And Now Back To America’s Royalty: BERTNEY!
I’ve often wondered how they manage to coax Britney Spears onto a red carpet without fried chicken hanging in the background, and today I found out the answer: Jason Trawick arrives to each event with a puppy hidden in his jacket which means every single one of these faces is, “Be good and ah getta puppy. Be good and ah getta puppy. Be good and ah getta puppy.” As for how her mansion isn’t overrun with tiny dogs, FACT: McDonald’s Sweet ‘N Sour sauce tastes awesome on everything. Everything.