I’m Told This Is Britney Spears
Here’s Britney Spears posing for the V100 issue of V Magazine where she actually gives an interview – in English and everything – that suggests her dad finally found a way out to keep her medicated somewhere between Bertney and Bratney so she can fart out a new album without people wondering if she understands any of the words that she’s singing. Because she doesn’t. She doesn’t understand a single one. You could make her say “crocodile applesauce burrito kitten” into a microphone, and she’d be 100% convinced she just sang an entire song about boys being poopheads that she wrote herself. “You can do anything with crayons!” she’ll tell you.
Photos: Mario Testino / V Magazine