Britney Spears almost drops Sean Preston

May 19th, 2006 // 311 Comments
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This is old news by now, but I’m still feeling like Ebola has a death grip on me and I’ve been pretty much living in bed. Anyways, Britney Spears was leaving the Ritz Carlton in New York City yesterday, with a drink in one hand and her baby in the other, when she tripped and almost dropped Sean Preston. His head dropped back and his hat fell off before Britney finally regained her balance. After the incident Spears said, “This is why I need a gun.”

I’m not entirely sure how Britney owning a gun would prevent her from dropping her baby. I guess you wouldn’t be worried about dropping your baby if you’ve already accidentally shot it in the face.

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  1. tsarinaamanda

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  2. tsarinaamanda

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  3. sherry-co

    My oh my ms saranwrapedasshole is abit huffy. did the truth hurt that much? I knew I was on to you but your reaction only confirmed everything I said about you..

    Your so lame that you have to put others down to feel important. Go ahead please do say more…show everyone the type of person you are when you are confronted. Show everyone how you try to call people names, and how you put them down…all because you cant handle the truth about yourself…

    Like I said..what a fuckin loser!!

  4. i feel bad for her shes just trying the best she can,dont forget that babys father is the biggest loser ever,i will never understand how she ruined her life that way,she must be mentally disturbed thanks to retarded kevin fed.

  5. kbluvstb

    Oh good lord, the key word here is ALMOST. You know let the first person who is perfect in every single way, cast the first stone, (I dont hear any stones being thrown….) so get over it and get a hobby.

  6. meowww

    Where’s that loser K-Fed?? I think that Brit is just under alot of stress. she has a young baby and another one on the way. not that im making excuses for her doing stupid things like not hooking up the car seat right but still, where’s the dad? he’s such a loser.

  7. lvmv

    I can not believe that this is such a big deal! she did’nt almost fall. If you saw the video it was more like a 1/2 second trip! She should not be blamed for somethig that obviously did’nt occur!

  8. bethsav

    Hey here’s is a big tip. When you are preggers don’t wear high heels and pants that are under your feet while carrying a small child. Try getting a pair of pants that fit right and do not drag the ground. High heels are nice but not too practical while running about NY with a small child on your hip. Skip the gun and get a nanny to hold the child if you need to wear clothing like that. And OMG please do not wear a black bra and a napkin as a shirt. Before SP that might have looked good…not now. That ain’t country that’s trashy.

  9. Sevye705

    I believe that Britt is just trying to do whats right for herself and Sean’s best interests. The reason she needs a damn gun is because the paparazzi is overbaring and want to critize her every move. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUDT LEAVE HER ALONE. Britt is a young mother and she is trying to protect her child with everything she has. But the more the publicity the more she is emotionally unwell. I honestly think no one understand whats its like to live with the paparazzi on their every single move and critizing everything that is being done and said about what she does. Britney Spears is a good mom. and she is trying to be the best she can be and People and publicity needs to leave her the hell alone.

  10. √Ð∂ηie££e™

    Hahaha, this is so funny

  11. if you’re going to make fun of her, at least be clever or somewhat original with your approach. this isn’t even funny. the good news is that you didn’t waste much time on what you wore since i’m sure it was in the front of your closet, and your southern accent probably wasn’t elaborated in the least. britney’s problems are mental and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for bringing her kids into this.

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