Britney & Jamie Lynn Spears in bikinis

August 31st, 2009 // 96 Comments

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney parade out in public lately, so what’s one teenage pregnancy amidst a potential SWAT team showdown over McNugget sauce? Live and let live, I guess.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Rasputins Liver

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    Yeesh!

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    Whatta coupluh country-ghetto pasture grazers, man.

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    Those two twats were meant to be some Suthuhn neanderbillyies’ barefoot and pregnant bitches, chowin’ bon bons, watchin’ Oprah and FOX News and goin’ out to catch NASCAR.

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    Fuckin’ chucklebilly tramps.

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  2. Bill Sabab

    To all ya, “I’d hit it,” fuckin’ losers, duh… ‘course ya would ’cause you ain’t ever had it before.

  3. Yarely

    # 30: u idiot her name is Lynn not Lee!!! way to go!!

  4. Yarely

    # 30: u idiot her name is Lynn not Lee!!! way to go!!

  5. cw

    Rumor has it that Jamie Lynn’s girl is actually the mutant spawn of Britney’s after a horrific tribbing scissoring session went awry. They were bored so they played “bumper carpets” and Brit’s abnormally large “nubbin” got stuck in Jamie’s unusually tight “haynannynanny”. Both girls felt the impregnating discharge but as Britney put it, “We’re sisters,y’all,so we,like,cancel each other out.” clearly underestimating her potent hermaphroditic powers.
    Seriously though, I KNEW Jamie Lynn was doomed years ago when Britney was still a MEGA star and referred to her little sister in every interview as “Mini-Me” She would then proceed to practically MOLESTher if she was in camerashot. Totally inappropriate and WAY too touchy feely for my tastes…strangely,Angelina Jolie kissed her brother at an awards ceremony at about the same time and was condemned for it. Strange what falls through the cracks.

  6. Tom K

    What a sick, sad, white trash family that got lucky.

    Like a real life Beverly Hillbillies!

  7. HD

    What a beautiful girl.

  8. Ravingbitch

    I’m amazed that child has the brainpower to walk. I thought the intelligence for that genetic pool had been contaminated one too many times after Britney and Federline.

    They must be aliens. Or robots. Alien robots! It’s the only explanation.

  9. ratzass

    picture 16…….so cute…..she looks like a good mom

  10. Jen

    those girls look great and are probably semi-decent mothers. its funny that they get the last laugh in all of this by making a shit ton of money just having their pictures taken. they seem like normal people to me. (well, brit does for now, anyway)

  11. Rosie

    Bint no one asked how you look and don’t care. Blah, blah, blah.

  12. ha

    @25

    Sorry to say this but your mom sounds like a real bitch. Honestly, she complained about what you did to her body?

    It’s funny when you hear about the lives of people on this site because most of the time things are FUCKED UP.

  13. Kelley

    Fish, when are you going to do something about the idiots who post their singles sites here ? And six times, at that ??? WTF happened to “keep your comments relevant to the post,” eh ?

  14. Greg

    I’m waiting for the two of them in a joint Playboy pictorial…that would be hot!

  15. Greg

    I’m waiting for the two of them in a joint Playboy pictorial…that would be hot!

  16. Gando

    Growing like gabbage too.I don’t mean Britney Spears but her sis’ kid.

  17. Rhialto

    Despite kids never work they’re never wasting time.They’re always growing.

  18. Galtacticus

    They pretty much share the same body shape.Britney Spears her sis and the kid.

  19. Darth

    #71
    I’d hope that you don’t intend to encourage teenage fast food addicts?

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  21. obvi

    omg jamie looks like britney did when she was hot. except for the obvi slouching…which could be fixed with the right trainer.

  22. iluveli04@hotmail.com

    why is everyone saying they look bad ….they are rich, cute and have adorable kids …couldnt get any better if u ask me

  23. iluveli04@hotmail.com

    why is everyone saying they look bad ….they are rich, cute and have adorable kids …couldnt get any better if u ask me

  24. iluveli04@hotmail.com

    why is everyone saying they look bad ….they are rich, cute and have adorable kids …couldnt get any better if u ask me

  25. h

    obvi, Jamie Lynn looks NOTHING like Britney. Britney’s legs are 5 times
    the size of Jamie’s ad so are her shoulders and arms.

  26. ditzed

    their bodies are freakin rockn!! i dont see anything wrong with em. wow people are crazee up in here

  27. tim

    damn, where did jamie lynn’s double d pregnant tits goooooo

  28. After a child Britney is looking more attractive. She is really an awesome celebrity. I love her.

  29. Really awesome! Britney is looking so nice in that bikini. Hey truly briney has got very sexy legs and bally . It is so arousing . Love to see her in bikini. Thanks for sharing her photos.

  30. Sexy beauty,I love her.

  31. Really awesome! Britney is looking so nice in that bikini. Hey truly briney has got very sexy legs and bally . It is so arousing . Love to see her in bikini. Thanks for sharing her photos.

  32. damn, where did jamie lynn’s double d pregnant tits goooooo

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  34. Britney and Jamie Lynn are looking gorgeous in Bikini. All pic are so beautiful thanks for sharing with us.

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  37. great article and nice photo!thanks

  38. mark
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    A total knockout!

  39. deedee
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    hide her shame???? way to talk about a baby which is beautiful btw!!!! get over it!

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