Britney Spears was supposed to release her new album in November, but her publicist has confirmed that it’s been postponed. Her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells Life & Style, “I put her on hiatus. Brit’s album is pushed until ’08.”
Another source close to Britney says executives at her record label, Jive, fear her career is over. The source says, “I’m surprised the album wasn’t pushed back to 2009. Everything’s up in the air with the album right now.”
I’m a little surprised Jive is still moving forward with the album. It’s pretty clear Britney’s singing career is over. I’ve heard the first couple tracks off the new album and it’s just her chewing on Cheetos and having difficulty breathing. Just kidding, that wasn’t the album. It was her entire life.
Sissy Boi | June 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Ha ha
Nimbus510 | June 22, 2007 at 12:06 pm
first.
Sissy Boi | June 22, 2007 at 12:06 pm
tee hee
Kranus | June 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Scott Schmieding, I love your Mom!!
Big Brownie | June 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I’ve eaten my own scabs and boogers that were more fuckable than that washed up celebretard. And my music is way fresher than hers, just like my boogies:-)
FIRE CANABIS | June 22, 2007 at 12:10 pm
It’s ok! My girl will come out on top! You pussies, just watch, and see!
Fishstick | June 22, 2007 at 12:12 pm
#5: ever sell your old scabs to stoned hippies and tell them it’s beef jerky?
ya_rly | June 22, 2007 at 12:13 pm
[record producer] sorry Brit, your album’s getting pushed back.
[britney] nobody puts britney in a corner! At least I have my perfume sales to fall back on.
[agent] um…remember that photoshoot you stormed out of?
[britney] the photographer said I smelled like booze! what would you do in that situation! gosh!
[agent] i wouldn’t storm off to drink in the limo, but that’s just me.
[britney] so my album’s getting pushed back, and my perfume sales are slow-
[agent starts coughing]
[britney] at least I have my dancing and my looks to sustain me!
[agent] is your limo bar stocked? let’s go to lunch…
ButtScratcher | June 22, 2007 at 12:18 pm
muhahaahhaahahahahahahahhhahahahaa
Penis Mightier | June 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She has just moved into first place on the list of useless celebs who will die soon:
1)Brit
2)Lohan
3)Paris
jrzmommy | June 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Oh, so she gets another year to ignore her kids and continue the downward spiral. Neat!
Dunno | June 22, 2007 at 12:22 pm
To #2.
You were second you retard, haha.
How Embarrassing.
Fatty | June 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Brit loose some weight before you catch down syndrome.
FRIST!!! | June 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Britney is a joke. No one’s going to take her seriously. Kind of like stupidfattkelli…a foot cramp you can’t seem to get rid of…
maeby | June 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Nothing that Britney does surprises me anymore, she could take a public shit and then start flinging it at people, and I wouldnt really be shocked. However it would probably be more exciting than her next album.
Bern | June 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
She makes me want to vomit.
musicdownloadr.com | June 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
oh my word…well, music lovers of stripes will have to make do with some other tunes, can we survive?????…….its okay because i only like FREE MUSIC anyway
schack | June 22, 2007 at 12:29 pm
hey BERN, i thought the disturbingly massive tits were daily. it’s been the same tits for days now, and they’re not even real, they’re cartoon!
Lobo | June 22, 2007 at 12:30 pm
#5 and #7
“Scabs” would be a great name for Britney’s perfume. It could even be packaged in a bandaid box.
Me | June 22, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She’s a disgrace
schack | June 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
well, #17, corporate hackers are hard at work making every song anyone would conceivably want impossible to get for free. your strategy will have you consuming the shit that nobody else wants in no time.
Big Brownie | June 22, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I wish I had a really big cannon, like cartoony big, then I could load Britney into it, point it directly at the nearest brick wall, like, an inch away from it, and, BLAMMO. Then I could go sell some old scabs to her idiot celebretarded “friends” by telling them ‘scabs are the new black’. Oh yeah, the women would want me and the fish would fear me!!!!
Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ | June 22, 2007 at 12:34 pm
And so, a dark time in humanity’s existence shall come to an end… Really, people, we had the horses saddled and everything. And the riders were chomping at the bit. But don’t worry, deep down inside they are all good guys… They are just doing their jobs… Their real names are Steve, Jeffrey, Bastion, and Julie by the way. That is right… We have a dame on the team… What can I say, Affirmative Action sucks…
schack | June 22, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Brownie- as much as point blank would do the most damage, it would obstruct from view the projectile’s full flight AND the delightful impact. back it up 10 yards or more. that’ll do.
Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ | June 22, 2007 at 12:39 pm
#6 – I have resisted the urge to strike you blind since in order to like Britney Spears, you must already be deaf…
So sayeth the Lord…
JC
Bag-o-fun | June 22, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Someone just make her disappear! I’ll pay you….
musicdownloadr.com | June 22, 2007 at 12:47 pm
yeah i agree with you…it seems the artists would want it to be free to sell their other stuff, like shwos merchandise etc…the biz has changed for ever…the need to adapt —–the public wants it free
Bitchyness | June 22, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I feel kind of bad for her….I hope she makes the biggest comeback…Poor girl.
