Britney Spears

20041015_britney.jpgHere are the album covers for Britney Spears’ latest The Greatest Hits and My Prerogative. The people in these photo studios must be using some sort of magical cameras covered in mystical pixie dust, because when regular cameras capture Britney it never turns out looking this good. Maybe she’s some sort of weird vampire where instead of her image not showing up in photos and mirrors, it just shows up horribly ugly, and only the special lenses of studio photographers can capture this amazing Britney which nobody else in the world can see. Okay that was the dumbest speculation I’ve ever had and you bastards let me say it like some sort of idiot. I hate you all.