With a dressing room stocked full of fried chicken, tater salad and all the Doritos a girl can eat hanging in the balance, you’d just assume Britney Spears would take her first day as an X Factor judge very seriously. (You keep saying she’s also getting paid $15 million like that means something. I don’t get it.) Instead she walked off in the middle of an audition which is exactly why Simon banned candy wrappers from being on set. “She can bloody smell them, you twits!” TMZ reports:
Britney Spears walked off the set of “X Factor” moments ago … and according to several people in the audience, she was upset after a contestant butchered her song, “Hold It Against Me.”
Britney did not come back immediately … and four contestants auditioned in front of the remaining judges … and an empty seat.
Ha! I like how they pretended she can recognize her own songs. But, seriously, how the hell did they expect this to go down? You’re dealing with a woman has a set routine every afternoon of chocolate milk, one episode of SpongeBob (Two if she doesn’t let her kids play with the garbage disposal again.) then naptime. You interrupt that schedule and you might as well forget getting her to sit still during dinner. That’s your funeral, bub.
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Guess I’m just a cheap whore, $15 million would keep MY ass on the do-nothing job.
For that kind of money, they can butcher my songs, insult my mother, piss in my direction, and kick my dog.
hahahaha omg me too
Everything you said except for kicking the dog. Nobody fucks with my dog.
So I guess she held it against them? ZING! POW!
This doesn’t sound like her. I mean, was the contestant trying to make the song look dumb or was he actually trying? Cause that’s kinda mean of her..
Like Fish said, what did they expect? Spears has spent the last many years of her life isolated and medicated, with her dad calling the shots. Any kind of stress is going to push her into an tantrum or other over-reaction.
I guess you’re right. I was just kinda hoping she’d pull it together…since it’s kind of like proving herself. But I guess she screwed that one up real quick!
Hey Ya’ll! I’m first!
Walked off? Or lumbered off?
In other shocking news, Lindsay Lohan screws up production of “Liz and Dick” by failing to show up on time, missing days of production, showing up inebriated, getting into fights with fellow castmembers, and ultimately being arrested for crashing her car into a busload of nuns while snorting a line of coke off the steering wheel.
How is it possible to butcher that song? Has she not heard this song? Unmedicated? Not in a Dorito stupor?
What’s with all the food jokes? She looks pretty good to me.
She was probably pissed that the contestant did a better job with the song.
…and the contestant didn’t use autotune.
And this is a surprise? She is more fucked up than Paula Abdul.
Exactly. How did Simon think he was getting someone more, um, “able” in Britney over Paula?
When you complain about somebody butchering your song, you get upset and walk off the stage. When you walk off the stage, you fall down the stairs and somebody captures it on their phone and posts the video to YouTube. When you see your video on YouTube, you notice you forgot to wear panties that morning and your slippery baby maker is on display for the whole world to see. Don’t put your slippery baby maker on display for the whole world to see. Get Direct TV.
Someone wants to be the most important person on the internet real bad!
they still haven’t paid me for the other times, the cheap so and so’s.
I would ask “what the fuck were they thinking hiring her” but I suspect this is exactly what they wanted. Britney Spears has been a joke and total has been for years now. Hiring her had to be a calculated moved on X Factors part.
And an FYI to everyone. Clicking on that photo of Jennifer Lopez in the Buzz Worthy section to me to a site that tried to download a virus on my computer. Of all the sites I surf The Superficial is the one that has tried to fuck my computer up the most.
I’m guessing she ate all the Fried Chicken and Potato Salad, put the Diet Coke in the Pick’em up, and drove home brandishing an umbrella out the window.
I just came.
She discovered they were Cool Ranch Doritos and not Barbeque.
Well that did not take long.
Actually, the contestant sang the ‘Oscar Meyer Wiener’ song – Bertney lost it and ran to HEB.
She didn’t get mad about someone other than her butchering one of her songs, she clearly thought the flags in the background were giant pieces of bacon.
The other judges were heard to say that the offending performer gave the ‘most accurate to the original’ rendition of any song ever attempted in any singing competition, ever. Ever.
Is it just me, or do those flags behind her head look like large strips of sizzling bacon?
Well played…
I small part of me still believed that Britney just thought, “im hott, manufactured and getting paid so f-it. Diva time.” But she apparently was Mariah Carey level of insane from the begging by believing she sounds like Mariah.
This picture clearly illustrates why I’m fond of Britney Spears.
If that happened just over an audition song, imagine what might happen when Simon and L.A. Reid start throwing barbs at her for the disasters she creates as a “coach” for the talent.
DAT ASS.
Damn that’s a nice shot of her ass.
It was scripted. You don’t honestly believe that the “judges” actually audition people that the producers have never seen, do you? At 14 people per day, how long do you expect them to be done with the auditions?
Rico Jones, exactly Brit and Demi were not hired on for their experience or judging skills, the truth is XFACTOR SUX, Simon in a desperate move to save this show which is lost in a glut of talent shows on prime time picked these two in hopes of getting people talking about his show and create drama when one of them has a meltdown. Surprisingly Demi so far is holding her own.
This poor girl has never been photogenic. She just doesn’t move right with the cameras.
I see this and, purely on reflex, my ears start preemptively bleeding.
And American Idol producers are saying: “You mean they put fake drama in the scripts before the season even began? Well played Simon. Well played.”
even if she walked off for a break that’s still a little awkward in the middle of filming. but she does offer some constructive criticism which is nice i guess.
| “I feel like you need a new teacher to teach you how to sing,” was the harshest thing she said during that first day.
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/05/britney-spears-walks-x-factor-set-break
It was in mah contract “X Factor producers must have a full banquet waitin’ in Miss Spears’ dressin’ room fa her between takes” and there was no full banquet in there. Alls I saw was a coupla mops and buckets and such. Whatever! Peace out y’all.
She either died and has been replaced or they’ve done something to her brain. The look behind her eyes screams “I don’t want this life anymore”, and yet her managers are still forcing her to tour because they’re the pimps and she’s the whore. The man she’s engaged to clearly doesn’t love her. How could someone marry a woman who is clearly not well? If he loved her he would try to help her by getting her away from all of this crap to raise her kids.
“her song”
Not 19 anymore….
Simon Cowell must be out of his mind thinking he can get crazy to work a full time gig.
Just when my cock started to grow, I used the zoom tool and zoomed in at her foor. Tell me please, what the hell is that gross think on her zoomed in foot?????
she is not aging well – she needs to give it up, go home and be a mom
^ With an ass like that she could have a cactus growing out of her foot for all I care.
Love that body.
Of course, no slender beautiful model girl will ever look at your basement-dwelling, piss and beer-smelling fat self, so all you’re left with is fugly trailer trash :)
She literally looks 49 here.
I believe this is all for extra attention for the show! I guarantee it!! This is so everyone will tune in and watch it when it debuts..
She’s not aging well. She looks old!!!
Oh, the things I’d like to put on that tongue.
“Near. Far. Wherever you are. I believe that the heart will go on.”
Meaning she looks like Celine Dion here.
Looks like the washed up blond on 30 Rock. Oddly enough, their careers are about at the same place.
Poor Simon! Don’t you hate it when exploiting a mentally ill single mother goes wrong?
“Britney! Why are you leaving ‘X Factor?’”
“Burger King needs a new manager, y’all! I can’t wait to have a name tag! I forget it sometimes!”
“New music? I thought they said new McRib!!!”