Britney Spears and her paparazzi man-candy Adnan Ghalib have been embarking on daily shopping sprees over the past week. One stop was the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks where Britney apparently came out of a dressing room buck-ass naked, according to Life & Style:
“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style.
“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee.
“Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”
When Britney and Adnan finally came out, what followed is probably the most accurate description of how I imagine Britney talking:
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.
“Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”
Britney Spears vagina is a terrorist. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I’ve even sent evidence to the Pentagon, but they won’t take me seriously or even fire a missile at her house. Just one missile is all I’m asking. I don’t get it. Is it my Star Wars stationary? Or the fact that I wrote “Britney’s cooch is the flappy hood of Bin Laden” with glitter paint? I wanted it to look official.
#40,
uhhhhhh….what? Come again?
Come on, pull it together. I am pretty sure if I heard you talking I would be telling you to take the marbles out of your mouth.
Am I really gonna be the first one to say this?
Fine.
“OMG that Britney’s Shameless”
There, are you happy now?
@31.
Head over to Egotastic. They have pics of the incident.
I don’t care who she is, I would have called the po-po and had her disgusting fat “derriere” tossed to the curb. Out, Damn Spot!
To all of you who think we envy these celebutards, get a clue: We’re not envious, we’re relieved. Relieved we live on a smaller scale, relieved our lives aren’t on public display, relieved our problems aren’t being picked apart online by assholes like us. We’re grateful to be where we are, we don’t want to be these celebrities. You’re fucking nuts if you do or think anyone wants to.
Hey Britney, HEY, Yeah you……
You are ugly and have no talent. Your sister is the favorite and prettier and younger. You are finished yet you never really were anything to begin with. You are a disgusting diseased ridden whore with no class, no taste and no love in your life. You suck. I hope you and your disease ridden boyfriend really do end up in a million pieces at the bottom of a cliff. I think you want and need to die. Maybe you have AIDS already. I hope your rotten vajajay is crawling with worms and you drop it in the toilet the next time you sit on it.
(claps hands and says “That out to do it.”)
Whaddaya suppose the “62″ stands for? Is dude the 62nd guy to fuck Brit in 2008? What a novel concept! Don’t bother memorizing their names, just number them for reference. Niiiiice.
She’s not having a “meltdown” she’s CLEARLY on METH!!!!! The grossest drug possible. Look at her scabby face. Pretty soon she’ll be missing half her teeth and look like the HILLBILLY she truly is..
TS yer on!!!!!
Jimbo, that’s funny!
@51 – Don’t worry too much about #40. It was Brit Brit herself it seems….
Bunny Butt, thank you for putting in writing what I’ve been saying to myself every night. Cept I was too lazy to write it on this blog.
How’s Roz by the way?
This thread is useless without pics!!!! Are you serious that this one instant where Britney was supposedly naked in a store, that she wasn’t getting spied on by the paps???
BS!!!!!!!
All the other reported nekkidness instances were backed up with pics…
My boss has the same facial hair as this Adnan guy. I told him but he stared at me with a blank look, harh harh.
Yet another series of pics with this ugly blue shirt, and without a bra. I wonder what the inside of her home is like. I bet there are heaps and piles of dirty clothes everywhere, lying on the beds, on the floor, and she grabs whatever is available before she goes out.
ConscienceFound, what you are saying about females being the hardest on Britney is a boring cliché. Read the male commenters, they are crude, sexual, violent most of the time. They almost never say anything positive that is not sexual. And if the picture happens to be of a good looking guy, it is even worse, talk about envy !
Apparently the Centers For Disese controll have now sealed that particular change room for all eternity.
@57 Coach, I thought he was giving his “props” (it’s how douchebags talk now) to your 1962 squad. I looked them up, 13-1, impressive.
does she only have 3 outfits?
Nutty as a fruitcake, Val. Nutty as a fruitcake.
#39! That was hilarious! Goddamn!
This bitch is pathetic.
She’s the biggest waste of life since Judas Iscariot.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!
@53
Those pics are from a while back
Will someone please stuff a lit cherry-bomb in this cunt’s twat (or maybe this twat’s cunt?) and take her out of her misery?
She’s so fucking self-indulgent and arrogant.
And Adnan should get back on a camel and waddle out of L.A. before he tries to blow up a building or something.
38. gotmilk? – January 16, 2008 1:48 PM
at least it looks like she finally washed her hair.
as for the rest of her, hopeless.
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only problem with that, she doesn’t have “hair”
it doesn’t grow back THAT fast.
This story is completely false. Britney came into bath and body works where a couple of my friends work, and she was never abrasive or angry, she just kept saying to anyone who would listen, “I just want something to make it all go away… do you have anything that makes it go away, ya know?”
So sad. But who knows, she was there without that creeper pap so— who knows.
Now I know where Al Bundy got his Habib Shirt.
