It’s The Video For Britney Spears ‘Work Bitch’

Here’s the official video for Britney Spears latest single “Work Bitch” whose promotion has been a goddamn Photoshop smorgasbord of trickery and deception. On top of that, we’re supposed to believe Britney learned to use a bullwhip which means she’s capable of learning a trade and should have the opportunity to feel useful by bagging groceries and/or greeting people at Walmart instead of being used like a circus animal by her dad because he’s not fooling anybody. Christ, one of her dance moves is just standing in a doorway! They’re not even trying anymore. “Y’all got whatcha need cause I’m gonna let her run around out back. Haha! She loves them squirrels, don’tcha, girl? Go on, git.”