Here’s Every Single Crazy Face Bertney Made At The ‘X Factor’ Premiere

September 12th, 2012 // 111 Comments

Fun Fact: Shortly after Britney Spears just walked right off set during her first episode of X Factor, Simon Cowell secretly suffered a nervous breakdown that forced him to disappear for three weeks. Now imagine being in those shoes and coming back to see each and every one of these faces you paid $15 million for. I’d Tony Scott it right there on the red carpet. People walking be would be like, “Wow, there wasn’t even a bridge here. What a strangely handsome magician.”

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  1. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Good God, lady

  2. kimmykimkim

    Somebody seriously needs to make a gif out of these. Like, today. Get on that, smart people.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Jesus – taking BATSHIT CRAZY to entirely new levels.

  4. Annie

    Dance, monkey! Dance! Show personality, which is at the moment inhibited by the drugs you desperately need to take so you don’t shave your head again. Smile a lot, smile wide! Be derpy! That’s adorable! Show you want to be there eventhough you don’t have a choice!

    I seriously feel bad for Britney. She’s not into this anymore yet here we are. More million dollar deals, more forced appearances all to benefit the army of people that feed off her brand, and that super fertile good for nothing exhusband who might as well have won the lottery just for coming inside of her.

    And then everyone cries when they die of a drug related coma and call it a tragedy and a huge loss while executives salivate at the prospect of a new wave of sales of their music. At least MJ’s doctor lost his license but count how many people are still living off of him.

    TL;DR – don’t mock Britney. She’s an exploited mentally ill woman.

    • Meh… she signed up for this shit. And she still gets paid way more than the (Britney-a-parallel-universe) batshit crazy single mom that collects trolleys at Walmart.

      • yellowman

        Addendum: she didn’t “sign up for this shit.” She was “guided” by her parents at a very early age (look up her “Star Search” appearance), and sold to Disney.

    • yellowman

      Well put, Annie – I’d ‘thumbs-up’ but it’s broken.

      Bootology: you’re a moron. I’d ‘thumbs-down’ but it’s broken.

      This poor mind-controlled money machine would be much better off working at Wal-Mart than having an army of evil parasites sucking her teats her entire life, which will likely be tragically shortened like so many before her.

      • You must be new here. This isn’t SaveBritney.com…

        Your tears aren’t helping. If you want to do something constructive, ask your supervisor if you can get a few shifts for Britney down at the Shop N Save.

  5. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    Crissy
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    Why dont they paint some fucking eyebrows on this mofo?!!! Agh!

  6. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Ari
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    Why OH WHY didn’t you add some funny captions to these. They’re BEGGING TO HAVE CAPTIONS

  7. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    I would still do her in the balloon knot.

  8. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Aryn
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    Has there been any empirical evidence to prove that spear’s ISN’T in fact mentally retarded?

  9. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    Crissy
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    Jason: “Oh Brit, no, don’t make THAT face, oh honey no, stop it!”

  10. lolwut

    Lazy post. My 6 year old can successfully lampoon poor Britney. It’s just too easy. Hey, everybody, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Britney is batshit! Woohoo. Go back to the Kardashian Klan — they’re evil. Britney is just sad.

  11. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    I was this happy too when I could write my name in concrete. Granted, I was 6 years old.

  12. I bet even Ed Hardy thinks that dress is too douche-y.

  13. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    UJ
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    They even auto-tune their faces to match expressions

  14. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    UJ
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    Again with the facial auto-tune. Same expression!

  15. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    UJ
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    Britney got auto-derped!

  16. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    “hmmm, this stuff smells lak carmel, looks lak carmel, feels lak carmel, the second they stop lookin’ at me, amma fand out if it taysts lak carmel.”

  17. elephantman

    Friggin retarded!

  18. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    “First ah luk right…”

  19. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    CrashHell
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    This reminds me of those Christian Bale promo shoots for American Psycho, where he is covered in blood making that same effortless face…

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
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    “Don’t dip snuff.”

  21. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    “…then ah luk left. Dagnabit, they all still lookin’ at me, I aint gonna fand out if this is carmel seement ah got may hands on. I wonder if they’d take back that 15 million they paid me for a truck full of carmel seement…”

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “You think your the craziest hillbilly in Tinseltown? Face my bipolar rage, Miley Cyrus!”

  23. Dan Quayle

    she fat

  24. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    So for the “Dumb and Dumber” sexual the Lloyd and Harry got sex-changes and convinced Americans that they are qualified to judge people? Well played Hollywood, well played.

  25. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    At the end of this season it will be revealed that after the panic attack, Simon Cowell was replaced by Sacha Baron Cohen who in taking the Borat formula to a whole new level, was punking Americans on a massive scale.

  26. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
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    Sharted

  27. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    CIDM
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    she makes wonky crossed eyes look so natural and effortless

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    CIDM
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    just a stunning and natural beauty … takes my breath away

  29. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    rantatonne
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    If b + d = x. Then can we safely say that wiht the addition of Brit and Demi the X-Factor they are looking for this season is CRAZY?

  30. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    CIDM
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    ermged! I just shert merself.

  31. El Jefe

    It has to be depressing to be judged and have your entire future and career possibly in the hands of someone who can’t actually sing and is nothing more than a product of Auto Tune.

  32. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    How did her hair grow out so fast? Magic?

  33. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    It’s the X-Factor Premiere “Tard-Off” competition! Text those votes!

  34. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Simon Cowell The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “Dang! I cain’t never ‘member how to do a R!”

  35. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Why, no. I have no idea where Simon Cowell is. I most certainly did not eat him if that’s what you’re imply- *burp* Oh, god! I can feel him squirming down there . . . I mean, Simon who?”

  36. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  37. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    (Damn it…there he is again! Why is it every time I go to one of these events there’s a ten foot tall Bilbo Baggins in the crowd THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE??)

  38. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Britney Spears on all fours with her hands in what she thinks is chocolate cake. If the cameras weren’t on her, she’d be O-facing right now.

  39. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    HER: “Aw, shucks, Jason! I think I just pooped a li’l more!”

    HIM: “Mmm hmm, dear.”

  40. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Jason Trawick The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “I’ve made a huge mistake.” –Jason Trawick

  41. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yeah, uh, what station is this show on again? What do you mean ‘look behind you?’ That’s not a TV station, stupid!”

  42. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “No terlet paper in the john, y’all!”

  43. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    Mike
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    A million years in the future, in a local museum, terrans will see the fossilized imprints of BritSpearatosaurus, who once scavenged the lands eons ago.

  44. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
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    She has to hold her breath for as long as she’s in this position or the dress rips.

  45. Cock Dr

    She may have piles of cash but being stupid, drugged out and manipulated by all the men around her seems like a lousy way to go through life.

  46. Britney Spears Crazy Faces Demi Lovato The X Factor Premiere
    biff
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    As I was looking at these pics, all I could here was a good ol’ fashion banjo pickin’ tune

  47. JentheBod

    Is it just me or has her forehead grown exponentially?

  48. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, if I am not mistaken, Bertney has trademarked this face. I suggest you a TM somewhere to avoid being sued.

  49. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Christ Aguilera
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    Holy neck tendon.

  50. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    what the huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    that guy behind me is gonna put his penis where????

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