The Britney Spears “Holy Shit, I Need Money! Tour” continues today. This time with a stop at OK! Magazine where Britney gave her first post-batshit interview. Turns out she’s able to form opinions on various topics. I’m as shocked as you are. Here’s what Britney had to say:
On not wanting her boys to go into showbiz:
“I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to,” she explains. “I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”
On Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:
“I was shocked a little bit,” says Brit. “She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.”
On her new album:
“I think it is more urban,” she tells OK!. “I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.”
The rest of the interview can be found in the latest issue of OK! Magazine where Britney offers her in-depth solution to the Russia/Georgia conflict: “Cinnabon!” On newsstands now.
syn | August 13, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Vapid twit.
LaraCroftsmole | August 13, 2008 at 12:49 pm
She is looking kinda sorta normal, It can’t last can it?
Cha | August 13, 2008 at 12:49 pm
If this actually IS first, y’all need to type faster!
Jumpin_J | August 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Her album’s more urban? Aww yeah, Shorty! Britney From The Block! This is how she rides!
I be illin’. No seriously, I made myself sick.
The Kilted Yaksman | August 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm
She’s writing every day? Right there at the piano? Does that translate to she sits there and sings stuff that somebody else it writing, while somebody else is playing the piano?
Jimmy | August 13, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Dude give the girl a break!!
breadnbutter | August 13, 2008 at 1:00 pm
She dumped off her two little boys like trash bags, now she can focus on her career…
Amanda | August 13, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Britney is the bomb.
This is amazing that she is opening up again and working again.
becoming an amazing mother pop star!!!!
Shes my idol, my inspiration, and my favorite hollywood star EVERRRR
Other than Sean and Jaden who i adore!!!!
THey are sooo cute
Don't Click Me Errrr | August 13, 2008 at 1:04 pm
She makes me sick. The more everyone talks about her, the more money she makes though.
Amandaisadouche | August 13, 2008 at 1:06 pm
#8 –
Dear Amanda –
You are a douche.
Sincerely,
The rest of us.
Leila | August 13, 2008 at 1:13 pm
“Writing”?, “piano”?, this trained monkey can’t even dress if she’s not told how. I’m all for her recovering and living like a normal person but trying to subject us to the torture of more soulless, mindless, repetitive songs is too much, Madonna is already doing a great job at destroying music.
RichPort | August 13, 2008 at 1:19 pm
#10 – We should have Brit put those words to music.
Karen | August 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm
“I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”
Well they’re off to a phenomenal start on that…
rumble grumble gurgle roar | August 13, 2008 at 1:26 pm
can we dress her up in a Lara Croft outfit for her next interview and front kick photo shoot?
Mike | August 13, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Wow…she actually looks….gulp….good!! I’d take a roll in the hay with her any day!!
mimi | August 13, 2008 at 1:37 pm
SHUT UP FISH-ASS!
You can’t stand that Britney is doing great, but she is.
And YOU are stilll an A-HOLE!
Ted from LA | August 13, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Praying for mimi.
Clem | August 13, 2008 at 1:57 pm
If no-one buys the mag or her music or anything else she’s involved in then it might go away. Let’s give it ago.
Jumpin_J | August 13, 2008 at 2:07 pm
LEAVE HER ALONE! WAAHHH!! You mess with her, you’re gonna have to mess with me! (Masacara runs more) WAAHHH!!
Miserable Bastard | August 13, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Here’s the unedited version…
On not wanting her boys to go into showbiz:
“Of course I want them to go into show business. Mommy’s countin’ on livin’ offen tell-all books when she’s older, just like Gramma does now.”
On Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:
“I warned that little shit. I says, Jamie Lynn, if you wanna help your career, go on and sex up your producer. (Oh dang! Did I say that out loud?)
What I meant was, “If you’re gonna sleep with your boyfriend…”
make sure you use one of them rubber thingies. Both times I let Kevin put his man-Cheeto in me without one, I got real fat. And not the Starbucks Frappuccino kinda fat, oh no. The kind where a baby pops out.”
On her new album:
“When they finish writing it for me, they’re going to pay some radio stations to play it. Then I get to go on TV and pretend to sing along with the music.”
rough daddy | August 13, 2008 at 2:22 pm
is she still walking around with those chin-ples…
Sell Porn Make Money | August 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm
i don’t care what people say, she is looking much better these days and I want me a piece of her roast beef
here she is | August 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiLSNpHdulw&feature=related
kind of playing the piano
Anonymous | August 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
#10, thank you. I couldn’t have put it better myself. Twitney Spears an inspiration? Best one I’ve heard all week.
Shawn | August 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm
“This is my best work ever.”
24 posts so far, and no one has jumped on this gem?
zuzuspetals | August 13, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Cinnabon is probably the solution to a lot things, if people gave it a chance.
lawrence | August 13, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Stop judging Britney people. She is talent! I am so glad that Britney has joined Richromances.com and continue her journey to new love~~~
God | August 14, 2008 at 6:18 am
“I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.”
“Bullshit” is not a strong enough word to address either of those statements.
joho777 | August 14, 2008 at 8:49 am
News flash: Britney gives interview, successfully is able to parrot three different ideas.
Well, just like the fans say, this is definite proof that Britney can memorize three things (if not four).
Hey, it’s a start.
She’s upright (more or less), she is (kinda) talking to people, the chemicals in her blood have (more or less) reached a balance, and if you squint just right, she looks normal (from a distance).
So, everything’s great! Britney’s back to normal! And doing her best work ever (that means lip-syncing to the new tunes that someone else wrote).
But her only comment is, “Are we going to stop for snacks on the way home.”
gotmilk? | August 14, 2008 at 8:58 am
“I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”
i’m sorry, is she missing some words here? as usual, she make NO sense.
and has anyone seen the cover to this issue? fish, you need to post it because it’s a big ole mess.
gerard Vandenberg | August 14, 2008 at 11:28 am
Is she also allowed to SHIT alone now?
brittney | August 14, 2008 at 7:45 pm
OMG! Y’ALL SHE LOOKS BLOATED! BUT THAT IS OKAY UZ SHE BRITTNEY!!! KAY Y’ALL VOTE FOR MY SEXY OBAMA FOR 08 PRESIDENT!!! HE’S HOT!! THANKS!!!!! VOTE!!!!
christina | August 16, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I think she looks awesome. Her hair is getting longer (even though she is wearing extensions). She is thinner. It seems she is getting her life together and she is not bat shit crazy anymore. And who cares that she does not have custody of her kids. There are millions of great fathers out there with only partial custody and do we call them losers? No. Its such a double standard when the mother does not have full custody. People automatically assume the mother is terrible. Give the girl a break. She had a mental breakdown.
ri | September 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
“Don’t Click Me Errrr – August 13, 2008 1:04 PM
She makes me sick. The more everyone talks about her, the more money she makes though.”
so… are you talking because you love her or are you talking just because you’re stupid? give her a break like jimmy’s said. go on britney, you’ll make it. everyone talks about it, even when it’s bad, they just talk. keep on show and keep on mom’s stage.
you’re all an ass-hole. let her leave her life for god sake. that’s why you dont like her, because you cant stand the success she’s having even after all the dramas in her life. so, it’s enough now. give her a break