Britney & Kevin Are Great Parents

Superficial / November 22, 2005

britney_kevin_thumb_1.jpgAmerica’s favorite rednecks were at it again over the weekend. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline visited Marquee in New York City Friday night and downed a copious amount of alcohol.

Spears was drinking vanilla rum and orange juice, and according to a source “they seemed very lovey-dovey. They left at 2:30 a.m. while the rest of their crew closed it down.” Son Sean Preston was seen in the back of the car when they left.

A few questions arise here: How long was their kid sitting in the back of the car? Does Kevin rap better drunk than sober? Is their son breast-feeding, and if so, was he loaded? And is it really safe for Britney to do the rebel yell while drinking moonshine from a milk-carton and peeing out the limo window? I don’t think I want to know the answers.

Britney, Kevin Love N.Y. [NY Post]