When I was Britney Spears’ age, I can’t even count the number of times I put on an alien mask with my friends and threw milkshakes at the paparazzi. Oh wait, yes I can. Zero. Looks like after her sham marriage with Kevin Federline was exposed, Britney decided to retaliate at the media with delicious dairy desserts. I’m sure it made sense at the time, but wasting milkshakes is never okay, especially if they’re Cookies N’ Cream flavored.