Britney Spears almost drops Sean Preston

May 19th, 2006 // 311 Comments

This is old news by now, but I’m still feeling like Ebola has a death grip on me and I’ve been pretty much living in bed. Anyways, Britney Spears was leaving the Ritz Carlton in New York City yesterday, with a drink in one hand and her baby in the other, when she tripped and almost dropped Sean Preston. His head dropped back and his hat fell off before Britney finally regained her balance. After the incident Spears said, “This is why I need a gun.”

I’m not entirely sure how Britney owning a gun would prevent her from dropping her baby. I guess you wouldn’t be worried about dropping your baby if you’ve already accidentally shot it in the face.



  1. Astriastar

    lol…good point. I also wondered how having a gun would help. I guess you had to be there…

  2. Evangelia

    I know that there’s no way I could possibly be first…right?
    looks like someone’s gin and tonic was more important to keep a grip on than her baby.

  3. Evangelia

    dude, there’s that goldberg guy again! is he britney’s new lova?

  4. Sdvora

    Sweetie, it’s called a “hem.” Surely, you can afford it.

  5. RichPort

    Is that a hardhat the kid was wearing?

  6. xavierh

    Lucky that Moustache Guy was on hand.

    What with the hillbilly genes, blows to the head, and now apparently shaken baby syndrome, the poor kid doesn’t stand a chance. On the other hand, if he can survive this childhood, he must be some kind of mutant who will threaten us all in 18 years.

  7. rick mcginnis

    That poor kid would probably stand a better chance of living to finish grade school if he was born in a hobo camp.

    “Hyuk, hyuk, lookit me, ah’m livin’ thuh guhd lahf, hyar, ooops…”

  8. Tracy

    Whew! At least she didn’t drop her slurpee. That would have been tragic! Gotta hold on tight to that slurpee.

  9. IFuckingHateYou

    That poor kid, he would have been much better off if she had dropped him, then sat on him. Death has to be better than the life in front of him. Imagin if you will, being a teenage boy and coming home from school to see your mom sitting on the couch in crotchless panties & a too-small teddy with Cheeto dust all over her fingers and 6 chins, watching old videos of herself – This is what awaits poor little Sean Preston.

  10. newbondsux

    I’m sure she’s blaming it on the throng of media who still clamour for her photo (albiet now with wide-angle lenses) It doesn’t look to me like there was pavarotti interference here though – just a need to hold that drink more carefully than her spawn.

  11. newbondsux

    I’m sure she’s blaming it on the throng of media who still clamour for her photo (albiet now with wide-angle lenses) It doesn’t look to me like there was pavarotti interference here though – just a need to hold that drink more carefully than her spawn.

  12. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Shout-out to Pork Chop, my prom-dress twin: Guess who?


  13. ScriptRadar

    Thomas Magnum saves the day.

  14. Chuck

    haha, poor kid will be just as dumb as britney if it survives motherhood by britney

  15. Giggles

    Okay, that’s it. I know this stuff “happens,” but it happens to her way too much. Please, CPS, take the child away and give him to a proper family.

    I remember when she said she wanted to be a “young mom.” But it would be nice if she could be a PROPER mother (running around in a bra and tank top is not proper, you skank). Maybe a little maturity would have helped her there, huh?

  16. gas_up_the_hrududu

    This story is completely missing the point. In the second picture, it looks like her right boob almost popped out of her shirt. That’s the real story here, not Sean Preston’s latest brush with brain damage.

    Oh, and she looks like she’s fucking wasted. Maybe that pan of brownies she ate were the “funny” ones.

  17. i heart mr superficial…. hope ya get better. i have a really cute nurse’s outfit i can put on and come bring ya some soup ;)

  18. radically4peace

    Dear Britney Spears,

    Buy a stroller. Get one of those fancy expensive Bugaboos that the rest of those rich Hollywood moms have. They’ve got tires like an SUV. They can probably make one out of steel if you want. Strap that baby in, and feel free to trip all over the place. Just don’t let it go rolling down a hill.

    A Concerned Citizen

  19. Autumn

    What is up with her hair? Does she EVER brush it?? And since when is it okay to wear a black bra with a white shirt?

  20. Autumn

    What is up with her hair? Does she EVER brush it?? And since when is it okay to wear a black bra with a white shirt?

  21. grateful

    I think he may be a white trash fairy godmother sent to save that poor baby! Not from whiplash though.

  22. leahdeadly

    I dunno much about parenting but I’m just gonna go ahead and say that if you’re in a crowd of people carrying our child, maybe you should put down the drink. I know she’s prego but that looks like a gin n’ tonic to me.

  23. ScriptRadar

    I don’t know if anyone has said this yet, but methinks the ‘stached bodyguard dude is there to protect Sean P. from Brit-Brit.

  24. 86

    Thank God they posted this story. It’s so brand new.

