Photos have popped up today of Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib looking at pregnancy tests at Rite Aid on Monday. OK! Magazine reports:
The duo shopped for the test at the pharmacy following the pop star’s (dis) appearance at court on Monday, where they also filled out a prescription.
OK! is also claiming that Britney is anxious to have another baby since she’s barred from her other children:
“Britney hates when things are taken from her,” a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. “The court’s taken Preston and Jayden away, so she’ll just have another kid to take their place. That’s the way she thinks.”
To prevent widespread panic, I’m calling bullshit on this one. If you scope out the OK! article about the pregnancy test, the photos came from Finalpixx. That’s the agency Adnan works for. He’s staging pics with Britney. If you could see their faces, I guarantee Adnan’s laughing. But mostly because Britney bit into a First Response and didn’t find chocolate.
Shallow Val | January 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Just another way for her to be seen on the tabloids. It’s a worm on a hook, that’s what that is….
surlywench | January 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Enough with her already!
IKE | January 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Having another child will fix the mistakes made with the first two???
She should just take a break and vacation somewhere for a year.
bb | January 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Fuck this whore, I hope she shoots herself or overdoses!
mememe | January 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
can we just have one post titled “Britney Spears is a bipolar attention whore” and then leave the rest of her life at that? i mean really…why update us with EVERY crazy thing she does, its no longer surprising.
Ted from LA | January 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Replacement kids? Very interesting concept.
mememe | January 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
can we just have one post titled “Britney Spears is a bipolar attention whore” and then leave the rest of her life at that? i mean really…why update us with EVERY crazy thing she does, its no longer surprising.
Auntie Kryst | January 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Nice shopping list: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, and a box of Uncle Ben’s? Can’t be, that camel douche’s favorite side dish is couscous.
BunnyButt | January 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Wow, didn’t know two cunts could conceive …
phildo | January 16, 2008 at 2:35 pm
What’s with this guy? Two weeks ago he was dressing like the rest of us, now Britney’s playing dress up trying to turn him into some Hollywood star or some shit. Fucking pap(smear), you’re a fucking photographer! Stop wearing your fucking sunglasses indoors, and fucking denim suits, and TAKE THAT FUCKING SCARF OFF!
Jimbo | January 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Before my sex change operation I once took a pregnancy test.
D. Richards (Slob.) | January 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Holy shit. If this is true, just, wow. Yeah, somebody above me said it best; another child’ll fix the mistakes made with the firsr kids.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again (for another child). This is the reason behind Britney’s uncaring attitude towards her existing children. She’s given up on them; she knew she was planning on having a brand new toy soon, so, whatever, right?
Go Bipolar! Though it should be called ‘A-polar’ in Britney’s case, because I give her an ‘A-plus’. Bravo! Stunning. Really. Way to go.
Puritan Assmilk | January 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
NO MORE PLEASE! NO MORE BRITNEY!
RosiesVaginaSap | January 16, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Did she purchase him from the Ultimate Douche catalog or something? Did scientists spend years taking all the douchie tendancies from 1000′s of douchebags in order to create this piece of shit?
We have the technology, we can create the Meta-Douche
WTF | January 16, 2008 at 2:43 pm
# 6 BB i couldn’t agree more!
# 9 BunnyButt that is seriously funny… yeah obviously adnan “the crotch face” ghalib has mistaken his chin for a bikini line… just check out the facial chin brazillian…. yuck
FCS | January 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I’ve seen dead crack whores with cleaner hair. Nice work Un-fitney
The Office Whore | January 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
um, at least he can’t EAT pig, right?
Britney 24/7 | January 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm
C’mon now Addnanny put sum of dat dere baby batter in me. Yeer goin give me a nuther youngin. The tew I gots now are gittin too big to cuddle.
Nanotyrnns | January 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I call bullshit, too. I mean, if she had any dignity at all, she’d send out one of the gardeners to buy a pregnancy test for her. Oh… wait a minute… I forgot who were were dealing with.
I don’t know. If he’s boning her to get a baby, then custody, then a fat sack of child support – that’s a LOT of danger to go through. It’s safer to steal from the Mob.
Quinn | January 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm
brilliant, get brit pregnant, get custody of her kids and rake in the $$ moola.
it’s becoming the popular get rich quick!!
Life | January 16, 2008 at 2:50 pm
This pap smear that’s all over her today does not give a fuck about her when not in front of the public, for i saw this on video, where a helicopter was over them in front of her home right before she went to court on Monday. She kissed him then followed him back and forth between that Osama rat’s SUV back to the one she bought for him only to have him drive off without her while she was trying to get in the back of this new car she bought for him!! This video said so much about who he is and whats will be soon happening to her!
Vince Lombardi | January 16, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Shenanigans.
Doesn’t she have “people” to go out and buy her shit for her? Yeah, I’m with you Fish. She’s posing.
The Office Whore | January 16, 2008 at 2:59 pm
If anything is gonna give birth, I’d say it’s the living organisms in those boots..
TS | January 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Shenanigans or not, isn’t there some type of tranquilizer dart that can be converted into a permanent infertility dart? What’s the female equivalent to chemical castration? This chick need to be barren. Seriously, if there was ever a case for forced hysterectomy, Britney is it.
