Britney Spears

BRITNEY Spears has been given permission to tour China on one condition – officials want prior approval of her outfits to check they are not too revealing.

Hmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe it has something to do with Britney’s inability to keep her breasts inside her tops. Not that I’m complaining, mind you, but I can see how her crazy antics might piss off our more conservative friends in China. To make up for her China tour, I suggest she do a completely nude tour here in America. That way, the whole universe can balance itself out. Extra clothing in China, less clothing in America. That’s a system I think I can live with.

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*edit: Here’s an unrelated video of Britney getting feisty with “fans.”