Britney Spears

Five years ago, a picture of Britney Spears grabbing some guy’s crotch would elicit fantasies suitable only for the most depraved of horny teenagers. Nowadays though, all it does is remind everybody of just how far Britney Spears has fallen. I’m just waiting for her to pull a Courtney Love and start walking around public topless, drink in one hand, cigarette in the other. She’s got the skank whore part down, all she needs now is to get hooked on some drugs.