Britney Spears

20040803_bspears.jpgI don’t speak crazy (or whatever language this video is in) so it’s hard for me to decipher just what exactly is being said. As best as I can tell though, it probably goes a little something like this: “While under the influence of alcohol, Britney Spears made her way to her silver Mercedes, only to realize her skirt was too short and that she was a dirty whore. The end.”

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