Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney parade out in public lately, so what’s one teenage pregnancy amidst a potential SWAT team showdown over McNugget sauce? Live and let live, I guess.
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MILFS?
id fuck them both in the pooper
Shoot….
Thar’s sum cuntry lovin’ right thar….
Shoot….
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really, nothing? Jamie’s got a good body still
really, nothing? Jamie’s got a good body still
Such a shame. Whatever happened to that cute girl who hadn’t yet pushed two children out of her now mangled vagina? They had better start their book learnin’ early so they don’t get screwed when they start selling those crazy pills their mom takes.
Such a shame. Whatever happened to that cute girl who hadn’t yet pushed two children out of her now mangled vagina? They had better start their book learnin’ early so they don’t get screwed when they start selling those crazy pills their mom takes.
I fucked them both… but then I woke up and realized I had humped my pillow… that was quite a relief.
Jamie still has a cute look and a good body.
#6 & 7…
While “mangled vagina” is the funniest thing I’ve read all day, the fact is she had the two spawn of Federline cut from her gut via C-Section.
Britney looks amazing!!! I really love her and I’m so proud of her! lovely kids! SP is soooo handsmee! LOL
haha britney is wearing the same bikini she wore 2 weeks ago at the ritz! what stupid b*tch!
This is exactly what taking care of one’s self is meant to look like and Britney and Jamie are doing a fine job. Both have had beautiful children! Not only do they show those beauties off but they’re also proud of their healthy looking bodies.
Great job, ladies!
Randal
Cute kiddo.. She’s getting big..
Wow when did all the comment posters here grow vaginas? That being said, Jamie Lynn does have a hot body. Wonder if she had her kid vaginally.
I’d pump Jamie Lynn full of tards, but not Britney, she’s too sausage-like.
Finally it becomes clear: they’re building an army of retards. I’d be worried, but in all likelihood they’ll end up flinging feces at each other.
Jamie Lynn needs to put that kid in the pool and hold its head under the water so she can have a future free to do what she wants with that hot body.
Jesus effing christ…..those two flabby beasts need to acquaint themselves with salad and exercise!
There is something wrong when a MILF is still jailbait.
“haha britney is wearing the same bikini she wore 2 weeks ago at the ritz! what stupid b*tch!”
And it’s the same bikini you wore a week ago at the Ritz! I mean, the Motel 8.
#17 I’m crying from laughing so hard!
I thought that slut jamie lynn was pregnant? did she have an abortion?
Jamie Lynn isn’t pregnant again, tabloids just run the mill about her cos her OK confession was the fastest selling magazine ever. And she’s 18 now, so not ‘jailbait’
How come my mom blamed me for years for ‘destroying her body’, i.e., stretch marks? Yet Jamie has none?
i think britney should teach jamie lynn to stand up straight. I prefer britney’s thick athletic hour glass shape, to jamie lynn’s lazy slouchy hill billy pear shape.
12, when did bathing suits become disposable? you are an asshat.
there is nothing hot about jamie lynn’s body.
AWESOME… I’m happy to see her family coming together.
Poor Britney and her stumpy little legs …
SLUTney & LEGS-SPREAD lee: poster children for why birth control should be forced on some stupid chicks.
Britney looks like a man. Britney has never had those long slender legs
her sister has. Where does Britney get her butch manly body from?
Britney’s mom is slender and petitie, Jamie-Lynn is slender. Yet
Britney has big shoulders, bull neck and stumpy, chunky legs. Is she
on steroids?
So sad for those kids. They don’t have a chance.
“i think britney should teach jamie lynn to stand up straight. I prefer britney’s thick athletic hour glass shape, to jamie lynn’s lazy slouchy hill billy pear shape.”
You must be blind, Britney does NOT have an hour glass shape.
She has a stocky thick, mannish frame. She also has no hip to
waist ratio. thick tree trunk legs. and arms like a truck driver.
Her sister is soft slim and feminine.
It’s so funny when girls bash the female celebs on this site because there’s a 99% chance that NONE of you look any better than Britt or Jamie Lynn. Can you say JEEEEEEALOUS?? :)
34 I am a guy so try again britard.
second of all Jame-Lynn looks great, Butchney however looks like a man.
All girls should get their first child out of the way at 15, so they can snap back like a rubber band…The younger the milf the sweeter the juice…
Oh, god…I’m going straight to hell….or to rub one out.
Whichever comes first.
All girls should get their first child out of the way at 15, so they can snap back like a rubber band…The younger the milf the sweeter the juice…
FISH’s “maintenance” is responsible for my double post…
I don’t know where the calf ends and the ankle begins.
NO DIVING.. except muff diving. nom nom nom nom nom nom
No, no, no…I’m sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for “celebrities”. I look better than this at the pool, and I’m 40, and I don’t think I look so great anymore, I would say I’ve let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are…yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn’t mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they’ve had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two…who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don’t have, and don’t have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to…but, please don’t act like they look all great, “for having kids”, or whatever else…they look flabby.
No, no, no…I’m sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for “celebrities”. I look better than this at the pool, and I’m 40, and I don’t think I look so great anymore, I would say I’ve let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are…yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn’t mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they’ve had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two…who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don’t have, and don’t have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to…but, please don’t act like they look all great, “for having kids”, or whatever else…they look flabby.
No, no, no…I’m sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for “celebrities”. I look better than this at the pool, and I’m 40, and I don’t think I look so great anymore, I would say I’ve let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are…yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn’t mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they’ve had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two…who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don’t have, and don’t have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to…but, please don’t act like they look all great, “for having kids”, or whatever else…they look flabby.
Hm, I didn’t know Brit was C-sectioned. I’ll bet Adnan sure appreciated it.
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I has had a epiphany and now know why Jamie Lynn let herself git knocked up with a girl child…
It’s so Britney’s boys’d have somethin to fuck as they grow up! It’s all in the family.
Incest is better than no-cest! Besides, in Looz-ee-ana that ain’t even illegal. It’s considered sex edu-ma-cation.
Compared to the crap Britney was going through a couple of years ago, this is great. It is good that those girls have each other to deal with fame, and motherhood. They look so cute with their babies in tow! Keep it up ladies!!
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Yeesh!
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Whatta coupluh country-ghetto pasture grazers, man.
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Those two twats were meant to be some Suthuhn neanderbillyies’ barefoot and pregnant bitches, chowin’ bon bons, watchin’ Oprah and FOX News and goin’ out to catch NASCAR.
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Fuckin’ chucklebilly tramps.
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