Here’s a short clip of Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother. She actually does a decent job acting and I believe her character can read. I mean, ha, Britney Spears reading. Could you imagine? LFMAOCCMFGMYS! The writers also took quite a risk having Britney reference Tom Selleck. It’s a proven fact that if her feeble mind tried to comprehend the awesomeness of Magnum P.I., it would collapse upon itself. Seriously, the guy solved murders in Hawaii – with a Ferrari! The greatest minds of our generation couldn’t come up with a premise like that. Though Carl Sagan did pitch a show about a robot butler who drove a Camaro. He called it “Robot Butler in a Camaro.” Genius…
*Grammatical error intentional. Ha! Beat you to it, suckers.
Video: CBS
Hasselhoff Stuffs | March 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Maybe she can score a date with Doogie Howser, the gay doctor. I hear she the rainbow pee pee.
Trover | March 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Now if she just gets hawt again, she might actually rehabilitate her image.
Lauren | March 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm
She actually looks decent.
gax | March 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm
yeah she cleans up good for tv..
Sophie | March 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
That was acting? Shit that was terrible, fuck how she looks
Shep | March 20, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She must be taking acting classes from Paul Walker… ZING
LJ | March 20, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Eh, she’s ok. She’s had it rough (brought it upon herself) lately (5 years) and that sucks. So why not be on this show. She looks ok, she acts ok, no better or worse than anyone else on the show.
Yay crazy beeeyotch.
Randal | March 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Of course she does well because she’s been on TV before and knows what it takes to be a talented actress. Get used to it because Mil Gibson wants to make her the lead in his next movie.
Britney is an all around actress. She can dance, she can sing and she can act. Her recent troubles and the desire of the media to watch her miss a few steps can’t take that away from her.
Good job Brit! Still loving ya!
Randal
joflo | March 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
that acting was on par with the olsen twins. take that whatever way you wish.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 5:07 pm
#8,
She’s good enough, she’s smart enough, and dogonit, people like her.
nipolian | March 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Who the fuck is Mil Gibson??
Auntie Kryst | March 20, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Meh. Funny, in a sort of desperately trying to be a hip sitcom sort of way.
nipolian | March 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm
And why does he want to make a movie about a fat retarded girl??
point | March 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm
If even one person goes out of their way to watch BS on this show, that is one too many. That unfit mother deserves nothing.
to the SUPERFICIAL WRITER | March 20, 2008 at 5:18 pm
are you aware that there are sites copy-pasting your stuff? see http://www.gossipstyle.com for one example…
me | March 20, 2008 at 5:21 pm
If Britney ever crawled inside an old hollow log to go to sleep, and while she was in there some guys came and sealed up both ends and then put it on a truck and took it to another city, boy, I wouldn’t know what to tell her..
well, I guess I would tell her to choose pie heaven instead of regular heaven..
long dong silver | March 20, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Magnum didn’t own the ferrari though :( he only got to drive it.
It’s really all about his shorts! Fear the wearer of the short shorts!
nipolian | March 20, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Don’t be fucking with Magnum PI…… Greatest show on TV……..EVER! Well except Star Trek and Dr. Who maybe.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm
#15, no, Fish is copy-pasting THEIR stuff!!!!!
titsonsnack | March 20, 2008 at 5:50 pm
At least her skin isn’t sloughing off her face.
BunnyButt | March 20, 2008 at 5:50 pm
16, surreal but hilarious!
Richard McBeef | March 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Randal, you are a fucking fuck face.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I like Randal. He seems to have a positive attitude and outlook on life. I never see any stickin’ thinkin’ out of him.
Anonymous | March 20, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Randal, you are a fucking idiot. There are no plans for Mel Gibson to have Twitney in any of his movies. You pulled that right out of your gay, stretched out ass. Twitney is not an actress, and never will be. How old are you anyway, fourteen? Twitney’s career is over and will never return. Sorry to break that to you, but it’s the truth. Go play with your dolls, you fucking little prick.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 20, 2008 at 6:21 pm
i bet Randal has 20 different Peter Pan outfits he wears.
Ang | March 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I love Randal. When they dig up his yard, it’s going to be soooo interesting…
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Randal sounds like a flaming faggot.
That being said, I have nothing against flaming faggots and I think he has every right to speak his mind.
You go girl!!
woodhorse | March 20, 2008 at 6:39 pm
What happened to her Southern accent? All I heard was helium.
