It’s The Video For Britney Spears ‘Work Bitch’

October 2nd, 2013 // 24 Comments
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Here’s the official video for Britney Spears latest single “Work Bitch” whose promotion has been a goddamn Photoshop smorgasbord of trickery and deception. On top of that, we’re supposed to believe Britney learned to use a bullwhip which means she’s capable of learning a trade and should have the opportunity to feel useful by bagging groceries and/or greeting people at Walmart instead of being used like a circus animal by her dad because he’s not fooling anybody. Christ, one of her dance moves is just standing in a doorway! They’re not even trying anymore. “Y’all got whatcha need cause I’m gonna let her run around out back. Haha! She loves them squirrels, don’tcha, girl? Go on, git.”

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  1. Laura

    She’s a puppet.

  2. She looks better here than she has in years.

  3. Cock Dr

    Useful for aerobics class….that’s about the nicest thing I can say about it.
    Her songs all sound the same.

  4. People actually pay for this garbage?

  5. Chris

    C’mon….that’s noise. I always lean hard towards trying to repsect other peoples tastes as long as they respect mine but that shit is just fuckin garbage.

  6. You should have written, “goddamn Photoshop and Autotune smorgasbord of trickery and deception.”

  7. I haven’t seen a Brittney Spears video since she turned legal age…I don’t see any reason to murder that memory.

  8. geneva

    Looks almost believable.

  9. Frank Burns

    It looks like a perfume commercial merged with a car commercial merged with a Cher impersonator convention at a bondage club. Please, just take the nice bipolar lady to Starbucks then let her go home to her children.

  10. Bane

    Let’s see. Auto-tune voice and no actually muscial instruments used.

    Yep, it’s a new Britney song.

  11. The only people working are the Photoshop people. This bitch hasn’t worked in years.

  12. Inner Retard

    I am thoroughly impressed… that they could make her look this good in such a bad “song”.

  13. me

    BRING IN THE FEMBOTS!!!

  14. cc

    I can’t believe that she’s trying to reassert herself into popular music. Sorry honey but there are younger, twattier models out now.

  15. Yeah

    She’s actually sort of dancing? They must have her on new meds.

  16. brick

    So Rolling Stone calls this video Flawless…the same magazine that put that twerking mindless beeotch on the cover last week. I think I have officially outgrown RS.

  17. AnnaD.

    That was too long for a Lamborghini commercial. Also made me NOT want a Lamborghini.

  18. She will lip-sync this in her concerts and still people will argue that she is singing it live.

  19. anonym

    This does not qualify as music.

    The worst singers, e.g. rihanna, britney, are making the most money.

  20. Really?

    Why does she sound British in the opening lyrics?

  21. Eventually her song titles and lyrics will just be written using Google’s predictive search results for maximum linkbait value.

  22. Come check out my new album Work From Home Bitch Better Have My Money!

  23. George

    Typical boring Britney vid.

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