This New Video Almost Makes It Look Like Britney Spears Knows She’s In It. Almost.

Here’s Britney Spears starring in’s new video for “Scream & Shout” and by starring I mean they managed to get her to say ten words before giving up and literally just used some British chick to say the rest. It’s like her people only signed on provided she didn’t have to move below the waist or do anything more choreographed then wave her arms around and even that probably involved tense negotiations.

“So what can she do?”
“How do I put this… We’re not guaranteeing she won’t eat her outfit.”
“But I still get to wear the King hat, right?!”
Shut up, Will.