Britney Spears and Criss Angel get it on
Britney Spears was spotted heading into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4am this morning with magician Criss Angel. The two were seen holding hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor together. Criss has also been seen around with Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz, so it’s my professional opinion that he’s either mentally retarded or blind. Or maybe this is some sort of challenge to David Blaine. I mean, yeah, Blaine buried himself alive for a week, but Criss Angel has slept with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It’s not even a competition anymore. If David Blaine wants to pull off a more dangerous stunt he’s going to have to live inside a grizzly bear’s mouth for a month. At least.