So Jamie Spears is dead and no one has found the body yet. Is that what I’m supposed to gather from these pictures? Because, honestly, I have no rational explanation for how this could happen on his watch. The fact that the man didn’t burst out of the table and kick Lindsay through a window is pretty much concrete proof he’s stuffed in Sean’s closet with a Frappucino straw through his neck.
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chupacabra | August 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm
exchanging bad hair dye recommendations?
Original | August 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm
first!
Bleh | August 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Lohan looks terrible in No. 8…
HealthyThinspiration | August 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Seriously – what’s up with their hair color? And what’s on Lindsay’s ear??
The Jerk | August 4, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Nostradamus predicted this was going to happen… I just didn’t expect this to happen today. It’s bad enough I have to see Lindsay’s straight to DVD/Blu Ray being sponsered on here but this shit just hit the motherload of all that can possibly happen.
Adam Cutter | August 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Count me in for a 3-way.
fearsarewishes | August 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm
That’s a nasty surgical scar on Ms. Spears knee.
Ouch.
Do_Freebird | August 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I personally think that LiLo looks a lot like Nicole Kidman. Well, at least how Kidman will look on her 80th birthday. I’m sure that the rest of you folks can see the adds for Lohan’s Oscar verhicle on this site. What a difference a couple of hours of air brushing will do to make some look human.
At least she’s prepping for her new movie (It’s in 8mm, right?)
chupacabra | August 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
meth?
joe m | August 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Beautiful Britney – one of the most popular singers in history!
Lovely Lindsay – one of the most popular actresses in history!
Ugly,untalented people get more jealous of them every day.
We all wish them the very best.
Deacon Jones | August 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Lohan looks like Gollum…
Oh, and Fish, don’t bite the hand that feeds you (see left and right of page)
TJ | August 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm
It’s not good when Lindsay Lohan looks like she could reprise her Parent Trap role.
Nuthouse | August 4, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Once upon a time in a land far, far away called Hollywood these two were considered young, beautiful, talented stars, or was that only two years ago. Time flies.
Mackenzie | August 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm
That looks like a scar from a torn meniscus surgery. Jeeze. I usually only see that happen to soccer players and gymnasts. I guess she was dancing when this happened. It always freaks me out when I see those scars.
EB | August 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Skank Fest…..
Toolboy | August 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm
#7, #14
With all due respect, that is her vagina, and it freaks me out too.
wondertrash | August 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Now it’s not like matter & anti matter have collided – not quite.
JESSMAN | August 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Where’s a fucking grenade when you need one.
JESSMAN | August 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Where’s a fucking grenade when you need one.
JESSMAN | August 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Where’s a fucking grenade when you need one.
Viv | August 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Britney Spears allowed near Lindsay Lohan actually is smart…for Britney’s image: she looks younger, healthier and more beautiful next to Lindsay. Who would have thought…?
Sport | August 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Real classy when people wear sunglasses INDOORS and cant even take them off to talk to you.
Venom | August 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’ll say what I said in the last Britney post…
… Britney’s pushing 30 and with two kids, while Lindsay just turned 23. Now that the gods have heard me and allowed this unholy union to manifest… be honest, who looks better than who? If you say Gollum (Lindsay) than you deserve to be shot with a 12 gauge to your eyes.
Rough Daddy | August 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
All we need is Paris and the bimbo summit is complete, hopefully domestic affairs such as crotch baring will be back on again…
pasteve | August 4, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Besides rehab stories, fucked up families and Drano hair color, what can they possibly have in common? Miles of dick consumed while working for Disney?
Virgodoll | August 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Is it just me or does Lindsay look like Nicole Kidman in the first pic to others too?
Pistol | August 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Photoshop makes me sad when the I see Lindsay’s new movie ad on both sides of my monitor showing her with completely monochromatic skin……..and then I see the real pictures of her with cute freckles all over. I like the freckles better. Boo Photoshopping freckles.
Venom | August 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Nicole Kidman doesn’t look like Nicole Kidman. No, that’s not a typo.
Venom | August 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Freckles? Looks like rust to me.
Meg | August 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm
What caused Britney to need the knee surgery? Nasty scar
Annie Loves Anal | August 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Could the skank squad be reuniting? If you can smell the Valtrax, you know Paris is in the vicinity. This is awsome! Bring out the coke, grey goose, and hair clippers! The Four Whores of the apacolypse are back on the prowl. Don’t forget the umbrella! I’ll lay down 50 that Lindsay ends goes tits up first. Fucking loser can’t even handle some skinny dyke! Slap that bitch up when she gives ya lip, Linds!
n | August 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
ooofff! LL is lookin really, really bad. Time to update my celebrity death pool…again.
bob | August 4, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Wow, Lindsey doesn’t look a day over 45!
