Britney Spears

20040923_bspears2.jpgUs Weekly magazine is reporting Britney Spears and Kevin Federline did not legally get married last weekend, despite the paparazzi circus surrounding the event. Britney and Kevin signed a legal document that states, “Britney Spears and Kevin Federline agree that they intend to participate in a faux wedding with one another on September 18, 2004. However, they do not intend to, and shall not validly, marry one another on said date.” So basically, either they didn’t legally get married because the forms for their prenup haven’t gone through yet, or the whole wedding was faked to throw off the paparazzi from the real deal. Britney’s life is such a huge mess that I don’t know what to believe anymore. I miss the good ol’ days when Britney was a total hottie and we didn’t have to talk about things like being trashy or getting married, and could instead just focus on trying to have sex with her. Those were good days.