Britney Spears allowed to sell her house, Ed McMahon does a jig

June 18th, 2008 // 19 Comments

The commissioner overseeing Britney Spears’ conservatorship has agreed to allow Britney to sell her house. She’s eyeing up a $5.6 million mansion in Encino which is conveniently closer to Kevin Federline. My people tell me it’s obviously to improve the reception of their phone sex. Although, I could’ve done without the visual aid,Geekologist. I hope you plan on marrying that Blackberry. E! Online reports:

Spears has not exactly endeared herself to fellow denizens of the community, who have complained about the constant presence of paparazzi outside the gates. Some reports have blamed Spears as the reason neighbor Ed McMahon has not received a single offer on his $6.5 million house that’s facing foreclosure.

I really feel this is best for the children. And, no, not Britney’s kids. I’m talking the ones her neighbors sacrificed so God would take pity and shield their eyes from “Beezelbub’s Hatchet Wound.” On a brighter note, Ed McMahon can finally stop wasting his golden years scaling Britney’s gate with a blowgun and promises of fried chicken.

Photo: Flynet
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  1. uhhhhh

    What??????

  2. her forehead

    Is bigger than Tyra Banks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. “Beezelbub’s Hatchet Wound” hahaha, that’s why the geekologie writer will never win! You always come up with gems like that, while he hides in his blanket fort. (slip the janitor a 20, and, if he is anything like the one on scrubs, that blanket fort will come down like jericho.

  4. wet newspaper

    Who’s Britney Spears?

  5. Ted from LA

    #4,
    She’s Ed McMahon’s neighbor.

  6. Ed McMahon does a jig? Wait just a cotton pickin’ minute… how do we even know his housekeeper is black?

  7. sigmundfuckingfreud

    @4 lol.

    “Ed McMahon has not received a single offer on his $6.5 million house that’s facing foreclosure.” How about because your selling a house worth 4.6 million dollar house for 6.5 million dollars in a shitty economy. Dumb fuck.

  8. Auntie Kryst

    There is a really nice Carl’s Jr. in Encino.

  9. Dude, it was the new Blackberry Bold, and it was asking it. Something about the glowing trackball makes my pants come off.

  10. Jackson'shole

    Can her next house be on another planet please?

  11. THERE ARE TRAVEL-TRAILERS ENOUGH FOR SALE!!

  12. Tila's Penis

    I would love to lick her hatchet wound!

    #6, That was too damn funny!

  13. mimi

    Fish, you are an A-hole.

    GO BRITNEY!

  14. Ted from LA

    Maybe Ed will get lucky and win the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

  15. Megan

    Is “mimi” really Chris Crocker?

  16. Joe

    Dear Superficial Writer…. If you are gonna spell Beelzebub…. spell it right…..

  17. JT

    Does this mean the valley’s going to be a whole lot crazier?

  18. greece

    So many news from Britney. Hope she live a calm life. Don’t show in all TV news, newspapers and videos. Like horsematch.com. Many people don’t have any interest in her. God bless her.

  19. snarkymalarky

    thats just too funny, picturing Ed Mcmahon doing a little jig! But what I really want to know is how the hell that man is in the poor house?! With all the things he’s been in, not to mention his long stint with Johnny Carson? What the pluck is that man spending his cash on?

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