join her in what? Being a total twat cunt whore whose only contribution to the world are two ugly unwanted mouths to feed for society to worry about 10-20 years down the road?
Just because you were also a product of an irresponsible crack whore mother doesn’t mean you should stand up for other irresponsible crack whore mothers.
Chauncey Gardner | August 16, 2007 at 1:47 pm
It’s all for his next big trick – making his last shred of dignity disappear.
Shallow Val | August 16, 2007 at 1:49 pm
36 – Once again FRIST is at the top of her game.
Kudos, grrrl!
SaveSeanNJayden | August 16, 2007 at 1:52 pm
#40 – LMAO…
To add to your line of thought:
–Voila, ladies and gentlemen! I give you… gonorrhea.
Race1 | August 16, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Cris Angel dresses like such an “Affected Poser”.
That old “thrown together” look that took 3 hours to put on.