Britney Spears’ abs have to be the result of black magic. Have to be.

The Superficial | January 16, 2009 - 3:19 pm

These are shots of Britney Spears working out for her upcoming tour in March. There’s more on her website and who the hell thought ever I’d be starting at Britney Spears’ stomach while thinking lustful thoughts? Okay, maybe if strippers used it as a moon bounce, but now, I don’t even need them.

Then again, no one likes to feel left out. Who wants dollar bills?