Wendy | March 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm
See, now I know Randal isn’t exactly swimming with the current on this site, but #24′s comment is humorless and hostile. Some folks here seem not snarky but cranky and bitter, like the bad neighbor everybody tries to avoid. And also pretty dense. I’m guessing “Randal” is somebody having a lot of fun purposely irritating those types, and doesn’t believe a word he/she writes.
mike | March 20, 2008 at 6:42 pm
“I have nothing against flaming faggots”
Jimbo to diary: Jackpot!
LJ | March 20, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I just realized…she’s just acting like she did on the Mickey Mouse club. Boy those years of acting really paid off!
l33t | March 20, 2008 at 7:11 pm
10 years of the same britney jokes over and over and over again. you’d think that people would get tired of it, but no! oh well. but what to expect? you’re the ones who made adam sandler, tom green, andy dick, sarah silverman, the list goes on, famous in the first place. here is comedic genius! POOP! haha. She is stupid! haha!
the reality is that you’re all victims of the media sensationalism. you don’t take a minute to question or even process the information that you’re given. who cares, in the end it’s all about getting a cheap laugh, right? perhaps unable to form your own opinions, eh? must feel so comfortable to always go and blend with the majority. Beeeh BeEH
say what you want about britney, but she is already above the lot of you just by addressing this issue.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2008 at 7:23 pm
what issue??
Mandela | March 20, 2008 at 8:12 pm
shake it like a poloroid brit
Big Time Movie Director | March 20, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I can’t watch this video since I think it will be too stupid and boring. But, if her acting is anything better than shit, it is because they do at least 500 takes for every shot and out of that there must be something decent that can be edited and spliced together.
Mel's Hell | March 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I hope she goes over to Mel’s house soon. It appears that they’ve been finding dead people hanging around.
Erica. | March 20, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I really wish she would of atleast made her weave..or wig or whatever the fuck look good. The rest of her looks okay.
jzz | March 20, 2008 at 10:16 pm
SHE LOOKS CRAZY
trixie jones | March 20, 2008 at 10:36 pm
she did really good. girl doesnt photograph well, but on camera she definitely has the certain something that made her famous in the 1st place.
Danklin24 | March 21, 2008 at 12:06 am
Uh, that wasnt good acting at all. It looked like she was reading her lines from a cue card. She looks stone faced.
Danklin24 | March 21, 2008 at 12:10 am
Uh, that wasnt good acting at all. It looked like she was reading her lines from a cue card. She looks stone faced.
Joe G. | March 21, 2008 at 12:32 am
That whore is so fuckin drugged up on anti-psychotic meds that she acts like a person who had a lobotomy. I cannot believe people buy into her bullshit.
She is nothing but trash, no matter how much money she has. and do not get me started on her lil sis.
Joe G. | March 21, 2008 at 12:35 am
Now that I saw the clip, I can verify that:
THE BITCH IS CRAZY
p.s. where are tater tot and small fry?? did they drown in the tub or were tossed off the local overpass??
Fat Tabby | March 21, 2008 at 2:28 am
She’s all shakey and seems really nervous, I felt weird just witnessing it
besiie | March 21, 2008 at 2:56 am
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. I love her. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.
friendlyfires | March 21, 2008 at 3:03 am
Right now some NBC executive is planning a Britney Spears situation comedy. Fall 2010 – a young trailer trash teenager gets discovered by a Dizzy Knee Record producer and is brought from bayou swamps of Louisianne to glizy decay of El Lay – Green Acres and Beverly Hillbillies for twenty-teen decade! Quick, buy me some Universal-NBC stock before the market closes – quickly boy and don’t forget the lattes.
BAMALAMALAMABAMJAM OWWWWWW | March 21, 2008 at 3:14 am
I didn’t actually think it was that great. She talked really fast and sounded pretty monotone, and she looked at the exact same spot the whole time. But then again, i’m really drunk, so what do i know? HA! Nothing.
King Wang | March 21, 2008 at 8:47 am
(A) How I Met Your Mother- Straight out of “It is cheaper to hire Non-Actors to act as Real Actors” and Doogie Howser gayness acting as straightness.
(B)Another failed, coke-head, burnout musician. THERE’S a real surprise right?
All you need then is a Muslim playing a Jew, and you got a hit!
Actually, both Brit and this show suck, but there is only ONE of the two I would like to find out HOW MUCH it sucks……….
Big Daddy | March 21, 2008 at 8:58 am
I’d hit that
kitty | March 21, 2008 at 9:12 am
happy for britters……we’re all idiots sometimes……