Here’s Every Single Crazy Face Bertney Made At The ‘X Factor’ Premiere

September 12th, 2012 // 111 Comments

Fun Fact: Shortly after Britney Spears just walked right off set during her first episode of X Factor, Simon Cowell secretly suffered a nervous breakdown that forced him to disappear for three weeks. Now imagine being in those shoes and coming back to see each and every one of these faces you paid $15 million for. I’d Tony Scott it right there on the red carpet. People walking be would be like, “Wow, there wasn’t even a bridge here. What a strangely handsome magician.”

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  1. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    what the huh?
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    ok, he can put his penis there, i just hope it dont hurt

  2. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    what the huh?
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    it didnt hurt!!! he put his penis there and it didnt hurt!!!

  3. Blech

    ‘Bertney’. Hee hee hee.

  4. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Blech
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    Is this a side effect of Ability?

  5. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey remember when for 3/4 years the media had us all convinced this was the hottest thing you could stick a penis into? Good times, huh.

  6. Has anybody told her she looks like someone hit her in the face with a dull axe?
    And her forehead is huge i’m waiting for Shawn White to do a Olly off it.
    Lip-syncing does not save her from being frogged in the throat from roadies in the back .

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    RisingDragonFist
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    Where is Professor Bunsen Honeydew?
    Meep.

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    bodyform
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    I don’t believe she knows how to write, not after seeing her holding a pen like this

  9. jc

    Simon is a frickin’ Genius, putting these two (Britney and Demi) on the show!….it’s going to be totally off the chain…wait and see!

    • What an idiot

      Oh, you’re absolutely, definitely, completely, totally, 100% right. Because if anyone is qualified to judge someone else’s talent, it’s definitely Britney “I’m insane and I can’t sing without autotune computer program correcting my off pitch caterwalling” spears, and Demi “I haven’t done shit except go to rehab for being a cutter and punching out one of my backup dancers when I was completely coked out” lovato. Most qualified people to judge other peoples talent EVER!

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Call Simon and tell him Britney needs to be walked.

  11. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    bernard
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    she’s crop dusting-
    dudes just got a whiff

  12. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    lily
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    i love this trainwreck

  13. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    lily
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    hard to believe this is the same girl from the baby one more time video. time is not treating ms spears well

  14. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    bernard
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    here i stand so broken hearted
    had to poot but then i sharted

  15. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    HooHa
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    1. Brow pencil 2. Bangs 3. If you feel like a little Botox, I think you’re definitely ready for it. There ya go, Bertney! 3 really simple and cheap fixes for your perma-derp face these days – yw!

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    Alpha Female
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    LET HER RETIRE FOR FUCKS SAKE! The people who own and control her are fucking Satanic.

  17. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    downwithmuffins
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    ive been wondering when tom cruise would tranq her and put in a bag and make her his new braindead bride.. but then it hit me.. HE ALREADY TRIED.

    tom: and so, there are thousands of alien souls trapped inside you that you can only get out by marrying me and cleansing yourself by telling everyone your darkest most personal secrets and paying lots and lots of money! it worked for me and now i barely even like dicks! but dont you take your meds! psychiatrists are evil and poison you’
    britney: aliens…inside me? mah anti crazy pills make me crazy?? … AAAAAAAAAH *shaves head and beats cars with umbrellas* ‘get them ouuuuuuuuuuut’
    tom : …shit

  18. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    Erect
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    Remember right around 2000-2005 when this woman was just the fucking definition of hot? I mean Goddess of Love, supernova hot? That 2003 cover of Esquire she did still makes me fill my pants with cum every time I see it. Such a tragedy what’s happened since.

  19. Skeeter

    She’s crazy but I would still like to wreck her anus.

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Merch
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    NERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
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    Who the fuck are these two to judge anyone’s singing? Britney the auto-tune queen and Demi “has never done anything worth mentioning except bulimia and beating the shit out of her dancers” Lovato

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Simon Cowell The X Factor Premiere
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    “Brown. A blank page, or canvas. The challenge: bring order to the whole. Through design. Composition. Tension. Balance. Light. And harmony.”

    Just kidding: “So Ah just use this stick to write mah name?”

  23. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
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    “Look. I gots me a ‘Guest Judge’ pass. Ah’m a special guest. So special my pitcher’s on the card. Ain’t it a purty pitcher o’ me? That’s how nice they treat guests here.” (Note: Britney does not know what “guest” means.)

  24. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
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    Not pictured: the mountain lion that was about to attack, but backed off at this sight. (“Ah learnt it from The Simpsons!”)

  25. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    mbcl
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    “I plum forgots how to write ma name”

  26. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    mbcl
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    “Yay I’m done signing my name and it only took 2 hours”

  27. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    mbcl
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    photobombed by Telly Savalas

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    mbcl
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    “I got doodie hands”

  29. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    mbcl
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    “Ummm Brit I think you spelled your name wrong”

  30. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
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    Ok, that one is almost human.

  31. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Mr. Awesomepants
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    Oh shit, she sees a taco bell! RUN BEFORE THE TRAMPLE BEGINS!

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    Ronaldo
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    Where is the behind shot? come on….

  33. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
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    Demi: OH MY GOD I AGREE!! Lexapro IS the best! Zoloft just didn’t do it for me.

    Britney: What are we doing here again?

  34. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
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    SEE TINY ME?!

  35. What an idiot

    Nice facial expressions she’s making; it’s like an album entitled “The Faces of Dumbass”. You can just about hear the thoughts going around in her head: “Hey y’all, where’s mah KFC & mountain dew? Hey, them’s lots o’ peoples here; I wonders if they’d like ta see mah bergina…”

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    thundecunt
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    she actually looks ok here.

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    Deva
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    “I ferted”

  38. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    OK, I’m on all fours. Is this another casting couch thing?

  39. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    She has a chipped front tooth! Is that from opening up beer bottles with her teeth again?

  40. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    salavation
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    I thought we weren’t supposed to take bad pictures of Beyonce anymore.

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