  25. 86

    Some paparazzi fuck probably tripped her. They do that kind of shit you know.

  26. DonLes91

    Hey trophywife,

    Cough, cough, achoo! :D

    Where’s Duckboy? I’m dying to hear the defense on this one.

    Cough, cough.

  27. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Britney really needs to get her shit together. If she keeps pulling this crap, headline editors everywhere are going to have to get more creative instead of just using “Ooops, I Did It Again” over and over and fucking over again.

  28. Giggles

    Get a stroller, skank. And get dressed while you’re at it.

  29. kaileykat

    Britney with a gun?

    I could be down with that . . .it would only be a matter of time before she’d wind up accidentally shooting herself of K-Fag.

    “Hey, y’all, do y’all think thang is load-”

  30. kaileykat

    OR. I meant OR, not of. Bah.

  31. #12 that was fucking hilarious

    hey DonLes, bend over so I can take your temperature ;)

  32. Sweetsens8tion

    Here she is crying..just not sure whether she’s crying cuz she almost dropped SP or cuz she just paid 12.00 for that glass of water and she didn’t want to spill a drop.

  33. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Britney’s got a gun
    Britney’s got a gun
    Her bra strap’s come undone
    Everybody is on the run

    What did that K-Fag do?
    He looks rank and spells like pooo-ooo

    When Britney got arrested
    The Superficial posters laughed with glee
    But man he had it comin’
    That K-Fag has been slummin’
    It’s his own fault he’s so damn scummy

    Run away
    Run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah

    Run away
    Run away
    Run, run awayayayayayay…

  34. kevin

    She needs a few extra bodyguards so the press doesn’t mangle her to death when she’s just out on the town. I think that’s what she really means – she needs protection against people that bombard her and cause to her to trip and run from the press before she even has time to buckle her baby in the car seat. Geeze.

  35. LilRach

    Yeah i think she’s referring to the paparazzi when she’s talking about the gun.

  36. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Um, that should be *smells* like poo. I can’t attest to his spelling skills.

  37. And the award for the WORST parent of the year goes to…
    God I blame K-Fed, but damn,isn’t this like the 100th time this month she has droppen her kid! WTF

  38. uberfrau666

    Does anyone notice the huge bags under Britney eye’s. She looks totally wasted

  39. GummyBears

    Give me a fucking break. I don’t particularly like the girl, but ENOUGH with the scrutinizing of EVERY paparazzi photo of her with her baby!
    When she had the kid in her lap while driving, I was pissed.
    But the fact that she tripped with baby in one arm, and a drink in another is nothing to freak out about.
    She didn’t drop him, and I doubt very much that she cared more about her beverage than she does about her kid. To imply that is ridiculous.

  40. Baroness

    LOL! Ahem.

    Is it me, or is the superficial guy even funnier when ill?

  41. geeklover

    Sometimes I feel sorry for Brit. It must be hard having the world following her around, capturing on film, the numerous mistakes she makes on a daily basis. And yet… if she just took off her stripper shoes she may be able to walk, carry her drink and the kid. Then again… without those shoes, the rest of the outfit would just be trashy.

  42. Devil Is Chrome

    Am I the only one who wishes that she would have dropped him?

    Thin out the herd, people! Especially with genes like hers!

  43. Sweetsens8tion

    *sorry* that link didn’t is the right link, which shows Britany crying.

  44. Mr. Fritz

    Oh God, why is this bitch still allowed custody of her son? I never thought she was attractive, since she doesn’t have a septum. Her eyes are too far apart and that accent is friggin annoying. I wonder when her sister is going to make an appearance on this site. I fear we’re never going to be free from the Spears/Federline family.

  45. gammanormids

    I have a kid and somehow, I manage to hold him along many other stuff you carry when you have a baby. Holding a baby AND a drink is not that hard.
    Why she needs a gun? To shoot herself so the babyt would be sent to someone with more brains than she has and where would be more protected, meaning: wolves..

  46. uberfrau666

    I used to think Britney’s incompetence as a mother was funny, but THIS is too much! She holds him like he’s a stuffed animal, not a baby.

  47. AllSeeingI

    in the last photo, I had my doubts about the ‘My Name is Earl Nanny Service, but it looks like he is on top of his game.
    as for Britney…magic eight ball says a ‘meltdown’ highly likely.

  48. m2k

    If she can’t even hold a drink and SPF, how could she possibly hold onto a gun as well?

    I’ve seen other pics from this incident- black bra, white halter top, what appears to be a pink thong peeking out of the back of her jeans, and hair pulled up to see a bad set of roots and what looks like some nasty extensions.

  49. Sweetsens8tion

    I read on the Yahoo News article, that her long pants got tangled in her open-toed shoes. Which only means the dumb bitch had on high-heels.

  50. Mac An Ghaill

    ohmigawd y’all, did y’all see that? I done almost spilt mah drink!

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