Shoot me $12.00
Dear SSS,
Get a life, moron.
Leave Britney alone. She is already poor. She is seeking true love now. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. Good luck to her search.
as of this morning, i officially no longer give a shit what she does. i won’t be surprised if she pulls an anna nicole this year (has a baby, then dies).
53 those are old pics
Pretty sure the end is near for this dumb twit. Only a matter of time now and her death will be the only thing we hear about on the news for probably a year or more.
BRITNEY!! put on a damn bra!!
Instead of staging pics, perhaps she can start focusing on those poor kids of hers…I feel sorry for them – look at their parents!!! It might help her if her boyfriend starts being her stylist too as it looks like he puts more effort into looking decent than she does… proof that money can’t buy you class or style
I used to feel sorry for her: kids too young, fame at an early age, etc, but then I realised, she’s twenty-fuckin-six for hell’s sake and a multi-millionaire – old enough to quit the self-indulgent Me Me Me crap and put her kids first.
How the hell with all the resources she has to hand can she be such a fuck-up?
Why do I want to punch this guy in the face? What’s that sh*t on his chin?
Okay, she needs to bleaching her hair and get lighter extensions. Pronto! Britney is not pretty enough – and certainly not intelligent enough – to rock the brunette look.
Oh, and that landing strip on his chin? SO disturbing!!
“blown away”? everyone’s seen what she’s got by now. there should be no “shock value” involved.
I love the fish, and generally I enjoy reading the snark that all y’all jealous little people fork up…
But in this case, the girl is very, very sick. She can’t help herself. If she wasn’t a gazillionaire she’d be homeless. If you think it’s funny to mock her, then you probably think it’s hilarious to taunt the schizophrenic old lady nodding and mumbling under the overpass you walk by on the way to work each morning. Which is awesome.
Seriously, what’s the attraction in being so damned mean?
87 – Batman….
If she wasn’t who she is, she’s be a normal person working somewhere, drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee, having a wedding, maybe fishing or emailing her best friend. But she’s not. We will never, ever know the truth because in reality, though she is known as a “singer/dancer,” she is, in the end, a performer and here it is……the performance of a lifetime.
Mental problems? Bi-Polar?
C’mon- let’s call a spade a spade. She is a spoiled rotten pop queen that nobody ever said ‘no’ to and is not use to getting anything but her way. This is more evidence of this ‘spoiled-syndrome’–Dr. Phil ! Help .. there has to be SOME pill that can help this poor woman with spoiledsyndromnitus!!!
I don’t know about you–but these pictures of this pop-skank make me very, very …..itchy…I think I need to go to the clinic now.
She is so effing stupid at the way she lost visitation rights! i mean if her kids meant so much to her why is she always missing court dates or appearing 4 hours later. i hate kevin aswell and dont think he deserves any better but at least he’s there for the hearings, it shows he really does want the kids. as for britney she seems to think the world will stop and revolve around her!! like whatever she does is fine because she has money.
as for her and Adnan Ghalib… blurgh!!! so many rumours and i really dont care! but just to mention one thing. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM!! just because he was born into a Muslim family and his parents and siblings are, doesnt mean he is. Thats where people go wrong, because they think that the family is and he has a Muslim name people end up thinking that he’s a muslim too (even Asians like Adnan think like that). but the truth is he doesn not practise, he does not do even do the basics that Islam requires for you to be a Muslim so therefore he ISNT a Muslim. i dont even think he knows himself because pakistani mentality is totally shite!! Muslims believe EVEYONE is born a muslim but what you choose to do with your life afterwards determinds whether you are or not… its nothing to do with name, race, colour, ethnic origin or family!
She is so effing stupid at the way she lost visitation rights! I mean if her kids meant so much to her why is she always missing court dates or appearing 4 hours later. I hate Kevin as well and don’t think he deserves any better but at least he’s there for the hearings, it shows he really does want the kids. As for Britney she seems to think the world will stop and revolve around her!! Like whatever she does is fine because she has money.
As for her and Adnan Ghalib… blurgh!!! So many rumours and I really don’t care! But just to mention one thing. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM!! Just because he was born into a Muslim family and his parents and siblings are, doesn’t mean he is. That’s where people go wrong, because they think that the family is and he has a Muslim name people end up thinking that he’s a Muslim too (even Asians like Adnan think like that). But the truth is he does not practice, nor believes in even the basics of Islam and what Islam requires for you to be a Muslim so therefore he ISNT a Muslim. I don’t even think he knows himself because Pakistani mentality is totally shite!! Muslims believe EVEYONE is born a Muslim but what you choose to do with your life afterwards determines whether you are or not… it’s nothing to do with name, race, colour, ethnic origin or family!
Britney again? why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should know the fake news about her pregnancy and her joining the famous bbw and plus size singles dating club plusmingle.com.. I can not believe any piece of her news.
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Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.