Britney Spears Was Left Unsupervised

December 9th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Not unlike that time my mom “accidentally” left me at a Jamesway from 1988 to 1992, Britney Spears was allowed to wander the Westfield Mall in Los Angeles without supervision yesterday. Granted, a bodyguard could be off-camera holding a trash bag full of Auntie Anne pretzels to lure her back to the car, I can’t help but feel uncomfortable that innocent bystanders might’ve been sexually harassed for an Orange Julius. Look, I don’t know want to get into class warfare here, but why put people at risk just to let a wealthy pop singer feel like she’s not a mentally handicapped ATM? There could’ve been children at that mall. Children who don’t need to know what a “bergina” is until their parents feel it’s time to teach them it’s a special crawl space for daddies, not a soda machine.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. McFeely Smackup

    Really?

    “Famous person photographed doing nothing” is headline worthy now?

    • Sizzle

      Agree. While the commentary, as always, is hilarious, Britney Spears walking around a mall is not news.

      • Mr. Natural

        Very weak. This site sucks balls. Photos of the 288th hottest girl in the mall…oh wait, that’s Britney Spears. Yes, very newsworthy.

      • c

        nobody’s forcing you to come to this site if you think it sucks balls, mr. natural. :(

  2. Cock Dr

    Fish loves Brit Brit looking sloppy, braless & retarded.
    It’s his bread & butter and he seldom has to go hungry.

  3. Britney Spears
    LIly
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm…good finger.

  4. pic 10 looks like she has a job killer on her neck…

  5. Robert Acquafresca

    She can supervise me any day she wants. We know the more mentally unstable they are, the bigger freaks they are in the sack.

    • fap

      To a point, but at some stage you know they’re gonna hallucinate your penis is in fact an evil snake demon coming to destroy the world, and biting the head off is the only way it can be killed.

  6. G

    “Ok… I’m pretty sure the fried chicken is this way, but the frappuccinos are on the other way….. hum… what to do? Got it! I’m gonna go to this barbershop just there and shave my head!!! hehe I’m a genius… you are not gonna get me, you diabolic architect of this mall!!!”

  7. anon

    Most waitresses in Los Angeles wish they were rich and famous. Brit is rich and famous but dresses like a waitress.

  8. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Who dresses this woman?

  9. …she’s trying to figure what store she left ehr kids in again…

  10. james

    Dear God she is looking retarded now, like seriously,
    I knew she was messed up but not to a retardation point, that actually makes me want her more, i would love for her to blow me and drool all over my balls,
    I would love to take her adult diaper off, clean her butt of any poop and then F uck said butt, I would love to have sex with her now, seeing how she really is retarded, oh its a dream come true

  11. marios

    Dear God she is looking retarded now, like seriously,
    I knew she was messed up but not to a retardation point, that actually makes me want her more, i would love for her to blow me and drool all over my balls,
    I would love to take her adult diaper off, clean her butt of any poop and then F uck said butt, I would love to have sex with her now, seeing how she really is retarded, oh its a dream come true

  12. Daryl G.

    Hahaha, do Jamesways even exist anymore?

  13. Mmmmmm Orange Julius™ :))))))

  14. **Sniffs her fingers** okay, I can still get a faint aroma of french fries … the food court is that way buttttt … i can smell this same aroma coming from … across the street? no … no … oh wait, fat man with grease stain on shirt just passed me, he smells like fries … he knows where they are … should I ask hi … mmmmmm my fingers taste like ketchup nom nom nom nom ….”

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks a bit nervous.

  16. Britney Spears
    ferlo
    Commented on this photo:

    I will always love you Britney!

  17. She’s all dressed up trying to find Glamour Shots so she can get that sweet modeling gig her friends were telling her about.

  18. jojo

    Is she dumber than she looks? No, can’t be.

  19. nonminti

    I don’t know why she always looks so confused,maybe she should try to comb her hair.That’s relaxing and makes you look better too.Just advice!

  20. What a dumbass

    The thing most repeatedly heard from shitney while at the mall: “Wherebs da orangeg juliusb?”

  21. She must be walking through the food court, she looks confused… “Oh geez ya’ll Panda Express is handin’ out samples but I love me some hot dog on a stick”

  22. Dankin

    Caption – “Could one of y’all tell me where they sell them big cookies, you know the ones that are the size of these” *pulls up shirt*

  23. Naked Chicks Rule

    Sad, this used to be a human.

  24. wim

    ……..MOST FOLKS MUST HATE HER BY NOW.

  25. Doc Schweinstrudel

    C’mon guys. What woman wouldn’t look confused at the mall presented with multiply choices. I probably look like a lunatic when I shop, so are most of people. She looks normal here. Not in holliwood way normal cause she just looks like a girl who doesn’t puke her food. Why hating on her so much. Oh well, I know because she makes more money than all of you and your partners combined!

  26. Britney Spears
    Dutch Bag
    Commented on this photo:

    To judge by the get-up, she must’ve been shopping at Bergdorf’s.

  27. Joe Blow

    I knew she’d end up like this. No one believed me.

  28. What???

    They really got the Cash Cow medicated….

  29. Mrs. Nick Jonas

    She’s always had a gorgeous face. Even here she look pretty just horribly put together.

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