Britney Spears was supposed to release her new album in November, but her publicist has confirmed that it’s been postponed. Her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells Life & Style, “I put her on hiatus. Brit’s album is pushed until ’08.”
Another source close to Britney says executives at her record label, Jive, fear her career is over. The source says, “I’m surprised the album wasn’t pushed back to 2009. Everything’s up in the air with the album right now.”
I’m a little surprised Jive is still moving forward with the album. It’s pretty clear Britney’s singing career is over. I’ve heard the first couple tracks off the new album and it’s just her chewing on Cheetos and having difficulty breathing. Just kidding, that wasn’t the album. It was her entire life.
If I were her, I would sue her mother. The woman put Britney out there when she was just 15 (no, wait, she was actually a lot younger than that)–I bet the poor girl didn’t even know what was going on. And then she just became accustomed to the lifestyle and now she can’t seem to get out of it. What is it with these mothers and pushing their children to do crap they don’t wanna do?
#39, Thank you for getting to that faster than I could. That makes me furious. New Rule: People who mispell the word “lose” or “loser” must have sex with Britney. And you can’t make her brush her teeth first…that’s a sub-rule, not another new one.
LOL at “Scabs:The Perfume”.
Apparently, I didn’t hit enough s’s for misspell. Didn’t want to look too douche-baggy.
Poor Britney..
I’m surprised it’s going to come out in ’08! It must take some NASA technology to make her actually sound good. Hundreds of takes to get those 20 words which make up a Britney Spears song to sound decent. It must actually take 3-4 years to produce on of her albums. Kinda like a Stauer Graves ’33 wrist watch, except that after the years of work its still just a steaming pile of crap.
Anyone notice these annoying pop stars are staying in the spotlight longer and longer. I remember the Spice Girls sucking but they were gone after a few years.
These pop sluts seem to be doing less and less pop shit?? More and more publicity shit?? I’d blame the internet but I can’t get mad at it because I love it so much. I’ll just slap it around and apologize later on. Then I’ll promise to never do it again. Until I see those greasy hair extensions again. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS INTERNET??
I heard her sing in a Pepsi commercial once. She sang “Pepsi”, yes, just one word, but it was a beautiful word. As if it were airbrushed in a music studio. Come to think of it, the girl that sang that word was pretty. I must have made a mistake. It was someone else.
I think it’s time for me to get my checkbook out and pay to have her killed. It’s the right thing to do.
I zee #13=mizzez me already:
and ztill can’t zpell her
name:*Frist!!!* hello==juzt
coz U zpelled it wrong the
firzt time..doezn’t mean U
have to act like me and keep
zpelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
after all, izn’t that Y your
alwayz bitchin at me? WTF…
mommiedearezt haz been done
yearz ago, but itz fun to
trazh that skank everyday..
the bezt thing iz that zhez
like zome of my friendz little
zizterz who walk around with
ratneztz,actually, other than
Brittney, I’ve only zeen one
girl ever do that and that waz
yearz ago…damn …zhe iz a
dirtyazz!
# 38
Thanks for the tip. The thing is.. I’m italian, I have the right to misssssspellllll whatever I want!! haha!
And by the way, this post is abut Britney, not me and my fabulous English…
ARIVEDERCI
this chic will always be lonely, why? she make bad choices one after the other…documented choice #1 bang k-fed and get pregnant while shar jackson was pregnant herself…u know the rest… can anyone give this broad some advice without being on her payroll?
i don’t think Brit or Paris will die…but i think Lohan has a true hereditary addiction that runs in her family (dad?)…so she is the one to be careful…
i just wish Brit would lose weight…dress in some decent clothes…and lose the fake boobs…c’mon…if i had that much money…i’d definitely have my hair done right
No one will buy another thing that she sells.
So, it doesn’t matter when anything gets released, because she looks and acts like a
loser and what parent wants their child to
take after this old used up piece of shit.
