Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib secretly married in Mexico on January 9, according to the latest issue of Star Magazine:
A source tells Star, “When Britney got out of the hospital the first time, Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that was the only way he could protect her.” But Brit’s paparazzo boytoy forgot to mention that he was still married to second wife AzLynn Berry! Oops!
Adnan is working hard to set things right with Britney who is apparently fronting the money for Adnan to finalize his divorce:
“In all my years,” said an insider, “I’ve never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy. I can’t believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she is in such a fragile state.”
Now that’s a true love story. Guy and girl run off to get married in Mexico. Guy turns out to still be married. Girl foots the legal bills because she has the mental capacity of a sea turtle. It just pulls on your heart strings. I hope these two lovebirds make it in this crazy world. Then honeymoon inside a live volcano.
i bet sam SWENGALI lufti told co swengali ghalib to marry her for money and keep her crazy I see britney as anna nicole here
CLEARLY SHE IS NOT IN HER RIGHT MIND. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HIS CHIN?????? GOD IT’S PISSING ME OFF. WHAT SORT OF DRUGS OR LEVEL OF CRAZY IS REQUIRED TO THINK THAT SHIT ON HIS FACE IS HOT?
Can’t wait to see Brit-Brit sporting a burqua next week!
ohomg:
All their profiles have been deleted. I checked for you. I would tell you to fuck straight off, but I think it goes without saying.
Hey…..!!!! Take that back….!!!! I’m not playin’, man……take it back…!!!!
@51 It’s Svengali, with a V.
Am I the only one that thinks all these interoffice memos are hilarious?
Probably. I’m at work and I’m bored.
Maybe I should apply to their company. Sounds a lot more exciting.
Actually the interoffice memos kind interrupt the meaningful dialogue that we try to have here discussing the celebretards. The reason I don’t read Perez is because the comments are so fucked by 50 nimrods posting “first.” At least here it is usually only the first 5 fuckwads who care that they are first. But now I have to sift through this interoffice shit that is pointless and isn’t inflammatory at all. The office folks should go gay up Perez’s site even more than it already is.
Is he a Mormon Polygamist?
who cares about these two?
must … read more … about GARY COLEMAN.
they should live stream from his forehead. probably all crotch shots until he gets mad and jumps up and down, but still.
hey tinfoil. yes, they are hilarious.
let’s hear more from Cyndi, Karen, and Bob!!
Do you guys like working here? ;)
(winkey, winkey)
(Meet me back at the hotel, leave your car at the office, and show me)
You know what I mean, don’t you.
Tom G.
CEO/President
Britney sure knows how to pick em.
it’s final. the end is here. i thought maybe there was a hint of a possibility that britney would be “saved”, “cured”, whatever. now i realize that THAT is truely never going to happen. she’s not teetering at the tip of the abyss, slowly leaning toward the dark hole, she’s already fallen in and she’s never coming back. and you know what “dark hole” i’m talking about..BAH!
Mr. Tarrant,
You have been invited to attend our annual sexual harassment meeting this year. We plan on using Brit Spears as an example of how to dress like a slut, screw the wrong guys and be bat shit crazy, but then still try to use the courts as your friend. We know you might have a few good words to add on this matter.
We also will be serving Jell-O shots with the open bar opening at 4pm. All women, except the strippers, will be asked to leave at that time, unless they plan on participating. Except for Helen in Word processing. That fat bitch can not participate even if she wants to.
Thanks for your attendance in advance.
The Grease Monkey Crew
three things:
the interoffice memos aren’t in the slightest bit funny to me, but apparently they are to some people, so i guess i’ll leave it alone. is it the same person posting ALL of this?? that is one incredible waste of time, if so. kind of impressive.
AzLynn is the stupidest name I’ve ever heard
What is up with the sources that Superfish quotes on here? I guess we’ll accept commenting on complete conjecture/lies as though they are fact. Why not put the frog-baby news up here too?
“she has the mental capacity of a sea turtle?” Excuse me, but this comment is a horrendous insult to the intelligence and magnificence of every sea turtle in the world’s oceans. Sea turtles are highly intelligent. Britney Spear is highly stupid, and is not capable of caring for herself. She also stinks.
