Britney Spears and Criss Angel get it on

August 16th, 2007 // 189 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted heading into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4am this morning with magician Criss Angel. The two were seen holding hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor together. Criss has also been seen around with Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz, so it’s my professional opinion that he’s either mentally retarded or blind. Or maybe this is some sort of challenge to David Blaine. I mean, yeah, Blaine buried himself alive for a week, but Criss Angel has slept with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It’s not even a competition anymore. If David Blaine wants to pull off a more dangerous stunt he’s going to have to live inside a grizzly bear’s mouth for a month. At least.

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  1. Splooge

    Let’s hope he can make this bitch disappear once and for all.

  2. eww! he just dropped REALLY low

  3. XaxaXaXa

    FIRST!!! yeah

  4. cassidee

    uugh…someones dress sense got lost in the mail…

  5. WastedOne

    haha @ #1!

    She was really impressed though when he hid his dick in in her babymaker and pulled it outta her ass!

  6. veggi

    Is she wearing a towel? It made me think of Towelie from south park…. “ya wanna git high?”

    Oh, and the boots are back yo.

  7. Nicole

    wtf.

  8. I like his face. A pity it’ll probably endup being ravaged by herpes.

  9. ManoManoMan

    Can she just go away? Please? Like, to Zimbabwe or something?

    Please?

  10. mywellrehearsedmistake

    no no no no no no…

    This dumb bitch looks like she tries so hard to be ugly.

  11. thuggish prep.

    lmao @ #6

  12. Busty Raquel

    #6 (veggi)
    VERY funny comment.

    you made my day!

  13. mywellrehearsedmistake

    hey superfish? Surely he hasn’t slept with paris hilton? She’s only slept with two people and she’s still a virgin….

  14. havoc

    Yeah, that’s a new low.

    Didn’t Criss Angel used to look, I don’t know, kinda healthy?

    He looks like a heroin addict or AIDS patient.

    gah…..

    .

  15. justplainconfused

    Please tell me they used protection. Seeing these 2 right before lunch is bad enough. Imagining what their love child would look like makes me taste my breakfast again.

  16. yolatengo

    wow! Rosie O’donnel lost some weight!!

  17. Darnell

    Wow. Scraping the bottom of the nasty STD pool. All of the hotness is gone yo

  18. I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Someone consult Nostradamus…

  19. LayDeeBug

    Ugh, Tommy Lee revisited. Nast! I’d like to see Britney Spears dressed like a lady….FOR ONCE!!!

    I winder if he has a big bubbalicious?

  20. yuck

    they look like a perfect couple.. Filthy, diseased and heroined up !!

  21. soccermom

    This guy is just ugly enough to have no standards. He’s greatful for any lay. Even this nasty skanky crack whore.

  22. jrzmommy

    Can he make her disappear?

  23. Dizzybenny

    next up for Chris Angel ,Pamela Anderson on MIND FREAK!
    i guess his show is well named isin’t it??

  24. rockdust

    Holding hands? How could anyone hold hands with that guy without those obnoxious rings cutting their fingers open?! Geez, he looks skanky…just the right match for Britney!

  25. ***

    #1 lets hope youre right!

  26. wahooligan82

    haha. i love how dead britney’s eyes are. she’s lost all hope for herself and i can’t wait for the day she just ends it all. give it up britney, you suck at life.

  27. Elliot

    What a couple of ghouls.

  28. Can he make Britney disappear? Then he be a real magician

  29. BOF

    Criss Angel likes to carry STDs and spread ‘em. Maybe that’s what he’s doing, infecting the whores so they won’t be around much longer.

  30. ***

    Make Britney disappear! Right now!

  31. He sure is bright eyed for 4am in the morning…
    Brit looks like she was shot at and missed, shit at and hit.
    This chics career is over, she just reaching for anything she can grab while she can.
    Hit me baby one more time…

  32. me

    is her wig falling off?

    HA HA

  33. britt

    He’s blind??? WTF HES DISGUSTING LOOKING! THE BLIND ONE WOULD BE BRITNEY, U CAN SAY ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT SHE CAN GET MAN WAY BETTER THAN THIS NASTY GUY, THIS SUPERFISH FUCKER JUST HATES BRIT SO MUCH, FORGET TO NOTICE HOW UGLY THIS GUY IS, GROSS, CMON BRIT U CAN DO BETTER

  34. gettaoutofhere

    #26 why don’t you join her in that

  35. first rules

    who’s britney?

  36. It’s a publicity stunt to “freak your mind”.

  37. first rules

    i miss kelliiscrazyhot

  38. somewhereinthemiddle

    I wonder if he has a magic trick that will help when his junk looks like a head of cauliflower.

  39. AmeriCanadian

    Good grief, that is just…unspeakably disgusting. How old is Britney again?!?!

  40. Criss Angel

    Watch as I pull, $50.00 in loose change, a 1976 Vespa, 2 broken beer bottles, 3 African refugees, some chicken bones and a strange burning sensation from Britney’s snooch.

  41. @39:

    I believe she is 25-27, not sure though

  42. T

    He is DAMN ugly!

  43. AmeriCanadian

    Madea, she looks pretty…used up for only 27. I wouldn’t look that bad at 4 am and I’m 33!!

  44. Eagle Chick

    I’m with you 42—He looks like Tony Danza in about 10 years if he was on all sorts of crack!

  45. Crap Tonight

    and WHAT an attractive couple they make

  46. wahooligan82

    #34:

    Join her in what? Being a total twat cunt whore whose only contribution to the world are two ugly unwanted mouths to feed for society to worry about 10-20 years down the road?

    Just because you were also a product of an irresponsible crack whore mother doesn’t mean you should stand up for other irresponsible crack whore mothers.

  47. Chauncey Gardner

    It’s all for his next big trick – making his last shred of dignity disappear.

  48. Shallow Val

    36 – Once again FRIST is at the top of her game.

    Kudos, grrrl!

  49. SaveSeanNJayden

    #40 – LMAO…
    To add to your line of thought:
    –Voila, ladies and gentlemen! I give you… gonorrhea.

  50. Race1

    Cris Angel dresses like such an “Affected Poser”.

    That old “thrown together” look that took 3 hours to put on.

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