FRIST!!! | January 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
#23 oh, they have, they have….
jrz | January 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
*faints*
Angelia | January 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
OH MY “F”ING GOD!!!!! Enough already! As for this bull about her being bipolar: has anyone had the sense to think that maybe that is an act, too! She seriously can do anything and people will just chalk it up to her ‘mental problems’! I don’t think she has mental problems, I think she is just an attention seeking whore!
imagination | January 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
If I can’t have the old ones (mean old court guy!) then I’ll just make new ones! Its easy! All little hillbilly girls know how! {ugh} OK. Done. Let’s go get one of them there pee-on strips and see if it worked!
trainwreckspotting | January 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I disagree with some of the posters — I cannot get enough of the ongoing Britney meltdown because you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. For the record, I think that she is bipolar but I have little sympathy because she has every advantage in the world, she’s simply too arrogant to accept help and/or treat herself. She doesn’t WANT to.
Justification over: gimme more of Britney, bitch!
nia | January 16, 2008 at 3:32 pm
She looks like a huge wet rat! Does she even wash her hair? If she is pregnant her sons are going to put Life insurance policy out on her and then send OJ …………She should abort. LIttle Osama babies…eww
Melly | January 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Isn’t this Adnan guy married?
Matthew | January 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm
lets put a asterisk (or a *) on her career that asterisk should be 15 minutes of fame
Fox | January 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm
She’s gross and I bet those boots stink…
Superevil | January 16, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I so want to punch that guy in the face and shave off that faggy little nut-tickler.
Giggles | January 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
ENOUGH OF HER!!! is right. But first, I’m also calling bullsh*it on this one too.
RC of strangeculture | January 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Looks like she’s buying chocolat and rice too…
what do you think that means???
HELP | January 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm
If she is trying to get pregnant, it’s not to replace the two she’s “lost,” but to compete with her sister. Brit seems like the type that won’t be outdone by anyone in the “dumb as a box of rocks” department; now that her sister is on the front page for having a bun in the oven, she has to do the same.
I pity her children.
And this guy with the landing strip has to go.
missywissy | January 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
#27 You freakin go!!! Are you the only other one that sees this? She’s just using, or should I say the public is using “mental illness” as an excuse for her next little headliner.
For anyone calling those boys of her’s mistakes, shame on you! Those poor little kids are going to have enough on their plates just having this selfish woman as a mother, and now they got to grow up with people telling them they shouldn’t even be here. Lay off the kids!!! Give all you got to that attention seeking you know what, but leave those innocent children alone!
Am I the only one on the planet that sees that Britney didn’t even start heading downhill until she got with Kevin Federline? I’m wondering if he’s not the one who got her all messed up on drugs. Hasn’t anyone seen Chaotic? She was fine until she got with this dude. Nobody in her camp liked him and now look at her. I think HE’s the one who got her hooked and her into not taking care of herself. That whole tour she was on she got worse and worse with Kevin. Why is he the good guy now????
We all know Lynn Spears is the ultimate by pimping out her kids. I’m sorry, but you can’t blame the paparazzi. You don’t see Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, even Christina Aguilera (ugh) out in the public buying at home pregnancy tests. Why is Britney placing coffee orders with the pap? Why is she dating a pap if she despises them so much? Everything Britney does in public is for attention. Everything. Period. I think we all keep watching to see what happens next if she’s either going to A. Kill herself or somebody else or B. Pull herself out of all this tacky mess and come out on top. I don’t care much for the gal, but sure hope it’s the latter for the sake of her children. Why would someone bring two bodies into the world to do this to them? Talk about selling your soul to the devil.
yukadoozer | January 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
A pregnancy test w/a side of ol’ Uncle Ben’s quick rice. I’d want to kill myself too.
Melly | January 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Lynne spears, where are you when your daughter needs you?
PunkA | January 16, 2008 at 4:18 pm
A CIA black op needs to be put in place to stop Adnan. Damn terrorist. Just flatline him already.
Syndia | January 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Poor thing! Bipolar disorder is a severe psychiatric illness, and at best the available medications control it partially, at the cost of severe side effects and long-term kidney and liver damage. I feel so bad for her.
blahdeeblah | January 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm
The picture when they’re checking out – it looks like Jennifer Aniston behind them staring into a pink phone.
Grace | January 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm
This guy looks like the biggest douche in the universe. And to top it off, he shaves his chin to look like a Thai hooker’s vagina.
redsonja1313 | January 16, 2008 at 4:29 pm
well it seems to fit…she looks like she almost had her hips and gut undercontrol…. and why is he wearing her sunglasses and scarf ???
Arejay Ell | January 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Just a FYI, most everything you see now w/ the spears family is made up. Check the image credits for when the Jamie Lynn prego story broke, same with these images, lets just say a WELL laid out plan is in effect, and to understand this, research the family of britney’s new lover/photo guy. I think everyone will be surprised what they find!
ebby pebbs | January 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm
If there were no more Brit posts what would everyone write snide remarks about? Some of these posts are stellar! Makes me wonder are the striking writers sitting around blogging all day???
havoc | January 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Who the fuck cares anymore?
Oh yeah, the paparazzi homos and that’s it.
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Tom Cruise | January 16, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Adnan is a bottom-feeding assclown who should be running a 7-11 or dealing xstasy to white chicks at some club because that is the only way he can get a crack at that pussy. That strip of hair on his chin is so loser PUA–like something that impotent Mystery from VH1 would wear.
Tom Cruise | January 16, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Adnan is a bottom-feeding assclown who should be running a 7-11 or dealing xstasy to white chicks at some club because that is the only way he can get a crack at that pussy. That strip of hair on his chin is so loser PUA–like something that impotent Mystery from VH1 would wear.