Bertney Looks Bootiful, Y’All

The Superficial / June 19, 2012

Here’s Britney Spears arriving at the X Factor auditions in Oakland yesterday, and you’d just assume someone who has an entire dressing room stuffed to the gills with fried chicken, potato salad and Snickers wouldn’t have to be held down in a make-up chair until the tranquilizer dart kicks in cancelling out the Pop Rocks she ate on the car ride over leaving 10 former Navy SEALs paralyzed in her sugar-fueled retard-strength wake. But here we are.

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