I can find better girls anywhere, at least
they comb their hair and look nice.
she should start buying a trailer,and store cheetos and marlboro..judgement day is coming for BALDY..im thinking Karma? took loser fed-x from a pregnant woman..pushed out 2 kids from her smelly vag..partied with skanky paris and shaved her ugly head..go away BALDY..i dont own any of your albums even before you start acting crazy..you didnt make any money from me BALDY.GO AWAY ALREADY!! have no idea why you are still here BALDY!!
i think people need to just leave her alone. there are so many celebritys that do worse things then her and they get away with it because they just arent the ones that get picked on. shes always come out on top selling millions making great music. she always has the number one record and it wount be any different this time. even with all the mistakes shes made shes laughing all the way to the bank
I hate to be the one to keep kicking the spelling horse….but someone had to point out the self-proclaimed Italian misspelling “Arrivederci”…just saying…
hey ya’ll its me britney, I was just surfing the internet on my blackberry, and i came on this site and ya’ll so stupid im so beautiful and talented, ya’ll just haters so suck my tits ya’ll and i want fuck justin timberlake again he so fine ya’ll
Britney, Peter Pan and the lost boys and I think that you are a horrible mother. If my
mom showed her tits or her puzzy in public,
we would kill her. You need to go away, because all you have left to do is flash the public and no one cares about your crotch.
Take a hint bitch, you are ugly and have
no talent. Go and release your shit, no one
will buy it.
I have to brag. This was totally the best weekend ever. Some really big dicks came to my house this weekend and the party we had was to die for. Actually, I thought I was going to die after that medical bag came out, but oh it was so worth it. Without saying too much, let’s just say wow, just wow. Maybe I should shut up now, let’s just say big dicks, sore assholes and lips.
Let’s be honest here. The album wasn’t pushed back because there’s a problem with the album. From what I hear, the record company has some top notch producers and writers working hard on it (and Britney is nowhere to be seen, LOL). The problem is with Britney. She’s a mess. She looks like hell. Her hair is ratty. Her skin is horrid and she still needs to lose weight and find a stylist. There is no way the record execs would releaser her album with her looking the way she does. Her whole career has been based on her sex appeal. I think it’s time for Brit Brit to retire with her 100 million. Oh, I will say this in her defence: people keep asking “where are her kids?” Well you have to remember that she shares custody with K-Fed so she does not have primary custody. Well, that and her team of nannies.
Britney, I tried to teach you a few things, but you are just a hick and you think that the world revolves around you no matter what you look like. That is not true for you. People that I know all are saying that your singing days are over. Girl, you are just going to have to accept this. You are not like me at all. My career got better as I went, but you, well you are a different story. You can’t let people know that you are just like Jessica Simpson. What the hell.
# 59 – If you’re really Italian then how come you misspelt (NOT misspelled) Arrivaderci? What is wrong with you people?!
On a more relevant note – is no one else curious as to what would actually be on the album? I mean think about it, she definitely has enough “inspiration” for her tracks…
1. Help me mummy, I’m a fuck up
2. Wait, didn’t I have a couple of kids?
3. *vomit* You can still have sex with me, if you want
etc etc
Coco–#59 also says CHOW and KAPEESH too.
shocker
I’m sticking to my “I’m italian” story.. hahahahaha!!
i surprised about this news. `10 min lip service shows, can’t dance, a wreck and she come out with another shitty album.
Brit – words of advice – stay away from spence cause he smells like poop, lose the panties more – love the sag, and go back to the rv park with one of your exes. used to be cute, always overrated, now a disaster. maybe everyone’s comments can transform you into a country singer with morbid words. go after underwood and shave down there Before not wearing underwear. Stumble is not very appealing…angel
Pariz walked outta jail
at six o’clock Eastern
time , waving and smiling
az zhe walked down her katwalk
into her mommyz crying armz…
fuckerz mizz everything…
probation….
you can listen to a demo of get right here :
http://www.despina-vandi.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7242
I dunno, I’ve never liked her music or her style, but I think the retarded people are those who still keep to check about her life and complain or kid her fall.
In fact, she raised up at levels that you suckers will never see, maybe the right word is ENVY.
Get lost and get a life.