Lay off the sea turtle remarks.
Hi everyone, just letting you know you can pick up the girl scout cookies outside of my cube, and thanks soooo much. Staecie’s troop can afford to go on that camping trip. Guess who gets to help chaperone??? LOL
Also ladies for us singeltons, Senor Toads is having an anti-Valentine happy hour from 6-8. 2 for 1 margaritas, see ya there!
This is so sad. She needs to get out of LA , away from these people and just hang out with her family for a while…get some custody/visitation rights of her kids…and get OUT of the spotlight! Poor thing is so messed up!
I can not imagine what those shorts must smell like….
stick him in jail and throw away the key
Who is using who?
He looks like T-Bag from PRISON BREAK.
Now I really think you should apologize to sea turtles everywhere….They are Wayyyy smarter than Britney.
Britney is clearly mental. It’s sad really, but if her parents don’t have her locked back up until she actually gets well, she’ll be just like ANS. I can’t believe I used to be a big fan of this girl. Why is she even in the news anymore, I’m sick of hearing about her sad life. It’s depressing. She’s now just another has been who had it all and threw it away. Adnan is gross and clearly just using her…Even in this mental state she is in, she could do better than him. She must have really really low self esteem. She’s so pitiful and if she isn’t going to get better then I wish she’d just disappear. You know the funny thing is that she seemed okay when she was with Justin. Maybe, she shouldn’t of cheated on him, bet she regrets it. Here he is doing really well for himself and dating big time stars and she’s with a papparazzi lmao. Sad!
This has been one of the best runs of comments and interoffice memos ever!
How can i apply for a job just so i can make this meeting?
sounds like there are going to be some choice man-whores there!
hilarious.
but we wanna know too! is it one person or a coordinated effort??
We can blame PETA or these office memos. Their plug for this site was bound to bring in new people
Congrats, American Pop Culture….
You reap what you fukking sow!!!!!!!!!!!
hey
@#66- Agreed! I call bullshit on this story. There is no way in hell that Britney would have been able to marry Adnan without anyone knowing about it for this long. Especially not when the paps stalk her as much as they do. It just isn’t possible. Star isn’t even a very reputable magazine. I can’t believe how many people on here actually belief this crap.
Honeymoon inside a live volcano? That’s just precisely like them, haha!
Honeymoon inside a live volcano? That’s just precisely like them, haha!
*believe
It’s EASY to understand how this could happen- Adnan Ghalib is a FILTHY stinkin A-rab. EVERY last STINKIN one of those scum, from that part of the world is EXACTLY the same way!!! A caliber 45 between the eyes would clear the problem right up … short of that, he is going to stick to her like super glue till he sucks her as dry as the filthy desert sands he was spawned in …
I guaranty, at this moment he working as hard as he can to knock her up to secure his permanence in her life & her money, forever … just look at K- Fed, one minute, a penniless BUM-NOTHING dancer, the next, a douche-bag worth tens of millions … :O)
oh for the love of……..!!
*sighs*… this is the ‘girl’ who married twice before, costing her dearly… she just doesnt learn does she!!
and that Adnan… for f**ks sake, what a scumbag! but then again if a guy knows how to con a girl like britney, he will!
Britney will be better off bankrupt anyways, that way MAYBE she’ll face reality.
Hey hey! As I have been saying, and now look again!! Let me tell yall first AGAIN, that there is STILLL MORE to this STORY ! It gets even more twisted!!!! Remember you read it first all these times before ANY other site!
First and foremost..the office memo’s are really hilarious..sorry to the others who didn’t find it funny..anyways..back to the story here..does it have substance to that event though? if it is..well britney has the mental capacity of a PIG..by saying that i probably insulted the pig for acomparing it to britney’s brain..which by nature they said pigs are really smart…as for addy ghalib..wtf is that under his chin? some kind of a small landing strip..what a turd!!
PETA?!?!?
welll now i have changed my mind about applying for a job!
i prefer my man-whores in fur.
hey! that is incredibly offensive to sea turtles! they are actually very intelligent. try sea slug instead xxx
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