Britney Spears allowed near Lindsay Lohan. Smart.

So Jamie Spears is dead and no one has found the body yet. Is that what I’m supposed to gather from these pictures? Because, honestly, I have no rational explanation for how this could happen on his watch. The fact that the man didn’t burst out of the table and kick Lindsay through a window is pretty much concrete proof he’s stuffed in Sean’s closet with a Frappucino straw through his neck.