Britney Spears and her paparazzi man-candy Adnan Ghalib have been embarking on daily shopping sprees over the past week. One stop was the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks where Britney apparently came out of a dressing room buck-ass naked, according to Life & Style:
“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style.
“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee.
“Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”
When Britney and Adnan finally came out, what followed is probably the most accurate description of how I imagine Britney talking:
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.
“Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”
Britney Spears vagina is a terrorist. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I’ve even sent evidence to the Pentagon, but they won’t take me seriously or even fire a missile at her house. Just one missile is all I’m asking. I don’t get it. Is it my Star Wars stationary? Or the fact that I wrote “Britney’s cooch is the flappy hood of Bin Laden” with glitter paint? I wanted it to look official.
WTF | January 16, 2008 at 1:02 pm
dumb bitch who the fuck cares… wish she would die already!
WTF | January 16, 2008 at 1:02 pm
dumb bitch who the fuck cares… wish she would die already!
kathy | January 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm
holy crap. she is the poster child for ignorance. who is telling her that she is attractive enough to come out of a dressing room completely naked? has she hit rock bottom yet? because i am seriously getting to my breaking point with this whore.
Quinn | January 16, 2008 at 1:07 pm
She’s beyond laughable… I feel too bad for her to make fun of her anymore.
Sophie | January 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I really don’t think she’s hit rock bottom yet. I think there is more to come this year.
lentista | January 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
i agree with WTF…. she’s a fuckin dumb bitch…….
p0nk | January 16, 2008 at 1:10 pm
i don’t know about BinLaden’s hood but i’m sure it is ‘like sleeve of wizard’ by now. Gonads Ghraib’s chin looks as appealing.
Angelia | January 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Yep….that tops anything I have ever done in my life in the ‘embarrasing’ category! LOL
So, if she isn’t using her money to make herself at least look somewhat presentable out in public….think she’d mind if I used it to buy a few things?
Maybe her next career move really should be to dancing in Vegas……she doesn’t seem to mind the naked part…now if she can remember those dance moves????
The Office Whore | January 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Oh, Fish, as entertaining as this is…… your a dollar late and a day short!!
The ‘news’ is… well, just click the link.
Guy | January 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm
OMG LOOK AT HER HANDS!
Ahmed | January 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm
The weird sounds were Adnan’s jihad on Britney’s anus. The slurring indicates that it ended with ATM. Hopefully they picked up some mints at the checkout.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 16, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Her vagina is a terrorist? Hahaha, see what happens when Jack Bauer goes to jail? Terrorist vaginas run loose everywhere.
sluts rule | January 16, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF’s second opinion as well?
IBEBRITENY | January 16, 2008 at 1:16 pm
My master plan is coming together….Kev takes the old kids and I make new ones….
Ellie | January 16, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Glad to hear she’s trying so hard to win over the hearts and minds of the Judge and the public. She is beyond repulsive! Zero decorum, zero class, zero intelligence, and zero attractiveness, zero personality! Just wait until her children are able to read (assuming they didn’t inherit their parents IQ), and can understand what they are seeing on TV!
Annabel | January 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I bet Adnan’s private parts must be burning like hell. Maybe they’re rotting right now.
you care | January 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm
#1 you must care your reading it and commenting…If everyone would stop making such a big deal over her….maybe she wouldn’t continue acting like this
sluts rule | January 16, 2008 at 1:19 pm
@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF’s second opinion as well?
sluts rule | January 16, 2008 at 1:20 pm
@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF’s second opinion as well?
kathy | January 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm
OfficeWhore –
great news, huh?? now her suicide will also take out thousands of innocent Americans.
jrz | January 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
When I look at her…I think of………..clinic.
Jimbo | January 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I can’t believe these things are true about Britney. This is all a smear campaign by a bunch of jealous Hollywood insiders who don’t want to see a hard working girl make it on her own..
JoBOO | January 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
You fuckers all should be ashamed of yourself for kicking someone when they are down. She needs help.
Karma is a bitch, as you will all find out.
WTF | January 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm
And for that user pap BF of hers… jeez, why does he have to go around sporting a brazillian on his chin… someone should tell him the difference between his fugly face and his possibly very diseased crotch! eewww!
This bitch is stupid… and her fucking shoving her privates in people’s faces isn’t doing her any favours… i feel sorry for the boys… for sure they will have the piss taken out of them when they go to school… and when they grow up… they can see mommy’s punani in media in her whoring days!
Annabel | January 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm
She’s wearing a cross, and her little sister wears one too. Pure irony?
SSS | January 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Ok, you’ve been busted by another commenter about blogging yesterday’s news. I want to know more about this pap guy being married, darn it!
1. In which country is he married in?
2. Was he ‘with’ his wife until he met Brit?
3. If he’s actually married, why is the wife being so quiet?
4. If he’s married, do they have any children?
PS: about the yesterday’s news thing, another site already reported a ring showing up on her, but didn’t know much more because supposedly she’s worn fake rings before.
PSS: And what’s the follow up with Will Smith and the Scientology gifts? A commenter somewhere, I believe here, said they knew someone from that movie with WS, and they received a shirt, jacket, and hat, not personality tests from Scientology. So, is the report a hoax? Is WS a Scientologist?
FOLLOW UP with some actual research please!
Anexio | January 16, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Years ago I admired Brit for her body and those adorable sexy little moves she did, then more recently I loved watching the drama of her getting married and pumping out little bundles of losers.
Now I’m fascinated with how low can she possibly go? Her bottom point is so fucking low I think even Keith Richards is in awe.
Really, how low can she go?
I’m just amazed at this chick’s ability to self-abuse but she keeps right on going like nothing is the matter.
