Britney Spears Was Crazy Because Of Meth, Says Least Credible Person Ever

October 19th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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“Malcolm Middle’s dad done gimme the good shit, y’all! YEE-HAW!”

In 2008, I’m almost positive I spent entire months writing about nothing but Britney Spears and her “manager” Sam Lutfi who would eventually be forcibly removed from her life by her father Jamie Spears after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to hand over her kids to Kevin Federline until the SWAT Team arrived. Later, her mother Lynne would accuse Sam of crushing pills into Britney’s food and drinks (Adderall-laced Furnch Fries were always her weakness.) which brings us to yesterday’s court proceedings where Sam is suing Britney for not paying him for his time as her “manager” and her parents for defamation. TMZ reports:

Sam’s lawyer, Joseph Schleimer, admitted in opening statements … Sam used Adderall (an amphetamine) for ADD, but he was adamant, Sam never gave her the drug.
And Schleimer claimed, Sam repeatedly told Britney she needed to get off drugs, to no avail. Schleimer says Sam wanted to bring a new team in — he called it “the varsity team” — to help save her.
And Schleimer says in an attempt to clean Brit’s house of drugs, he brought in a drug-sniffing dog and found a baggie of crystal meth.

Sam’s lawyer also claims Britney shaved her head to hide her drug use, except that contradicts what Sam told TMZ in 2010 when he was long removed from her life:

TMZ shot video of Lutfi back in 2010, and we asked him about the incident. Sam NEVER said anything about drugs. To the contrary, he told our photog he thought Britney shaving her head was “a cool thing … somebody expressing their artistic side.”
Lutfi went on … “I think she was just expressing her independence and her freedom … there’s nothing wrong with Britney. She’s awesome.”

Here’s the deal, while Sam Lutfi is clearly an opportunistic lying shitbag who through sheer luck managed to find himself into a position to pump drugs into a bipolar gravy train who couldn’t tell you what year it is if you strapped a calendar to her feedbag, her parents are also sucking off that gravy train by continually forcing her onstage and into creepy arranged marriages even though they basically had the state of California legally declare her retarded. Granted, they’re going to win this case considering the judge repeatedly warned Sam’s lawyers that they can’t just make shit up and have to provide this thing called evidence, at the end of the day, the real loser is still Britney. Unless they take her for a Happy Meal afterwards then it’s a wash. “Mama, dada, why Mr. Jason always want to touch mah parts? Ooh! Scooby Doo pails!”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. The sad story of one of the biggest pop stars in history.

    Is there anybody out there that is surprised that Britney was high off her ass during her infamous meltdown? The saddest part is that no matter what happens her parents will continue to whore her out to make money when it’s over. They probably started working on Jamie Lynn’s baby already. she’s gonna be huge in 15 years.

  2. Jon

    Scary.. holy shit.

  3. judgingyou

    Jesus Christ that man is scum. I just feel sorry for her on a human level (I was surprised too) and now I feel guilty when I make fun of her, it sucks.

  4. This man is not credible whatsoever. But, it still COULD be true. But, it very likely could not be. Regardless, she seems better now, so does it really matter?

  5. Clearly this photo is from this year. She did not look well at all in 2007.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    I caught a bit of whatever shitty talent show she is a judge on the other day. So she tells these two Bieber looking shits that they are going home and then she goes to hug them and doesn’t even squash titties on those kids. This weird three feet away hug. I mean, come on Brit. Press those cockeyed titties into those damn 13 year boys, you made them cry for fuck’s sake.

  7. kimmykimkim

    Bitch is fucking trash and only trashy people do meth. That is fucking disgusting.

  8. What an idiot


  9. Arlene

    God, I miss the crazy Britney days. You never knew what she was going to do next. Lay down on the sidewalk and start crying, or shave her head. Now she’s just a boring, fat, doped up, dumbass hick controlled by her parents. Ah, I long for the good old days.

  10. Mike

    Sam Lutfi is a piece of maggot shit, he is NOBODY another dirty leb or whatever go kill yourself Sam your a piece of garbage. go away.

  11. inkydink

    Sam Lufti is human garbage. He gave Britney the drugs and all he wants is to get money from her. POS. Drop dead and leave the poor woman alone. Britney has enough problems without your greedy shit.

  12. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Holy crap it’s Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf. Look it up.

  13. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Careful, the wig is slipping off.

  14. “Mama, dada, why Mr. Jason always want to touch mah parts?”
    “Well, darlin’, that’s ‘cuz your parts is more prettier than most other folks’s. And rumor has it that touching your little man in the boat a few times gets you all happy ‘n’ feelin’ real good so ya makes more moneys.”

  15. Mama Pinkus

    I am glad to see her looking healthy and happy and I wish the same for Lindsay.

  16. bitingontinfoil

    Completey believable – also believe he supplied it. As for her looking “healthy and happy” – that’s the meds dulling her brain. She looks absolutely brain dea on the Xfactor and over-medicated.

  17. Vanessa

    I find this offensive, I am bipolar and take medications and am not drugged out or unable to take care of myself. People need to stop stereotyping people with mental illness. Britney was clearly manic during her breakdowns, but bipolar disorder can be treated and taking meds to treat yourself does not mean you are a zombie or unable to make decisions for yourself.

    • Burt

      I think there was more to it than mental disorder with her, tough. Wouldn’t you agree that many people who suffer from bipolar disorder self-medicate with alcohol and other drugs before they are diagnosed and sometimes after? I know someone who’s been doing so with marijuana. He’s an insufferable cunt because of it.

      • Vanessa

        As a bipolar person, and knowing 3 other bipolar people none of us have ever used drugs or alcohol to self medicate. I am not going to lie and say that it is not more common among those with mental illness, but it is not universally true. I think Britney was probably also on drugs, but people can act just as bad as her while not on drugs and only being manic. I don’t agree that she seems drugged up now, I think she is healthy and is taking care of herself. As far as the conservatorship, someone who has had the level of fame she has had since they were a teenager as well as being mentally ill may have trouble taking care of themselves and their money. I think she is very lucky to have parents who support her and I wish her well.

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