Britney Spears accuses mom of sleeping with boyfriend

January 31st, 2008 // 73 Comments

Britney Spears supposedly told doctors at UCLA she’s on Adderall and has been taking ten laxatives a day. Wow, on top of all that Starbucks? That’s pretty gross. Anyway, she also laid down some heavy accusations against her mom Lynne, according to TMZ:

We’re also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of “sleeping with my boyfriend.” She wasn’t specific on who she was referring to.
We’re also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

Lynne Spears and Adnan McWienerPills? Of course. That makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever. Therefore it’s gotta be true. I’m on board. Lynne, you whore!


  1. RCA

    For real…I’m done caring. Enough already.

  2. SexyV

    @30 I have no idea who you’re talking about. But I haven’t made any jokes on the Heath stuff. Nice though. That would be a way to die. At least I’d get my 15 mins of fame. You’d be jealous too wouldn’t you?

  3. PunkA

    I so hope this is true. And the only thing to make it better would be if it was Justin Timberlake!!!!!! JT was a cougar hunter before it was kewl.

  4. Pass The Vinigger

    Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

  5. sumyungguy

    Well, her mom put her in show business, and now she pays the price.

  6. Pass The Vinigger

    Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

  7. Pass The Vinigger

    Fuck this dune koon terrorist!!!

  8. hi-priced call girl

    So is the pube-patch on his chin Britney’s or her mom’s? The saga continues…

  9. misery bunny

    the laxatives only confirm it’s a dirty sanchez on adnan’s face from cunnilingus on brit. and that sam gets leftovers.

  10. havoc

    I just found a bigger idiot than Brtiney.



  11. SexyV

    i love the way you all can talk shit, but don’t get sarcasm. It warms the heart. Really.

  12. FRT

    Who in the fuck are these Arabs…or Turks or what-ever-the-fuck-they-are anyway? Fucking illegal aliens I bet…with terrorism on their minds I say.

    Sick Dick Cheney & his shot-gun on them!

  13. MoronicShitney

    So that’s why she’s looking slimmer these days – she’s been shittin it all out before she could pile on more pounds!

  14. herbiefrog

    hit me baby… one more time : )

  15. herbiefrog

    if you take a lot of narcotic painkillers…

    …you have to take laxatives

    it’s like a balance : )

  16. PrettyBaby

    Even the old toothless broad to the right is thinking…”Eh, I’ve had better”

  17. Muwalker

    Actually I heard from a good source that Lynne is sleeping with K-Fed. Ewwwww!

  18. D. Richards (Neo-Racist.)

    #45? You know how I know that muslims have huge cocks, and even bigger balls? And no it’s not because I’ve blown a couple of ‘em.

    Suicide belts! It takes a huge set of balls, and a dick, to detonate a belt, adorned with explosives, spreading your limbs; turning your torso in to mist and killing innocent bystanders; women, children, everybody. No shit. Big balls.

    Did I ever mention how much I hate black people? I do, I hate their guts.

  19. martini1275

    Does anyone else notice that Britney has herpes on the side of her chin, right where both her lips meet? Thats herpes for sure!!!! I went to school with a girl who had the same breakout, in that same spot and it was herpes!!! YUK!!!! Federline really fucked her up!!!

  20. dude on a wire

    I’m telling you dude is scoring big-time because of that trim on his chin – I already started growing mine. I draw the line at banging out of control has been poptarts freaky mothers though – unless they’ve got good weed.

  21. dsleidh

    Britney should not trust this guy. he is playful.I have seen his photo on a
    celebrity and millionaire dating site named “Searching Millionaire dot com”.Seems he is a certified millionaire there.

  22. astella

    whats with the weird half -not really goatie thingy on the pap guy’s chin?! always wondered that since i first saw his picture. seriously..

  23. Cleo

    ALL THE dum freaks Adnan is a Pakistani….morons get your stories right

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