Not unlike that time my mom “accidentally” left me at a Jamesway from 1988 to 1992, Britney Spears was allowed to wander the Westfield Mall in Los Angeles without supervision yesterday. Granted, a bodyguard could be off-camera holding a trash bag full of Auntie Anne pretzels to lure her back to the car, I can’t help but feel uncomfortable that innocent bystanders might’ve been sexually harassed for an Orange Julius. Look, I don’t know want to get into class warfare here, but why put people at risk just to let a wealthy pop singer feel like she’s not a mentally handicapped ATM? There could’ve been children at that mall. Children who don’t need to know what a “bergina” is until their parents feel it’s time to teach them it’s a special crawl space for daddies, not a soda machine.
Photos: Flynet
Really?
“Famous person photographed doing nothing” is headline worthy now?
Agree. While the commentary, as always, is hilarious, Britney Spears walking around a mall is not news.
Very weak. This site sucks balls. Photos of the 288th hottest girl in the mall…oh wait, that’s Britney Spears. Yes, very newsworthy.
nobody’s forcing you to come to this site if you think it sucks balls, mr. natural. :(
Fish loves Brit Brit looking sloppy, braless & retarded.
It’s his bread & butter and he seldom has to go hungry.
mmmm…good finger.
pic 10 looks like she has a job killer on her neck…
She can supervise me any day she wants. We know the more mentally unstable they are, the bigger freaks they are in the sack.
To a point, but at some stage you know they’re gonna hallucinate your penis is in fact an evil snake demon coming to destroy the world, and biting the head off is the only way it can be killed.
“Ok… I’m pretty sure the fried chicken is this way, but the frappuccinos are on the other way….. hum… what to do? Got it! I’m gonna go to this barbershop just there and shave my head!!! hehe I’m a genius… you are not gonna get me, you diabolic architect of this mall!!!”
It was funny until diabolic was used. No way a 5 year old knows that word. Or architiect.
Most waitresses in Los Angeles wish they were rich and famous. Brit is rich and famous but dresses like a waitress.
Who dresses this woman?
She shops at Wal-Mart, what do you expect? :-)
…she’s trying to figure what store she left ehr kids in again…
LOL
Dear God she is looking retarded now, like seriously,
I knew she was messed up but not to a retardation point, that actually makes me want her more, i would love for her to blow me and drool all over my balls,
I would love to take her adult diaper off, clean her butt of any poop and then F uck said butt, I would love to have sex with her now, seeing how she really is retarded, oh its a dream come true
you are so fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear God she is looking retarded now, like seriously,
I knew she was messed up but not to a retardation point, that actually makes me want her more, i would love for her to blow me and drool all over my balls,
I would love to take her adult diaper off, clean her butt of any poop and then F uck said butt, I would love to have sex with her now, seeing how she really is retarded, oh its a dream come true
ummm………WTF dude
Fucking weird! Dont let those thoughts out next time. Goddamn degenerate!
At least he had her take the diaper off first. That is what we call progress.
I’m sure he’d leave that diper shit for desert
Hahaha, do Jamesways even exist anymore?
Mmmmmm Orange Julius™ :))))))
**Sniffs her fingers** okay, I can still get a faint aroma of french fries … the food court is that way buttttt … i can smell this same aroma coming from … across the street? no … no … oh wait, fat man with grease stain on shirt just passed me, he smells like fries … he knows where they are … should I ask hi … mmmmmm my fingers taste like ketchup nom nom nom nom ….”
HAHAHAHA!
she looks a bit nervous.
I will always love you Britney!
She’s all dressed up trying to find Glamour Shots so she can get that sweet modeling gig her friends were telling her about.
Is she dumber than she looks? No, can’t be.
I don’t know why she always looks so confused,maybe she should try to comb her hair.That’s relaxing and makes you look better too.Just advice!
The thing most repeatedly heard from shitney while at the mall: “Wherebs da orangeg juliusb?”
She must be walking through the food court, she looks confused… “Oh geez ya’ll Panda Express is handin’ out samples but I love me some hot dog on a stick”
Caption – “Could one of y’all tell me where they sell them big cookies, you know the ones that are the size of these” *pulls up shirt*
HAHAHAAHAAA!
Sad, this used to be a human.
……..MOST FOLKS MUST HATE HER BY NOW.
C’mon guys. What woman wouldn’t look confused at the mall presented with multiply choices. I probably look like a lunatic when I shop, so are most of people. She looks normal here. Not in holliwood way normal cause she just looks like a girl who doesn’t puke her food. Why hating on her so much. Oh well, I know because she makes more money than all of you and your partners combined!
To judge by the get-up, she must’ve been shopping at Bergdorf’s.
I knew she’d end up like this. No one believed me.
They really got the Cash Cow medicated….
She’s always had a gorgeous face. Even here she look pretty just horribly put together.