Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Lawyer

March 9th, 2011 // 178 Comments

Britney Spears appears in the newest issue of OUT where she answers a series of questions ranging from her favorite way to relax to the worst advice record producers ever gave her. I posted some choice answers below which I should point out were all answered over e-mail (Read: By a publicist.) and explains how Britney understood such concepts as reincarnation and more impressively, her own name:

Assuming reincarnation exists, in a previous life I think I was…
Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter.

Assuming reincarnation exists, in my next life I’d life to be…
A bird, so I can fly.

My idea of hell is…
Being on a diet.

If you hadn’t become a superstar, what career do you think you would have chosen?
I was in seventh grade and it was career day and I remember thinking that I wanted to be an entertainment lawyer. I always knew I would be in this business somehow. I think this path worked out way better.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

Lady Gaga is…
Unique.

Christina Aguilera is…
Truly talented.

Britney Spears is…
ME!

WHEEE!! *clap clap clap clap* (Sorry. Just trying to recreate the scene.)

Photos: OUT

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  1. Bad boner! Bad boner! Sit!

  2. Britney Spears
    This girl can be hot
    Commented on this photo:

    I think if Britney could do it without a single word of criticism and without any damage to her career, she’d love to do a photoshoot spread-eagled and completely nude.

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    Queequeg
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s some beef on the hoof here.

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    shemponymous
    Commented on this photo:

    why hasn’t anyone commented on the weirdddddd goddamned stretched neck in pic #2? It looks like her head is trying to detach from her body…

  5. dittodoodoo

    that’ a weird & overly-long neck in photo #2. fuggin scary…

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    barney
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to start at her toes and slowly lick my way down her great looking leg onto her amazing toned muscular thigh right into her beautiful ASS where i could take my time licking and eating it..And yes I would love having my face deep in her hot Ass.

  7. Itsmeagain

    Dont get excited people shes just trying to lick the bbq sauce off of her knee.

  8. M

    I’m pretty sure her publicist wrote all of it and laughed so hard when every word of it got published

  9. Larry Frazier

    does anything think this is hot anymore? just look at those roots.

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