Wait, that’s a day UNDER. Sorry!
RichPort's Ghost | August 4, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Lohan looks soooo much better in the photoshopped ads. Seriously people, if anyone buys you this garbage, even as a gag gift, kick them right in the fucking pussy…
mer | August 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Look at those plastic smiles.
Terrifying.
Venom | August 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
@#30 Meg: I believe she messed up her knee REALLY bad during a dance routine on a video shoot years ago, and it required surgery.
@#31 Annie: Four Whores of the Apocalypse? Lindsay, Britney, Paris… and who else? Kim?
joe blow | August 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Apparently Britney is so stoned she doesn’t even realize she’s inside and should take off those ridiculous sunglasses.
Comone brit! | August 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I really wish britney would do something with her fucking hair. She has a shitload of money, cant she go to a salon and get GOOD coloring and cut? Also, buy a fucking brush. SIGH
Chuck Nunchuck | August 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm
GOTTA LOVES DEH PHOTOSHOPZ.
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3505/picture1cve.png
mmm bop | August 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Anyone notice the scar on Britney Spears’s knee? Did she have knee surgery?
andrew. | August 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm
i love lindsay and paris <3
sara | August 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
LL: “fuck i can’t believe i’m being photographed with spears.”
LL looks better in this photo than i’ve seen her in a long time…but she still looks like shit
BS…..how can people think she’s pretty/good looking? who are these people buying her records and going to her shows…she can’t even sing…so you are going to one of her shows to watch her lip sync and “dance” and lounge around like madonna (who sucks too by the way). i just don’t fucking get it. who the fuck is telling brit brit that she’s pretty?????????? why can’t she go get something done with that hair? or is daddy giving her an allowance just big enough for her drug habit? i bet you brit brit’s dealer is LL (well that might be giving LL too much credit). brit looks like a fuckin alien…she needs those glasses
LOL #18
ok im done
Iveski | August 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Ha ha! Lindsay looks more and more like Skeletor every time I see her! And frankly, Britney looks like Man-at-Arms…
Cindy | August 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Maybe Jamie Spears wants Lindsay to influence Britney to stop throwing up after her Frappucino
Cindy | August 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Maybe Jamie Spears wants Lindsay to influence Britney to start throwing up after her Frappucino
Cindy | August 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
*start throwing up
Tom K | August 4, 2009 at 8:18 pm
#10. You are freaking delusional if you still think Lindsay Lohan is still popular. You must have missed her straight to DVD movie on the left and right of the page. lol
I’ll give you Britney muscially, but hotness factor…………. she’s lost it.
It’s sad that just a couple of years ago these two were gorgeous girls…… women wanted to be them and guys just wanted them. Now nobody cares about either more so Lindsay then Britney.
Britney stay away before she ruins what’s left of your career too. That white trash girl is like Aids she will destroy you!!!
Dread not | August 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Superficial, the main pic of Lilo and Brit Brit leaning into each other lookin’ like two veterans of the Hollywood wars, is a great choice. Brit Brit’s knee scar really punctuates it, visually. Hidden from view is Brit Brit’s cooch. What goes through my mind is Antonio Banderas from, The 13th Warrior, “… it looks like it was gnawed upon…” The mental and emotional scars must be like a road map of pain that would have Magellan, himself, unable to navigate and read which way is up. As for, Lilo? The inside of her nose probably looks like a lepers chaffed and oozing arm pit. Throw in Lilo’s own emotional and mental scarring, and burn victims would think, “shit, I don’t even ook THAT bad!” These two together? Somewhere, a seal has been broken. It may not be the seventh, but it’s certainly not the first. The end is extremely nigh!
Rasputins Liver | August 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Yeeesh!
Man, get Amy Winhouse with those two dumbass, fugly twats and you’d have the makings for a ginormous meltdown of truly epic entertaining proportions.
These two hobags, both “F” listers at best. Fuckin’ just shoot ‘em and put ‘em out of humanity’s misery.
Few others, other than the uber shitbag Ryan O’Neil, are greater wastes of this planet’s very valuable natural resources.
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Rasputins Liver | August 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Yeeesh!
Man, get Amy Winhouse with those two dumbass, fugly twats and you’d have the makings for a ginormous meltdown of truly epic entertaining proportions.
These two hobags, both “F” listers at best. Fuckin’ just shoot ‘em and put ‘em out of humanity’s misery.
Few others, other than the uber shitbag Ryan O’Neil, are greater wastes of this planet’s very valuable natural resources.
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