Bertney Looks Bootiful, Y’All

June 19th, 2012 // 114 Comments
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Here’s Britney Spears arriving at the X Factor auditions in Oakland yesterday, and you’d just assume someone who has an entire dressing room stuffed to the gills with fried chicken, potato salad and Snickers wouldn’t have to be held down in a make-up chair until the tranquilizer dart kicks in cancelling out the Pop Rocks she ate on the car ride over leaving 10 former Navy SEALs paralyzed in her sugar-fueled retard-strength wake. But here we are.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. How the mighty have fallen. Her body went to shit really quickly.

  2. tromba59

    Did they forget to close the casket?

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    Jasmin
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    Sylvia Browne after too many facelifts……………. !!!

  4. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    kris
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    beautiful girl

  5. Isn’t she only 30? she looks 10 years older!

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    Aryn
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    Jesus Christ, maybe being a woman this is more noticeable to me, but her eyebrows always look atrocious. How is it that you can have MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and nobody you hire will pluck your goddamn eyebrows for you. Get your shit together Brit.

    • impatient cat

      give her a break dude – she’s had handlers doing every last thing for her for years now…they must’ve fired the old makeup artist…or somethin’…oh, and it’s rare, but eyebrows can go nuts when you get zapped during mind control sessions – the body’s natural defense against the ol’ juice helmet

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    mbcl
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    surprised her teeth are white after all those doritos.

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    Misana
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    This is a good shot. I dunno if I would use the word stunning though.

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    mi
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    wanna fuck her

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    lola
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    I happy for being an Xtina’s fan. All she has to to is a diet. Her face is not destroyed like Britney’s face.

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    cami
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    although ugly, she s still beautiful:)

  12. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    cami
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    frumoasa

  13. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    cami
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    beautiful

  14. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    cami
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    beautiful as ever

  15. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Double, double toil and trouble.

  16. Tom Bell

    Too much bukkaki.

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    Ole
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    This dress is a size plus and what kind of bra is that?!?!?!

    • Raaaaaaaa

      as per new rules in her conservatorship brits is now allowed to pick her own outfits. considering she’s isn’t wearing a bib from a steakhouse and nothing else, i think she’s doing pretty well

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    ally
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    nagl

  19. Joe

    IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  20. I always crack up reading the retarded comments from the gay trolls and jealous pigs. Sure, time hasn’t been kind to her face, but a girl with that body would walk into any club and have guys all over her. I know it because I see it ALL the fucking time.

    Then again when you’re a 45 year old creep or a virgin living in your mom’s basement you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about.:)

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    impatient cat
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    i can’t say what I think about this pic…out of love…let’s just leave it at that ok!?

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    impatient cat
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    sad eyes, forced smile…and nice burn on the left foot…i’m at a loss

  23. JustinTimberlake

    I win.

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    lester
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    Bad lighting and angle you choose the worst pic and say she looks like shit She looks awsome in some of the pics. I’d certainly bang her from all angles

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    kkjkdjksjksjs
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    doesnt she know the term “tits up” actually means something? pull the nips up from the ground girl..and fire the makeup artist, hair stylist .. all of em

  26. The Sad Truth

    She’s like a tiger at the circus. Everyone cheers and laughs while she does a sad, soulless performance. Have you seen her concerts lately? I really don’t want to say it, but I think the only thing keeping her from killing herself at this point are her kids.

    She literally has no life. She’s just a money generator for the people who own her. Her parents have been whoring her out since she was a child. Even her new fiance gives me the creeps. I dont know what kind of contracts she signed when she was younger, but I’m guessing it involved some kind of masonic ritual signed with her own blood.

    • Anne

      I’m becoming more and more convinced that Walt Disney was a creepy Satanic fuckface. What if all those kids in the mickey mouse club were used for mind control experiments? I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. MK Ultra happened. That was real, and it wasn’t that long ago. Who knows what else is allowed to be done to people.

      All I know is that this woman is broken beyond recognition. I don’t even feel bad for all the mean comments because I know she’s probably not even allowed on the internet without supervision.

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    Brit Bitch
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    There’s only one way this can end: George has to take her into the woods and shoot her.

  28. CranAppleSnapple

    I love it when you call her Bertney. :D

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Holy crap it’s Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf. Look it up.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Careful, the wig is slipping off.

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