Britney Spears allowed near Lindsay Lohan. Smart.

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2009

So Jamie Spears is dead and no one has found the body yet. Is that what I’m supposed to gather from these pictures? Because, honestly, I have no rational explanation for how this could happen on his watch. The fact that the man didn’t burst out of the table and kick Lindsay through a window is pretty much concrete proof he’s stuffed in Sean’s closet with a Frappucino straw through his neck.