Britney can’t take K-Fed anywhere

tn_spears_fed3_cr.jpgWhen I settle in to watch a movie with my $25 worth of milk duds, superpretzels and watered down coke, I expect some goddamn peace and quiet. But of course, there’s always some tool talking on his cell phone. It turns out, that moron is Kevin Federline. Brit recently took the leech out for a matinee, only to find out their infant offspring has a longer attention span.