Britney Spears kept things quiet this weekend and hit up the closing sale at the Virgin MegaStore in LA. Has she finally calmed down? Did she find true love with her pap in shining armor? Can we expect a quieter more subdued Britney this year? These questions and more I will completely forget about as I bring in the New Year by downing the world’s largest Jell-O shot. Anyone know where I can rent a cement mixer?
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Jumper | December 31, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Fist!
WTF | December 31, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Dear Superficial
you finally post new news…three days later…and all you post is this crap?? All the other sites had this shit up DAYS ago! I came to this site for the funny commentary but even that is not enough….get it together or I am not clicking on this damn site EVER AGAIN
la pluie | December 31, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Wrist!
The boots are back!
Jess | December 31, 2007 at 1:26 pm
When exactly did Spears start looking more like a man than a woman?
Lady Zombie | December 31, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I hate it when celebrities flash the peace sign. It’s just so……so……douchebaggery.
HeyFishSheGotLaid | December 31, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Fish dude…Britney got laid by the newspaper dude. It’s a fact that 9 out of every 10 pycho girls act human after feeling the power of the penis. She’s probbably out looking for an iron so she can press that pap dudes clothes. She’s also probably looking for a cook book so she can fix him a meal. The way a woman will act after sex defies logic.
mememe | December 31, 2007 at 1:36 pm
i don’t understand how moderate amounts of makeup and about 20 pounds makes the difference between Britney being hot and her looking like pasty white trailer trash. the transformation is unbelievable
holla@meh | December 31, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i loveee that dolce & gabbanna bag… i just bought it at sak’s on sale for $1300. and now britney is carring it. i’m either going to return it in disgust, or brag to everyone i know that we have the same one! lmao
holla@meh | December 31, 2007 at 2:17 pm
**oops, sory people… i just looked closly at the label… its not D&G. bummer… well, whatever it is, it looks just like mine.
kirsten | December 31, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I caught some old SNL episodes the other day that she performed and hosted on and was in shock at how incredible her body used to be…I mean the old Britney had been completely erased from my memory over the last five years with all the double chins, stained clothes, chipped dirty nails,and zits we’ve been seeing.
Superevil | December 31, 2007 at 2:33 pm
This story is what I like to call FILLER.
Guy | December 31, 2007 at 2:34 pm
I wonder what music she bought, artists never listen to their own stuff because they always criticize it.
I bet she listens to Goldfrapp or something unexpected like that.
Jumpin_J | December 31, 2007 at 3:03 pm
What? Virgin’s CLOSING? WTF!!!
puffs plus | December 31, 2007 at 3:17 pm
4-
2004 I think.
CeeCee | December 31, 2007 at 3:45 pm
To 4:
The Superficial doesn’t post on the weekends.
Financial Wizard | December 31, 2007 at 4:54 pm
She really must be having money troubles, shopping a record store sale.
Comp Queen | December 31, 2007 at 4:56 pm
You’d think that she would get all the CDs that she wants for free from her record label, they must really hate her guts.
Boob | December 31, 2007 at 4:58 pm
What happened to her boods they look normal.
Ript1&0 | December 31, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Ahhhh so many questions. And the answer to all of them is No, fortunately. Here’s to an 08 crazed Brit Brit!!!
Hey man, who needs a cement mixer?? Didn’t you have an old fashioned butter churner once? Put the vodka in that!!!
HARhar
CJ | December 31, 2007 at 5:49 pm
What if she goes normal…who then will Mr. Ugly and Superficial have to run down just to run down? I’m all atwitter with anticipation…
Ript1&0 | December 31, 2007 at 6:21 pm
You said atwitter.
That was awesome.
Sheva | December 31, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Hey peace dude. (I like to be polite.)
cookie monsta | December 31, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Hey hey hey, wonder if Brit is going to score with that UGLY man again soon, that would satisfy her insatiable thirst for recognition, nearly. As long as he vows to HOLD ONTO THEIR PRIVATE PHOTOS for fucking ever……………..
Revenge | December 31, 2007 at 9:14 pm
I hate Paris much more than Britney, so I hope Brit goes out and fucks that Greek Shipping Heir that Paris loves so much.
LL | January 1, 2008 at 1:40 am
I actually think she looks OK here. Everything is covered, she’s dressed age-appropriately (ie, not like a trampy 16-year-old), I don’t even mind the hat too much (maybe because it covers her fugly extensions) and I kinda like the purse, which probably costs more than my car. The sunglasses are heinous, and since I’m not looking at the pic with those ugly-ass boots, I’m pretending she’s not wearing those. All in all, I give this outfit a solid 6.
Way to go, Britney. There may be hope for you yet.
Xai | January 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm
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sharpeidude | January 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#26 – Define “diversely ethic” please. Are you speaking of black/white relationships; because that’s nothing new.
ziggurat | January 1, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Look at her eyes! The EYES! Trippin with tinted glasses at night? Don’t be fooled!
hula girl | January 1, 2008 at 9:57 pm
That’s not a D&G bag, it’s Versace’s Snap Out of It.
hula girl | January 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm
That’s not a D&G bag, it’s Versace’s Snap Out of It.
Violet | January 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm
hey Brittney
how could u let ur little sister get Pregnant that is not good
gerard Vandenberg | January 1, 2008 at 11:18 pm
How come your TITS always loose the battle with gravity? Your TITS are looking more than awful.
AND STILL HAVE THE NERVES TO SHOW THE SUCKERS WITH NO “SUPPORT”, AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!
Sha | January 2, 2008 at 1:42 am
May 2008…bring sunlight into your life.
Britney, please change ur character…enjoy didn’t bring anything in your life…it’s won’t completed ur life. It’s won’t stop…but u will never feel satisfy with your life.
You will feel lonely & bored the next day.
You are very nice girl…. the day I watch “Baby, 1 more time”.
Where is she now..the cute….the nice girl….????
We still love you, Britney..please come back
jacky | January 2, 2008 at 2:04 am
Britney is hot :-)
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my comment | January 2, 2008 at 10:19 am
When she FINALLY retires those brown boots there should be a 21-gun salute followed by a bugle playing Taps.
Mark | January 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Ladies .. please either paint your finger nails fully or don’t have any nail polish at all. Chipped nails just look gross!
Jules | January 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm
So so so bored with all the britney info. It’s the same garbage different day. There’s got to be someone more interesting to read about. Please unless she’s going to start doing something productive or even remotely interesting. Her ruining her life is unfortunely very old news.
istiridye inci | October 20, 2009 at 4:36 am
That’s not a D&G bag, it’s Versace’s Snap Out of It
london of links | March 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
nice