I’ve often wondered how they manage to coax Britney Spears onto a red carpet without fried chicken hanging in the background, and today I found out the answer: Jason Trawick arrives to each event with a puppy hidden in his jacket which means every single one of these faces is, “Be good and ah getta puppy. Be good and ah getta puppy. Be good and ah getta puppy.” As for how her mansion isn’t overrun with tiny dogs, FACT: McDonald’s Sweet ‘N Sour sauce tastes awesome on everything. Everything.
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“Ms. Spears, could you take two steps to the left, please?”
“I’m sorry, y’all. I don’t know math.”
she always looks scared, dumbstruck or lost. what kind of psychotropic drugs is she on??
Probably antipsychotics and antidepressants. To me she just looks damned uncomfortable here. She has to stand and make faces or something. It’s ok when she’s on-stage performing and can lip-synch ?
Probably lots. Her family and handlers probably shovel them down her throat to keep her from committing suicide so they can keep her as a cash cow.
If her fans loved her, they’d stop supporting it all-together. Stop buying her music, stop going to her concerts, boycott this woman for HER sake.
And to prove Simons ventriloquist skills, he will now drink a cup of water.
Yeaaah, this is the way ah look now…sarry y’all.
No, Britney! Just stand there. Why?! Damn it, she’s becoming self-aware again. Increase her dosage!
probably some sort of mood stabilizer and antipsychotic combo. but she’s got an ECT look to her.
This type of meds and ECT does tend to give you that “stunned” look, and rather vacant in the eyes. Take it from a former mental health worker.
worker / patient, ain’t nobody judgin’, son.
LOL, worker, with depression and PTSD sufferers. Jack Ketch is a girl, might as well come clean.
Why do so many of the women around here have male usenames? I bet Hugh G. Rection is a woman too.
to keep you from jerking off over their posts.
A futile effort. Nothing can stop me.
The face she usually makes 5 seconds before her medication stops working and she starts humping someone’s leg.
Years ago I bought my niece a watch that played, “oops I did it again” when you hit a button. She loved it.
She’s looking good in these.
I’m assuming your niece was probably an adolescent all those years ago, so her lack of taste is, shall we say, forgivable.
However, there is no excuse for yours.
I bet your sibling still despises you for buying their kid that annoying fucking watch and forcing them to listen to that insipid song 10,000 times.
CONKY LIVES!! (see Trail Park Boys on Netflix, so you know).
*Trailer
For all you spelling nazi’s.
Nazis, without the apostrophe, dolt.
J-Roc is the best character, ma-fucka
Rockpile reprazent gnomesayin!
“CONNKY, THIS IS FAACKED!!”
“you are now now rockin’ with double chin and saggy tits”
Got a Yorkie…expected the Taco Bell chihuahua…is not amused.
“hey, hey, HEY”
is that a KFC?
Does Simon have a candy cane hanging from his crotch?
What is that? Gum? Human flesh? The souls of those who work for her?
I see two colours in her mouth, and neither look like they should be there.
Why yes my gum is Buffalo Wing flavored.
with gravy
fer me?
derp!
Lindsay ain’t got nuttin y’all, I took it this fer afor I was a chokin’
I want to bang the craziness out of her ass.
Many men have died trying.
He’s slowly morphing into that “Son I am dissappoint” guy.
Seems she is incapable of taking a decent photo anymore.
She is incapable of a LOT of things these days.
It would be great if she would put out a tape of her taking it in the butt.
Yes it would!
It would’ve been great 10 years ago.
Just how the Hell does the once Hottest Woman on the planet turn into someone who looks like she’s always half a fart away from shooting Vanillan FroYo out her nose?
Three little words: Kevin Federline’s Dick.
Looks more like Federline’s diet and exercise regimen got her.
So sad, I have never seen someone who is so totally dead inside.
I’d love to do coke with this chick while she’s doing my cock.
Superficial Photo Boy missed her ankles due to that Photoboy might had been thinking about Jon Hammmm sexy penis
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you are all lovely people.
That poor little sacrifice.
Ah well, the shelters are full of ‘em.
I don’t think that dog is real.
They tell her it’s real though. It gets the job done without the need to actually scoop up little genuine dog turds.
The only part of her that hasn’t been ravaged by age, psychosis and child birth is her ass which is still 11 out of 10. Britney + anal porn = bigger than jesus and elvis combined.
But seriously she needs to be committed. She is seriously unbalanced. She hasn’t taken a picture in over a decade where she wasn’t making an idiotic face or giving crazy eyes.
Did she take her implants out?
That dress is hideous.
Well, her teeth look nice.
Simon is NOT aging well.
Well, her weave looks nice.
When will she have money enough to retire and leave all this.. ‘on stage and with her best behavior to please her fans’.. sadness behind her?
Oh I get it. Because she’s Southern you’re going to ignore the hotness and mispronounce her name. Blue state people are soooo witty.
Steve is still sad about the civil war.
Hey, ain’t you that feller from that t.v. show? You look f’milar.
She’s 5000 times hotter than any of you lot if you had 100 photographers in your face flashing the camera every millisecond!
Stay pressed everyone!