WTF | January 16, 2008 at 1:32 pm
GUD point SSS yes… enlighten us!
Anexio | January 16, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Hey Triple S, number 26.
Why don’t you take your retarded little homework assignment and jamb it up your ass? This is The Superficial and we don’t care if it’s true or not true.
Do your own research numb nuts and next time you’re on here stick to the subject with is conjecture, innuendo, snideness, and mild hatred.
grammar rulez | January 16, 2008 at 1:34 pm
@ 26. SSS
it’s “PPS”, not “PSS”, dumbass.
Skeptical | January 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I don’t buy this story.
Show me the pictures. Until I see photographs documenting this little shennanigan, I’m not going to believe it. The papaRATzzi is following this little tumor-on-the-backside of the world 24-7. Until I see pictures, I don’t believe she takes a shit.
Now Spears is obviously nuts and a bad mother, and we won’t even touch the subject of what a horrible role model and undeserving attention whore she is. But she’s also sick, anyone can see that. You don’t have to be Dr.Penis Head to come up with a diagnosis on that one. She didn’t have a childhood, what the hell do you expect? She was mommy’s little hooker, just like little sis. Now there are plenty of scum bags in her life trying to rake in the dough. Everyone is latching on to her splotchy, acne-ridden skin to see what lose change falls out of her ten-sizes-too-small forever 21 shorts.
She has no allies. Nobody is on her side. I’m certainly not on her side, I’m in no position to help her out. Besides, I’m pretty sure that this year is the year of the Britney Spears tragic suicide. Unless someone gets her some help. Out of genuine concern and compassion for the little trainwreck and all of the irresponsible procreation she’s doing.
Let’s not forget there are two kids in the middle here who will, if they ever grow up that is, one day be seen on Behind The Music talking about how their mother turned them into rapists and cannibal serial killers.
The Britney story is bad enough. Don’t make shit up to add to it. Because frankly, do you really need to?
Ted from LA | January 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Why is her one headlight pointing at the floor and the other at the ceiling? I bloody don’t know why me tits are pointing in different directions. I must ask me mum.
Sid | January 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm
The best picture from this set (yup, other places have it) is the one where they’re picking out a home pregnancy test kit. I doubt they’ll know how to use it (probably Adnan will pee on Britney while sticking the tube up his ass), but they’re buying it. God help us.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I think someone needs to try reverse psychology with Brit.
How it went down-
Concerned folks: Brit, show up for court and stay out of the media.
Brit: Whateva, whateva, I’ll do what I want. (proceeds to miss court and date a pap)
How it should really go-
Concerned folks: Brit don’t forget to breathe.
Brit: Whateva, whateva, I’ll do what I want. (proceeds to die from not breathing)
deaconjones | January 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm
@10
No shit! WTF is up with her hands man, it looks like she dipped them in boiling water. And someone explain the lip stick color please
What a fucking trainwreck, I couldnt get it up with this girl if there was a gun to my head
PunkA | January 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I sure hope they steam clean that dressing room, then send Brit the bill. It is probably chock full of toxic jiz from the terrorist Ghalib and STD residue from Brit. And now Adnan has completely lost and credibility he ever had. What a troll and a loser. Hope he gets AIDS from Brit and dies now.
Andrew | January 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm
If you look at the top picture, yesterday’s story makes more sense – Britney is definitely turning into Rosie. Isn’t that what Diana said?
gotmilk? | January 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm
at least it looks like she finally washed her hair.
as for the rest of her, hopeless.
Beth | January 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I hope that clerk didn’t have to clean up the puddle of diarrhea and semen in the dressing room.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | January 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm
how sad could this true why didnt they call security cops whoever
this is not so funny anymore
Auntie Kryst | January 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
It’s cool wearing sunglasses to the A&P, but you have to remain attentive. Case in point, Brit and her man-whore totally missed that end-cap with the K-Y. With her shopper card I’m sure she could have Saved Saved Saved!
Concience Found | January 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
we are allowed private meltdowns.
because she is interesting, rich, famous and lovely she gets to have a public meltdown.
the stakes are higher and there’s more danger than we common people will ever know.
females on here are hardest on britney. envy is one of the seven deadly sins people.
gertie | January 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm
the stress is giving her hives her skin looks terrible
she needs a good sleep
Sauron | January 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
The STD’s are almost jumping from these pics.Maybe they’re made for eachother.
Jaffo | January 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
How retched does your life have to be when banging this scaly train wreck is the height of your glory?! And yeah, I have to agree that the Brazilian Wax chin is probably the lamest facial hairstyle this side of the Pornstache…
The Regulator | January 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm
#23, You wanna talk about karma?
How about a spoiled little rich girl who stole a pregnant woman’s man, then married and had children she didn’t want with that man, has now abandoned those children and has stolen YET ANOTHER married man????
Talk about being a horrible piece of shit human being with no morals…
Her whole life from here on out will be payback for all the shit she has done to people.
And hopefully she’ll do the world a favor and cut her life short. Very short.
TS | January 16, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Rarely it it used to describe a woman (if you can call her that), but the best adjective for Britney Spears is “SCUMBAG”. Plain and simple.
Ript1&0 | January 16, 2008 at 2:09 pm
That ‘stache is a flavor saver and a half.
Matthew | January 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
please commit her to rehab (not promises) like a supermax prison
TS | January 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
#46, Here, Here. I could not have put it any better myself. GREAT points.
And FRIST!!!,
It would be my pleasure. Or I can hit you up next time I am in Spokane. If only I could take out cash advances on my corporate card. BUT, the medicinal maryjane clinics do take credit cards and YOU KNOW I have my prescription! But I think it would be a litle tough explaining to my boss the $60 charge at The Vapor Room!