Britney Spears

20041019_bspears.jpgBritney Spears has written a letter to her fans that addresses such serious issues as the woes of child stardom and some other whiny gibberish that nobody really cares about. It’s hard for anybody to feel sorry for you when you’re the most powerful person in music and making a little more money than God. “I make $100 million a year but I’m sad because I had to be on the covers of magazines. Boo hoo. Woe is me.”

Shut up, Britney. Maybe if she wrote a letter addressing why she had semen all over her face, then I’d be a little more interested in what she had to say.

Read Britney Spears Letter To Her Fans @ [BritneySpears.com]