FIRE CANABIS | June 22, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Britney, rules! Jackasses!
Hecubus | June 22, 2007 at 12:58 pm
‘pushed back’ especially when it’s as long as that usually means, ‘Cancelled’. They just say pushed back so they can change their minds later if some insanely improbable event happened like Britney came back in fashion or aliens came down from space and sucked out all of our brains.
Big Brownie | June 22, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Man, I am a musician from NYC, and it is impossible to do anything free, unless you want to pay for it yourself, which is still ungodly expensive. I can tell you first hand that there are very few chances for the few musicians who do it for the love of fun to get anywhere except youtube and myspace. If people even mention the word ‘free’ they usually get dropped in about 5 seconds. Maybe its different other places, but not NYC, this place is worse than Disney Spears Studios Orlando.
dave | June 22, 2007 at 1:09 pm
They need to push the album release to 2020. Then, she can keep deluding herself that she will again have a career someday. Yawn.
Andrew | June 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Sorry to tell you but that information is still 100% false, seeing as her single is still set to be released September 20th to radio….god get ur informational right.
anon | June 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm
#13 you’re an idiot. Oh, and it’s “lose” jerkoff.
YouRang | June 22, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Next her recording label will sue her fortune away for becoming an un-sellable wreck. Then she’ll be broke living in a trailer park. Fed-X will no longer have a teat to milk. And the universe will be in better order.
Boba Fett | June 22, 2007 at 1:25 pm
It wasn’t like she had any talent to start with.
They use studio music, and play with her voice using special effects to make it sound like she can sing.
Pop music sucks.
Time to pose for Hustler.
Fishstick | June 22, 2007 at 1:26 pm
wassup brownie? im 28 in NYC too. but i suck as a musician.
Pilar | June 22, 2007 at 1:33 pm
#33
They said “the album gets pushed back”, not the single!!!
God, get your reading skills right!
And for all those loosers who still believe in this whore, let me tell you, you can sit and wait for her come back.. it’s not gonna happen!
ssdd | June 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
#38 ..before you dis on someone elses reading skills….check your spelling skills……….
…”all those “loosers”…………
* all those losers….* …
Snatch | June 22, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I’m really hoping this is pushed back to never. This means I have half a chance of going to a bar other type place without being subjected to her music. I bet Akon will be on this thing. I don’t know if that was ever said earlier, but it seems they would get along swimmingly.
bungoone | June 22, 2007 at 2:02 pm
schack, you have to click on the link at the bottom of the page.
citizenstrange | June 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
She looks eerily similar to Karl Rove. Remember, she is still pretty much bald underneath all that mess.
http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2005/06/24/karl_rove/story.jpg
miss oblivious | June 22, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Let’s all say our prayers nightly,that it will soon be the last we see or hear from this phoney bitch. I hope the cash cow comes to an end for her. She could use some real world living. Try getting a real job and dealing w/ real life. But then she’s already got so much money it will probably last a lifetime…crap. Heck, as long as we don’t have to hear her crappy music or watch her do her tramp dance; good enough.
no1justminda | June 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Push it back to…never. No one will buy it unless they’re desperate for a $13 coaster. Personally, I’d rather have the rings and bubbles on my table than even do that!
Chauncey Gardner | June 22, 2007 at 3:15 pm
The funny thing about famous singers is that they tend to become much more productive after they’re dead (Tupac, Elliot Smith, etc.). So, the best thing Britney can do to get her next album out on the shelves is FUCKING DIE.
Bugman4045 | June 22, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Doesn’t the phrase “pushed back” make you think of something like this:
“I saw this hideous car crash, dead bodies everywhere, I started to retch, began to vomit, but I was able to get it pushed back down, so nothing further disgusting happened.”
Or better “The flesh eating zombie forced its way through the door, but with great effort we were able to get it pushed back, and eventually we shot it.”
The Bor | June 22, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Her crotch smells like Cheetos and Marlboros; and her music sucks Rhinos. the f’in Monkees were infinately more talented than her.
Britney, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
Shitney's Beard | June 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
i wish ppl would just STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY ALREADY! i mean yes, she’s a trainwreck and YES she can’t stay married longer than 10 minutes and YES she flashed every part of her body to the scheming and nasty perverted papparazzi and YES she can’t properly restrain her son in the car…wait, never mind. that’s stuff to talk about. Brit’s a loser!
BaldAsBritney | June 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Are you serious? Fuck ! I was looking forward to that CD.
polypam | June 22, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Isn’t Leslie Sloane Zelnik also Lindsay’s rep? Boy, she must have committed mass murder in a former life to have been blessed with looking after these two.